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[concise]

And Slovenia are through to the next round now

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

France top of the group by scoring 1 penalty and 1 OG

These were the top two top ranked teams.

Giving that shyt when Portugal didn't win a single game in 90 minutes but still still won the Euros like 2016 or something

And France are done too... And still, I'd favour them to win if England and France were to clash.

 

[Harry B]

Austria actually topped the group but I get your point.

Forgot about the ending there

 

[hood b. goode]

Foden & Mainoo >>>

 

[nahnah]

Been a shower of shyte this tournament. Says a lot about the standard if we finish top

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

England are on the "easier on paper" side of the draw though so they can still go far. Although we know what they say about "on paper"..

Italy will knock them out on pens.

 

[Peak]

WTF!? England top the group by only scoring 2 goals... We're done.

Southgate really trying for the Utd job

 

[MajesticLion]

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I'd have to hype myself up to feel underwhelmed.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

Netherlands 2 – 3 Austria

Burschen (The Boys)/Unsere Burschen (Our Boys) dismantled the cogs of Clockwork Orange.

France 1 – 1 Poland

The Battle of the Birds. The Gallic Roosters pecked at Orły (The Eagles) but Orły crippled the Roosters' wings.

England 0 – 0 Slovenia

Not worth writing something witty about.

Denmark 0 – 0 Serbia

See England v Slovenia statement.

The Three Lions roar their way to the knockout stage.
The Danish Dynamite explode their way to the knockout stage.
The Gallic Roosters cockadoodle doo their way to the knockout stage.
Unsere Burschen (Our Boys) yodel their way to the knockout stage.
Clockwork Orange make their way to the knockout stage with great timing.
Zmajčeki (The Dragons) burn their way to the knockout stage.

 

[TheAlbionist]

Losing it with this England team.

Reminds me of France '98. Amazing on paper, but on the pitch it's like a FUT All Star team with no chemistry.

Plan A is keep possession until *something* happens.

There is no Plan B. There are substitutes who sound like they'd change any game, but no strategy to go with them.

La Liga player of the year. Bundesliga player of the year. Premiership champions all over the fukking pitch and they play like Barnsley.

Jude looks LOST.

Can't even blame the fans and press like we did in '98. I've had so much patience with this man and he's always given us fighting England teams, but this is on Southgate.

 

[Peak]

Brehs how much emphasis should be placed in the fact the no English manager has won the Premier League since it's inception? Is tactical illiteracy a thing in the English game?

 

[MVike28]

My how this squad misses Sterling

Conflate club and international form crehs

 

[Harry B]

After this, unless England actually starts moving the ball and playing football, they might need to hire a non-English coach.

Who was the last English coach to win anything or even be well ranked? Not a single English coach has even sniffed the EPL

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

Group C results:

Slovenia 1 - 1 Denmark
Serbia 0 - 1 England

Slovenia 1 - 1 Serbia
Denmark 1 - 1 England

England 0 - 0 Slovenia
Denmark 0 - 0 Serbia

 

[Peak]

My how this squad misses Sterling

Conflate club and international form crehs

Literally how most selections are made