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Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Luis Suarez Celebrity Cardboard Face Mask

Great piece of kit is this! Has actually made my front teeth grow 2 inches. This would be ideal if you we're to lose said teeth.

I couldn't believe it also has the ability to teach you numerous swear words from around the globe! I'm now fluent in 'they pick on me' 'why me?' 'Ynwa la' and my favourite 'negrito'

I must also add the side affects

Chip on shoulder
Inability to keep on feet
Casual racism
An overwhelming feeling of wanting to kick the #### out of your own face
Delusions of FA bigotry

Other than this though A+ product buy buy buy!

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

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I dont see a five star rating on your comments tho breh

 

[KOTK]

CAC city first division lock 93 till infinity

 

[KOTK]

high society

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

The pub i use to drink in, they had this Montenegrin barmaid workin there. She was so fukkin fit. Had everything smile, t*ts hips, legs, perfect cheekbones

I still have a wank off the strength of it from my visual memory archives

How I miss this post.

 

[KOTK]

How I miss this post.

i hate it when i meet chicks with perfect cheekbones but a fukk-ugly smile.

 

[dennis roadman]

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Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Luis Suarez Celebrity Cardboard Face Mask

5.0 out of 5 stars Great Mask, 13 Oct 2012
By
Eddy Edmondson "Eddy Edmondson" (Kendal, England) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Luis Suarez Celebrity Cardboard Face Mask
I bought this mask for my 15 year old son, and told him to wear it for the next match against Manure United juniors. The referee didn't like him, and a few ill advised people chanted at him, but he scored 6 goals, and was man of the match. nuff said

eddy on a mission

 

[EQ.]

eddy on a mission

 

[dennis roadman]

@Stewart Downing / @Edmundinho when did you move to Cumbria m8? this got summat to do with coates?

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Brazilian footy round up then

2nd placed Atletico Mineiro playing away to Santos tonight, and Neymar playing in his 200th game and will feature wearing the number 200 even though he played in yesterdays National team friendly in Poland against Japan in a 6-0 Brazil win.

Santos currently up 2-1. 20 minutes in

League leaders Fluminense tied against 3rd place Gremio 2-2

We're beating Corinthians 1-0 at home away from home since we're suspended.

Horsey's Palmeiras won but they still being relegated and going to play in the 2nd division in their 100th year anniversary.

 

[dennis roadman]

Horsey's Palmeiras won but they still being relegated and going to play in the 2nd division in their 100th year anniversary.

gonna run that 2a divisao too

felipao, this comin from chelsea and os porcos. not a brazilian so don't care about WC glory

 

[yoyoyo1]

perfect time for a big MLS game, Seattle vs RSL on NBC Sports Network.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

eddy on a mission

I love that song

And Katy B

 

[Mané Swagincha]

gonna run that 2a divisao too

felipao, this comin from chelsea and os porcos. not a brazilian so don't care about WC glory

Felipão the gawd never disrespect, hes a cup manager though, he wouldve came extra good for Libertadores, especially if ya signed Alex

 

[dennis roadman]

Felipão the gawd never disrespect, hes a cup manager though, he wouldve came extra good for Libertadores, especially if ya signed Alex

i gave up on this campaign months ago i think

who they talkin bout as long term treinador? mourinho?