Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[Kunty McPhuck]

Atleti always shyt the bed against real

@THEREALBRAND fellow countryman hitting him with

 

[nyknick]

I went to get my haircut, and my barber is running behind schedule.

If I miss a minute of the Madrid Derby I’m going to slap the fire out of this dude

You're better off staying at the barbershop

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I know, but desire innit

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[SCORCH]

Knew it would be a difficult game when they said James was out for Everton. Of course we wouldn't get the luxury of playing against a midfielder that can't defend and won't run backwards.

 

[Gilver]

Regardless of long term manager concerns etc etc taken in either context or isolation it’s not a bad result for United.

fukk me what a shyt game though.

United are who we thought they were but that was shocking from City, never seen such a poor Guardiola side.

 

[bigdaddy88]

out here faking an injury....god awful goalkeeper

 

[THEREALBRAND]

You're better off staying at the barbershop

 

[Premeditated]

this man city side is btw

honestly, it should be United that's disappointed for not scoring one at the end. they're not even technically as fearful as they use to be. I was hoping they would be one of the teams to take out Bayern. I guess Guardiola and city are finally contempt with only 4 place.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

F#cking Thomas Lemar

 

[frush11]

Fair play to him for that (with hindsight obviously not the smartest move).

Breh cannot stay healthy man, utterly unreliable.

Can't go into the season thinking you have 4 options for wide areas when one of them is always one sprint away from 6 weeks off.

Basically Van Persie before those 2 magical seasons.

Shiit was so frustrating

 

[Yehuda]

Carvajal AtLético

 

[Givethanks]

Atleti It's been real

 

[THEREALBRAND]

You'd think I'd be use to this s#it by now

 

[Ohene]

fukkin hate the offside rule to some degree. there should be a one foot margin allowed or sumn

 

[TobiOT]

Real Madrid stay getting them clutch wins.