Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[yoyoyo1]

the one big happy family clique? playing or played abroad clique? look at all those fake smiles, must be plotting against each other inside their heads

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

oyoyoy tryin way too hard now.

Just accept your beloved football team aint gunna do shyt until the majority of the players are playin in top leagues and learn proper technical skills and tactical awareness instead of just being good athletes and proud to play for their country those types can just stay in the MLS.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Geoff Cameron would be dressed like a colorful prick. The prick.

 

[Grams]

oyoyoy tryin way too hard now.

Just accept your beloved football team aint gunna do shyt until the majority of the players are playin in top leagues and learn proper technical skills and tactical awareness instead of just being good athletes and proud to play for their country those types can just stay in the MLS.

Oh my dayz

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Honestly, most of these career MLS'ers can go fukk themselves

Every single time one of these German imports has touched the field for the USMNT they've instantly looked a caliber above the Clemson grad who normally plays that position.

The back line is a shambles, but the fact is Carlos is Larrying it up now. I'd rather us crawl through qualification (let's be real here, we only have to finish 4th out of 6 teams, the hysterics need to die down) while putting a new back line together than trying to slap one together next spring in friendlies.

Not to mention Disco Stu is healthy for the first time in two years. The streets done forgot about our midfield messiah. When Landycakes comes back and Stu is called up in the fall this team is going to be cooking at an unnatural level

 

[Roaden Polynice]

@Don Rhymus that Pet Shop Boys song is piff

 

[Scottie Drippin]

@Don Rhymus that Pet Shop Boys song is piff

MK the deep house gawd. Pet Shop Boys are saying some shyt. They're looking at simps like

She's made you some kind of laughing stock
Because you dance to disco, and you don't like rock
She'd make fun of you, and even in bed
Said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead

So ask yourself now: Can you forgive her
If she begs you to?
Ask yourself: Can you even deliver
What she demands of you?
Or do you want revenge?
But that's childish, so childish!

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

MK the deep house gawd. Pet Shop Boys are saying some shyt. They're looking at simps like

She's made you some kind of laughing stock
Because you dance to disco, and you don't like rock
She'd make fun of you, and even in bed
Said she was gonna go and get herself a real man instead

So ask yourself now: Can you forgive her
If she begs you to?
Ask yourself: Can you even deliver
What she demands of you?
Or do you want revenge?
But that's childish, so childish!

No wonder one of them turned out gay

 

[Scottie Drippin]

No wonder one of them turned out gay

If you're a musical act with more than one member and atleast one isn't even kinda gay I've sincerely got to question your talent.

 

[dennis roadman]

Do they bust they guns though?


I don't go anywhere my choppa can't ride shotgun.

this, plus living in germany is nice and all except for the fact you have to live in germany

still would rather be there than mexico for example

sidenote - think my j/o cut me off today brehs who the fukk she think she is

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

If you're a musical act with more than one member and atleast one isn't even kinda gay I've sincerely got to question your talent.

Which word do you prefer Flair or Flamboyance

 

[Scottie Drippin]

this, plus living in germany is nice and all except for the fact you have to live in germany

still would rather be there than mexico for example

sidenote - think my j/o cut me off today brehs who the fukk she think she is

Cancel that bytch.


Then tell all your friends about the questionable morality she displays whilst performing uninhibited sexual acts.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Which word do you prefer Flair or Flamboyance

 

[dennis roadman]

Cancel that bytch.


Then tell all your friends about the questionable morality she displays whilst performing uninhibited sexual acts.

well alright then

i'll start with how she didn't just enjoy me rubbing things on the clit, but they had to be smashed into her. like this

had my wrist feeling like jerry when he had to sign all those 500 yen checks from kramer's japanese friends

 

[Roaden Polynice]

If you're a musical act with more than one member and atleast one isn't even kinda gay I've sincerely got to question your talent.

You might be onto something

Prince & The Revolution; Dez dikkerson & Prince

The Beatles; Ringo

Vampire Weekend; Rostam

Some dude was probably gay in New Order

Bloc Party; Kele

The big black guy in Bon Iver is probably gay