Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Givethanks]

@Givethanks don’t think we can’t see what is going on in Spain

Idk what you're talking about

 

[TobiOT]

 

[African_brehda]

Hold on, when did Kim Kardashian show up, and when did Saka’s poor run of form start?

 

[Regular Developer]

is kroenke going to keep spending though?

I dunno, we shall see tho. There must be budget left over since we didn't break the bank in the winter

 

[Ill-Yaz]

No post about that old broke billionaire Rat-Cliffe selling out the United fanbase?

 

[TobiOT]

No post about that old broke billionaire Rat-Cliffe selling out the United fanbase?

Just saw that. fukking Chelsea fan.



Qatar needs to make a world record bid or we are done out here...






These fans don't want Man Utd to be successful. Trying to convince themselves that Glazers having a stake is better than Qatar.

 

[EA]

I had a great night seeing one of my GOATs perform live. I’m not watching any highlights or watching any fan content

 

[MikelArteta]

what has happened to partey? he must be guilty

 

[MikelArteta]

Every time I hear walking malteaser

 

[Tha Gawd Amen]

Mikel Jackson and Neverland football is a violation

 

[TobiOT]

 

[MikelArteta]

Damn is Dt going to send his son to get beat up again

 

[Inertia Creeps]

It's actually impressive how he's somehow gotten 10x worse, with a 10x more expensive and "talented" squad than when he managed that miracle top 4 finish. Like every possible decision he can make as a manager has been the absolute worst, most incorrect one. And that 1 goal in 10 games stat... I think I read somewhere that Chelsea's xG this season is actually statistically impossible. As in it should be a mathematical impossibility for any top flight PL team with the players they have to score this little per chance created, sheer random luck alone should have put more balls in the back of the net for them than they have at this point... but it somehow never happens

 

[nyknick]

It's actually impressive how he's somehow gotten 10x worse, with a 10x more expensive and "talented" squad than when he managed that miracle top 4 finish. Like every possible decision he can make as a manager has been the absolute worst, most incorrect one. And that 1 goal in 10 games stat... I think I read somewhere that Chelsea's xG this season is actually statistically impossible. As in it should be a mathematical impossibility for any top flight PL team with the players they have to score this little per chance created, sheer random luck alone should have put more balls in the back of the net for them than they have at this point... but it somehow never happens

 

[TobiOT]

It's actually impressive how he's somehow gotten 10x worse, with a 10x more expensive and "talented" squad than when he managed that miracle top 4 finish. Like every possible decision he can make as a manager has been the absolute worst, most incorrect one. And that 1 goal in 10 games stat... I think I read somewhere that Chelsea's xG this season is actually statistically impossible. As in it should be a mathematical impossibility for any top flight PL team with the players they have to score this little per chance created, sheer random luck alone should have put more balls in the back of the net for them than they have at this point... but it somehow never happens

That transfer ban helped him. Mason Mount, Tammy and the others respect him.

As soon as the brought players who don't give a fukk about him, he got found out quick.