Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Montez]

Didn't their keeper go to 'Pool though?

I wish an team like Everton or even Chelsea would take a chance on him but that is very wishful think on my part.

Nah you don't want this. Swansea, Everton, Southampton, West Brom would be nice.




Tevez to Juve if they agree personal terms.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Good post breh. I spoke to Guru about this on BS. Americans love England go there regardless if the style or team fits them. The money, exposure, and off field comfort is too hard to refuse. Michael Bradly is the only one who doesn't seem to dikk ride England.

Sunderland should be alright and Di Canio will have him in great shape. If it was Mar...a former manager who wore a tracksuit I would throw Josmer in the bushes but Di Canio should have him playing the ball on the ground.

I never really been impressed with the EPL either. La Liga is my favorite followed by Bundesliga(I can't keep up with it because I don't have GolTV)and then Serie A, but I do check on EPL games that feature American players.

Bradley don't d-ride because Lazio took a chance on him after Aston Villa fans wanted him but management passed. It worked out quite well for him because he's at Roma now at mid table while Aston Villa is fallen to relegation battles.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Jozy should goto Germany

I heard rumors that if Lewandowski left Dortmund, then they might target Jozy..... Schalke has been thrown out there too....

 

[Max Power]

I heard rumors that if Lewandowski left Dortmund, then they might target Jozy..... Schalke has been thrown out there too....

Those are Champions League clubs. Altidore is nowhere near good enough for that level.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

The only team I think Jozy will do well in the Prem is West Brom. I kinda want Schalke make a play for him but I think they would favored Huntelaar more.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Those are Champions League clubs. Altidore is nowhere near good enough for that level.

We shall see.... I think he has turned the corner.... He beyond relegation battle teams too. Chicharito is a Man Utd bench warmer..... I might get negged for this but Altidore will be a better striker by the time both of their careers are over...

 

[Liu Kang]

[...]
On another note, this past weekend I tried to experiment and remove all traces of google from my life excluding my gmail account and trips to youtube.

I downloaded Opera () and deleted Chrome, tried to only use DuckDuckGo for searching (), downloaded some shytty maps app for my phone.

Now I'm back to it all and I'll be the first to say that I for one welcome our Google overlords

- Opera is great (all the browsers bit from it), Firefox lags when you got a few addons running and Chrome is good but overload your RAM when you got too much tabs opened. If you really want something open-source and privacy-safe and you're too used to chrome, download "Chromium" or "SrWare Iron" which are browsers based on Chrome.
- Duckduckgo is a good search engine but is not as effective as Google, you right. The great thing with it though is that you can use !g (to search on Google), !i (for google images), !a (amazon), !e (ebay) or !w (wikipedia) for example to search directly on certain sites, so you can still use it, but anytime you want more results that what's displayed, just add a "!g" to search on google or "!b" for bing.
- For your phone, get yourself some Waze. It's a great GPS app.
- For your mail, use a mail application to centralize all your mail accounts (if you have multiple, like Thunderbird or Outlook)

 

[QuintessentialBM]

The only team I think Jozy will do well in the Prem is West Brom. I kinda want Schalke make a play for him but I think they would favored Huntelaar more.

Dude, Huntelaar is almost 30 and is coming off the pine.... They aren't happy with them because he has had sub-par seasons... He came off the bench last season scoring 7 goals in 26 matches. They need youth.... (no disrespect)

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Dude, Huntelaar is almost 30 and is coming off the pine.... They aren't happy with them because he has had sub-par seasons... He came off the bench last season scoring 7 goals in 26 matches. They need youth.... (no disrespect)

I know that but I don't think Schalke really want him. You may never know tho. Jones might persuade them to get him. Hell, I want Jozy get the ball from Draxler, that boy is special.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

I know that but I don't think Schalke really want him. You may never know tho. Jones might persuade them to get him. Hell, I want Jozy get the ball from Draxler, that boy is special.

I'm bout to check some highlights on him because I'm not familiar.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

We shall see.... I think he has turned the corner.... He beyond relegation battle teams too.

No he hasnt, flat trackin for a season or so in Holland and scoring a couple of goals vs League 1/2 level professionals in WCQ doesnt mean hes turned the corner, may give him more confidence, but everytime I've seen him play vs proper teams hes looked lost and doesnt work hard enough or make space for himself. He aint beyond shyt at the moment, especially in the higher level leagues.

Chicharito is a Man Utd bench warmer..... I might get groaned for this but Altidore will be a better striker by the time both of their careers are over...

Well considerin that Lil Pea type of player is a dying breed and Dozy works better in the single forward formations of this era, he should be better than him. But Natural Goalscorers >>>>> Big Athletic strikers

 

[Mané Swagincha]

City has been getting packed bruhs, people from all over and some of the Suarez's are making their way too, ugly bunch them lot

 

[frush11]

Jeez I loathe summer, have the week off, and basically trapped in the house, till the sun goes down.

 

[Yayo Toure]

City stay getting fukked on the transfer market...whether buying or selling smh

 

[Capitol]

Jessie Rogers she doesnt even sound like she believes what she's saying in those videos

sorry, once you take dikk on film it's hard for people to be like and what are your thoughts on world issues, dearie?

i never watched any of her flicks tbh, but i do remember a thread called "jessie rogers is hilarious" wherein there were pics of her making "black dikk" jokes, in a laudatory fashion of course. those porn wiz kids in jbo were cracking up, it was very to me. i think once you dive too deep into porn knowledge and whatnot, your sense of humor erodes/gets really unfunny

*Entire post may be highly exaggerated

Honestly man the way porn and overall deterioration of mental health correlates is no joke. We really need some type of documentary that explores how weird these nikkas become once they delve in too deep. There isn't anything wrong with loading up some porn every now and then. Every day? Still might not be wrong, but once you start delving into their personal lives, tricking yourself into becoming attached, listening to the thoughts, political beliefs, and the inner workings of a bytch that takes dikks two at a time down her throat for a living and laughing at the jokes she makes like she is speaking directly to you there is a problem. Once I discovered streaming porn I never turned back. fukk an imagination. The hold the porn game got on nikkas aint no joke