Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - We are SO back, the Premier League returns!

[KOTK]

watch brokback mountain with her then at the end when he fukks his wife like a breh.

that.

do that.

 

[Gilver]

I've never seen it, mostly becaus i imagine there'll be men kissing n shyt

I'd be fine with the buttsecks scenes, i mean i watched Oz without batting an eyelid. But tbf that was man rape, not loving, mutual buttsucks, hmmm, i dunno.

Maybe i need to watch it to work through my bumming a man over kissing a man issues

 

[We Major]

Bertrand apologises for using a swear word in his tweet. What has the world come to

 

[KOTK]

Good to see JT keeping the boy in line.

 

[yoyoyo1]

that they added kei's legendary irish dance celebration in fifa 13

 

[Resident Geordie]

Pardew has told his players not to get involved in the sponsorship row and go out and give 4107%

 

[yoyoyo1]

Brazil vs Iraq in Sweden, makes perfect sense

 

[dennis roadman]

"ayo bytch, put that tongue away, my mouth aint no cement mixer, ol' 2 parts sand, 1 part cement ass bytch"

that's how you treat these hoes?

 

[thatrapsfan]

Brazil vs Iraq in Sweden, makes perfect sense

I was about to come in to ask why Brazil is playing all their friendlies in Sweden. Maybe they picked Iraq because they have a big Iraqi populaiton in Sweden.

 

[Gilver]

that's how you treat these hoes?

I wish.

I just sat there and continued in silence, feigning arousal.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I wish.

I just sat there and continued in silence, feigning arousal.

You gotta choke her, breh. It's the sure-fire way I've found to get a chick to cut out some wild unarousing shyt she seems hell bent on pulling off. Get a little asphyxiation going to assert some alpha male dominance and from then on in she knows what the deal is. When she's tryna summon the native american god of the wind with her tongue go for the throat, bite her lip, then kiss her long/slow a few times with no tongue. She'll understand.

If you catch a rape charge it's not on me.

 

[Gilver]

You gotta choke her, breh. It's the sure-fire way I've found to get a chick to cut out some wild unarousing shyt she seems hell bent on pulling off. Get a little asphyxiation going to assert some alpha male dominance and from then on in she knows what the deal is. When she's tryna summon the native american god of the wind with her tongue go for the throat, bite her lip, then kiss her long/slow a few times with no tongue. She'll understand.

If you catch a rape charge it's not on me.

good plan.

Though i tried to choking thing on some bird recently, and it just felt weird, i'm really not in to the dominance stuff, i'm too much of a sensual lover m8s

Though i did hold a girls hand down the other night while i was fukking her, guess that's as far as i can go with that

Oh and i bite a lot, be it lips or nipples or w/e.

Suppose if the situation feels right i can dabble

 

[Gilver]

On a non-revealing-too-much-about-my-sex-life-note.

Just checked my post from this morning, £200 tax refund from 2008

I'm having a good day

 

[Capitol]

You gotta choke her, breh. It's the sure-fire way I've found to get a chick to cut out some wild unarousing shyt she seems hell bent on pulling off. Get a little asphyxiation going to assert some alpha male dominance and from then on in she knows what the deal is. When she's tryna summon the native american god of the wind with her tongue go for the throat, bite her lip, then kiss her long/slow a few times with no tongue. She'll understand.

If you catch a rape charge it's not on me.

You not gonna be a brother's alibi tho? Thats fukked up

 

[Gilver]

It's a very real thing.

The 'rape me' thing i mean.

A lot of girls love it, in my experience.

This lovely piece of stand up by Louis CK sums up my feelings on the matter