Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[gho3st]

Scott Parker "get the ball, hold it, turn around and pass it backwards"

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Nasri might be a lesbian but he doesn't do that. Strictly Scissoring.



Not a striker (misdirection ) but the rumors were always there. Alan Smith came to mind.

Smith was the only striker along with Wreh I could think of.

 

[yoyoyo1]

walker getting and-1d on the regular

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Bale got the whole Lyon defence shook as fukk

 

[EQ.]

the lone dancer before it drops is the type of british girl im looking to bring to climax with my own personal genitalia

why does that blond bytch doin a hokey pokey ruin it tho


so what are you doing later then

Burning all my Columbus Crew clothing, tryna get rid of all the gay cooties
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[EQ.]

Scott Parker "get the ball, hold it, turn around and pass it backwards"

Thats my poorly positioned MID tho
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[EQ.]

I actually completely butchered that

What I meant to say is that no one is 100% straight.

No one...is 100%...straight...:dealwithit:

:yup:
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[yoyoyo1]

:yup:
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Cristiano Ronaldo.

I win


how does a guy going scratching his face merit a "yup" smiley name?

 

[EQ.]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

I win


how does a guy going scratching his face merit a "yup" smiley name?

I misnamed/uploaded the wrong smilie....too lazy to change it :yup:

 

[EQ.]

Cristiano Ronaldo.

I win


how does a guy going scratching his face merit a "yup" smiley name?

Tho if you watch the video where it came from you can see where the "yup" can apply

 

[mastermind]

Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption - Alexi Lalas - The Colbert Report - 2013-20-02 - Video Clip | Comedy Central

Alexi Lalas is such a dumbass

Place your bets brehs



'I slept with Arsenal striker': Councillor dubbed one of highest paid in the UK makes extraordinary claim on his blog | Mail Online

he is 50... so lets assume in his 20s

lets go wit Alan Smith

nah, lets go with Stewart Robson (doesnt care about the position he played)

 

[mastermind]

They have to give a certain amount of coverage to the sport as a whole for Disney to have any chance at winning the bidding wars for the EPL, CL, World Cup etc etc.

the head of ESPN loves soccer. He is the reason why its even talked about on Sportscenter.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Malian Messi

 

[dappadonna]

Dembele my son

 

[gho3st]

real talk, Alexis Lalas sheds a tear after every US loss. a real fan if there ever was one