Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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What’s it about and Year please? :feedme:
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Just came out.

It was pretty good.
Basically, this girl gets kidnapped, and she has to go against the elements while running from the kidnapper.
 

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Right in time for Halloween

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Inspired by true events. Based on @Jello Biafra ‘s history of speed dating and swiping left too many times. Legend has it, Jello thought it was a good idea to write a 10 paragraph Diatribe condemning Various movies that she likes, she didn’t take very kindly to it so she took retaliation into her hands and ended up having his ass misery-ed. Jello’s friend @MartyMcFly became an unwitting victim to the sinister chain of events when he tried to intervene. I give this movie 5 stars
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There’s a Nicole Pt 2 coming soon starring @The Hierophant . In this one, same scenario. Except he is tortured hostel style. The main character, Nicole scours Film discussion boards and enacts revenge against those with opposing horror movie reviews. Not to spoil the movie but he was found wearing a bear suit at the crime scene. Brought to you by Bobbie Zomb and Les Craven Productions.
 

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Right in time for Halloween

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Inspired by true events. Based on @Jello Biafra ‘s history of speed dating and swiping left too many times. Legend has it, Jello thought it was a good idea to write a 10 paragraph Diatribe condemning Various movies that she likes, she didn’t take very kindly to it so she took retaliation into her hands and ended up having his ass misery-ed. Jello’s friend @MartyMcFly became an unwitting victim to the sinister chain of events when he tried to intervene. I give this movie 5 stars
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There’s a Nicole Pt 2 coming soon starring @The Hierophant . In this one, same scenario. Except he is tortured hostel style. The main character, Nicole scours Film discussion boards and enacts revenge against those with opposing horror movie reviews. Not to spoil the movie but he was found wearing a bear suit at the crime scene. Brought to you by Bobbie Zomb and Les Craven Productions.

Did you make this? If I'm staring in this next movie am I being paid?
 

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This is pretty good so far - family Sleep paralysis and demon possession; this might be in your lane @Yahweh Ben Yahweh . amazon prime video

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A doctor must confront her own nightmares while battling a parasitic demon that preys on people while they sleep.
Release date: December 1, 2017 (USA)
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First off, im a chick and I am a fan of his movies so I find that particular comment insensitive and offensive.

and.. art doesn’t always cross over into real life. There is a separation. Again, I’m probably the last person that people would think spends 85% of television or steaming time watching horror content, when you look at the picture of my outside presentation (family, work, kids,) but horror is an interest influenced by my dad and brothers so I’m never going to downplay it just bc I don’t fit the description of a “horror viewer”. that’s called being multidimensional. No one is evil or thinks evil 24/7 that’s called a sociopath. No one should go into a Rob Zombie movie thinking it’s date night material or family viewing either - most RZ movies I know to watch alone bc the average non horror viewer won’t get it, thinks his content is too vulgar, etc. I’m not sitting there watching Devil’s Rejects with my mom - my dad still sends me out the room during movie “sex scenes” even though I’m grown and haven’t lived at home in yrs and with 2 kids - that his line that he doesn’t cross so I respect that. It has nothing to do with the content creator. It’s just called boundaries. Most of my friends won’t even watch Saw without losing their mind- it’s not horror is in the same classification as Dwayne Johnson , the Rock action movie so that’s not a fair comparison.


Ughhh. Let me finish reading through what you wrote and compose myself with a formulated response another time.
Don't know why that random thought of mine seemed offensive to you. I'm not attacking his character because I don't know his life outside of the movies he creates. Just saying it would be a disappointment on my end to find out that RZ is some regular white dude who eats gluten-free and watches the stock market channel all day. Realistically there is nothing wrong with that I just like to imagine an artist of his caliber doesn't live nor think as your average American. It's no different than wanting a rapper to be about that life he talks, knowing Marylin Manson lived a wildlife, or on the horror of topic-- knowing Stephen King used to be a wild drunk/drugy :russ:.

Not saying he's got bodies hidden somewhere or he's in a cult. I just personally refuse to believe someone with a mind like that lives the typical every guy life shyt. That's why Ari Aster throws me off so much. The dude has the perfect image of a typical white guy who has an interest in computer programming than horror.

And to your second point, you're ignoring that RZ has a cult-like following but with mainstream appeal. Another example, but non-horror related, would be Kevin Smith. A particular audience is into his films, but he's still super popular and respected. I could totally see some horror fan pretenders (they're out here) throwing in a RZ film for a date night not knowing what they're getting into. People throw on scary movies all the time to clap cheeks. Imagine throwing on this and not knowing what happens:picard::russ:

You definitely should watch Rob hone his craft and see how he develops his material when he’s in his own element outside the persona - I recommend the Halloween documentary.


him and Jamie Foxx
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by no means do I listen to rock music, (I’m a black woman from NYC, I mean ..lol) but knowing his background helped me to appreciate and learn about his concepts of horror movie making. How he channels his creative energy. I’m an “artist “ with an affinity for gothic, crevices of the mind type deal but I could still flip it into watching Bob Ross painting for an hour, watch a horror movie and go to listen to Nina Simone - next day - I’m in the mood for rap; doing coloring pages with my daughter or drawing my own designs, writing content or reviews. I don’t think one interest should define anyone’s character or depth.

He reminds me of my Public Policy professor in college - he doesn’t talk like how I expected, I wlll say that.



Thanks for the recs. Don't know if I would call myself a fan of his films but I'm interested to know him as a person also how his mind works.
 

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The Craft (1996)

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Decent film. The casting here is the perfect example of when you watch an older movie and you notice all the actors from different shyt.

But yo. Is this movie the reason why my generation had an emo/goth girl phase/sexual attraction? Don't think I really see that shyt nowadays from the younger folks.

The Final Girls 2015
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One of the best feelings ever as a movie watcher is finding hidden gems. I feel like this is a hidden gem for the horror genre. I mean I assume it's hidden since I've never heard anyone talk about it nor did I know the existence of the film until this week. So fukking funny and creative. A great watch and it might be a personal fav of mine. IDK yet I might have to do a few rewatches. Again, love when I come across films I didn't expect to enjoy so much.


Fright Night 2011
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Didn't know there was a remake. The only reason why I found out about it was due to lurking the lasting movies watched thread. But the movie itself was fine. I noticed a lot of negatives that I had to let slide and enjoy the film for what it was. The original blows this out the park for sure. I didn't like McLovin's role in this film. Toni Collette didn't do so well in this either imo. This compared to Hereditary is night and day. But I do have to keep in mind these are years apart and maybe she took a giant leap with her acting skills between then.

Still wild Anton Yelchin is dead. Dude was talented as fukk at acting. It makes you wonder what his career would be like now if it wasn't for his freak accident.

Resident Evil 2002
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I stayed away from this series for so long since I assumed the film couldn't live up to the video game franchise. But not fukking bad! I really enjoyed this movie. Milla Jovovich was basically born for this role. It's wild how Hollywood finds the perfect person for particular roles. I totally see why there is a shyt ton o RE movies. I was going to watch the rest of them but NONE of them are offered on Amazon. WTF
 

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The Final Girls 2015
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One of the best feelings ever as a movie watcher is finding hidden gems. I feel like this is a hidden gem for the horror genre. I mean I assume it's hidden since I've never heard anyone talk about it nor did I know the existence of the film until this week. So fukking funny and creative. A great watch and it might be a personal fav of mine. IDK yet I might have to do a few rewatches. Again, love when I come across films I didn't expect to enjoy so much.

Yeah, this is one of my favorite films to suggest to horror heads that have never seen it. I'm always a fan of good deconstruction and this one had a loaded cast too boot. I have no idea how it never gained traction, it should at least have some cult status imo. Another sleeper deconstruction flick in a similar vein is "You Might be the Killer." It's not as good as the Final Girls but still a solid one in its own right imo.

It bugs me out that there aren't more of these deconstruction gems; the good ones are always great (Tuck and Dale vs Evil; Shaun of the Dead). Also...I feel like a majority of them take on slashers. A Lovecraftian or Gothic Horror deconstruction would probably be difficult but I think there's a GANG of unmined material available.

Sidenote: You're probably better off stuck at RE 1 fam...I think RE1 is a decent flick but everything else gets off the rails pretty quickly.
 

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Right in time for Halloween

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Inspired by true events. Based on @Jello Biafra ‘s history of speed dating and swiping left too many times. Legend has it, Jello thought it was a good idea to write a 10 paragraph Diatribe condemning Various movies that she likes, she didn’t take very kindly to it so she took retaliation into her hands and ended up having his ass misery-ed. Jello’s friend @MartyMcFly became an unwitting victim to the sinister chain of events when he tried to intervene. I give this movie 5 stars
:ohlawd:



There’s a Nicole Pt 2 coming soon starring @The Hierophant . In this one, same scenario. Except he is tortured hostel style. The main character, Nicole scours Film discussion boards and enacts revenge against those with opposing horror movie reviews. Not to spoil the movie but he was found wearing a bear suit at the crime scene. Brought to you by Bobbie Zomb and Les Craven Productions.

:russ:
 
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