Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Roaden Polynice]

simp, if he ever got the chance

surely there must be a better term

I got nothing

'Touch of whatever the opposite of a rapist is'

New football phrases

 

[yoyoyo1]

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

does Nasri wanna lose his life?

 

[mastermind]

Nasri is about that life, in fairness. Shame he never ever won a fight.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Man this West Brom match is terrible. Pitch looks like something from the mid 70s, Steve Clarke sitting in the dugout with his head resting on his arms like a bored dog on a midsummer afternoon...

If only I could have this last hour back

 

[mastermind]

Aston Villa

 

[nyknick]

Damn, Smalling is trash. People going past him as they please.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Bout time Lukaku comes on.

 

[yoyoyo1]

damn @ that last city goal. was a slight deflection or block from being 3-3, instead its 4-2

 

[mastermind]

Stoke are such a dirty team

Thank goodness Nzonzi didnt connect with Cork's leg planted.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

West Brom play in the second half.

Props Steven Clarke making adjustments.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

RvP

what a signing

 

[yoyoyo1]

stoke soton

cameron jermoe

 

[Bigbigguy]

RVP

 

[mastermind]

Cameron Jerome, despite being shyt, like to score great goals.