Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Gilver]

I woke this morning in my bed naked but for a pair of socks, with a half eaten packet of roast beef monster munch lying beside my bed.

I can't really decide whether this means i had a good night or not.


I'm getting kind of bored of getting so pissed i can barely remember anything, i need to tone it down.

What i do remember is kissing some horrible bird when i was so pissed i could barely keep my head up, i mean she was sitting next to me so i was like

Thank fukk i never shagged her

I also remember snapping an England flag off someones car and throwing it in the bin, why? fukk knows, but i did it. And i feel this act balance out the previous one in the eyes of the universe.

 

[Gilver]

Watching this thing with Prince Charles watching film of the queens reign and talking about it.

He's a cracking lad is our charles, a cracking lad.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

In a world where messenger bags exist I would have thought. Haven't had a backpack in years

wait aren't you brehs in your thirties?

explains it all tbf

Watching this thing with Prince Charles watching film of the queens reign and talking about it.

He's a cracking lad is our charles, a cracking lad.

i've always felt sorry for charles...for someone being born into the position he was, he's taken a helluva lot of L's in his life


clear underlying mental problems choosing that horse over diana

having to raise a yuot thats not his

watched his moms sit on the throne his whole life and will probs die before her

etc etc

 

[Christian3o5]

 

[PYRRHUS 88]

wait aren't you brehs in your thirties?

explains it all tbf

23 here. By all means continue messing with matching jacket/backpack combos if that's what floats your boat, but just be aware that people will be judging you.

Not me though, I don't judge.

 

[Gilver]

We're all in our 30's?


I'd probably have to have a proper look at my life if i was.


Although tbf i probably should now to a certain extent

 

[So UnThotful]

i cant support the new US jersey, shyt honestly look like what where's waldo uncle co sign it

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

wait aren't you brehs in your thirties?

explains it all tbf

African 30's

 

[SCORCH]

wait aren't you brehs in your thirties?

explains it all tbf

About 30

Not even close sunshine.

And them backpacks you posted are straight

 

[SCORCH]

Eden Hazard : "I choose Chelsea because they have the best project and it's a big team. There was a struggle between Chelsea and United but according to me Chelsea has the best project. I speak with Abramovich. He is very simple and love football."

Utd

Even Dortmund don't like Utd's project:

United want to pay add-ons for Kagawa based on their own success, Dortmund want it based on the player.

"You ain't winning shyt, we want our money."

 

[Gilver]

I'd save that post and bring it out of the end of next season when we finish above you(and win the league) if i was down with that sort of thing.

 

[mastermind]

Roman is very simple, tbf

 

[Roaden Polynice]

African 30's

Nigerian birth certificates

I can understand posting on a message board in your 30s somewhat, breaks up the monotony of the desk job/bum lifestyle.

 

[SCORCH]

I'd save that post and bring it out of the end of next season when we finish above you(and win the league) if i was down with that sort of thing.

You really can't blame him.

Roman is building a new team.

Why would you turn down the chance of being involved in that to be a part of this

Just look at the state of that squad.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Still finished higher than you in the league. And will probably will again.