Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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Nope, it's just bad.
@CourtesyFlush it’s not that bad. Not one of those movies that I would ever watch again but I didn’t hate it - basically the main character gets misery-ed by an evil scientist who cross breeds a walrus with a human. It’s a bit more graphic than it needed to be though with the whole metamorphosis thing -
 

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Wish Upon on Amazon Prime :wow:

So bad it’s good territory.

I remember that movie. I wasn't in the mood to be at work anymore so I faked a migraine to leave early and went to the movies. Wish Upon was the only thing starting at the time I was there so I got a ticket...I laughed at so many moments in that movie that I wasn't supposed to be laughing at.:mjlol:
 

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Watched an American Werewolf in London for the first time in a very long time. I honestly had a much better recollection of the Paris sequel. The first one, I really only remembered the transformation scene and the conversations with his decomposing friend a bit. Now in retrospect, it's a way different experience than I recalled. The werewolf aspect is left in doubt for almost the entire first hour. That really makes the transformation scene a nice payoff and the dream sequences a lot more open to interpretation than I'd come in expecting. The convos with his dead friend and his nurse hit heavy on the survivor's guilt tip. It's WAAAAAY more psychological than I had figured it for and just an entirely different movie from the sequel (which I have a personal bias for anyway but it's entirely different).

Also finally got my Re-Animator watch in...absolute madness...loved it! Bride of Re-animator is now on my must see list. Re-Animator is fukkery to the max, Herbert West hams it up in the best way possible and the gore is over the top fun. The plot is...ridiculous...but the entertaining kind.

Next up, I caught an interest possession film concept on HBO and hit the DVR button. It's a movie called Incarnate from 2016, starring the guy who played Harvey Dent/2 Face in the Dark Knight trilogy. The play here is that he's a wheel chair bound scientist who doesn't treat possession as a religion based problem; he uses cutting edge science and worldly connections to bring people back. The opening exorcism had an Inception vibe, where he's trying to convince the possessed person that he's in a dream to set the man free. I'll hop back in with more thoughts, but even just the opening concept seemed cool enough to warrant a shout out for me.
 

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I watched this and Bruce Willis Death Wish movie back to back one day. I remember finishing up and thinking “I might need to take a break from new movies for awhile”

:deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:Wish Upon is made to watch with a group of people that have good senses of humor and know how to riff. It's pure incidental comedy.

The Lodge...meh. Idk what about it just didn't grab me or keep me interested. first time ever where I was watching a movie and just wanted to skip to the resolution because the mystery seemed more intriguing than anything else on screen

I've said it before on the Lodge, but I hated everyone in it and every choice they made which left me with zero sympathy or investment. It's also one where I kinda figured where it was gonna go but just not the explanation for how it was gonna get there.
 

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:deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:Wish Upon is made to watch with a group of people that have good senses of humor and know how to riff. It's pure incidental comedy.



I've said it before on the Lodge, but I hated everyone in it and every choice they made which left me with zero sympathy or investment. It's also one where I kinda figured where it was gonna go but just not the explanation for how it was gonna get there.
Bingo! That’s what it was. Because I didn’t care about the people and they were all awful shyts, I wasn’t engaged. So I took to wiki to read the ending and said “yeah that makes sense” then turned it off
 

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Watched an American Werewolf in London for the first time in a very long time. I honestly had a much better recollection of the Paris sequel. The first one, I really only remembered the transformation scene and the conversations with his decomposing friend a bit. Now in retrospect, it's a way different experience than I recalled. The werewolf aspect is left in doubt for almost the entire first hour. That really makes the transformation scene a nice payoff and the dream sequences a lot more open to interpretation than I'd come in expecting. The convos with his dead friend and his nurse hit heavy on the survivor's guilt tip. It's WAAAAAY more psychological than I had figured it for and just an entirely different movie from the sequel (which I have a personal bias for anyway but it's entirely different).

I love AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. For me it is the movie by which I measure all other horror/comedy movies because it got the balance perfect.
 

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The Lodge...meh. Idk what about it just didn't grab me or keep me interested. first time ever where I was watching a movie and just wanted to skip to the resolution because the mystery seemed more intriguing than anything else on screen
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I have had so many people try to explain to me what I supposedly didn't get about that fukking movie.
I got everything the movie was putting down...I just thought it was trash.
 

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I love AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON. For me it is the movie by which I measure all other horror/comedy movies because it got the balance perfect.

I'd more or less known it for great visual effects and completely slept on just how much nuance was in there. It really does find a balance of humor and darkness that you just don't find often. Leslie Vernon comes to mind but I think for that one the balance jockies from straight up satire comedy to full on horror elements by the last act instead of blending both elements throughout. It's hard to describe a scene where a guy is in a porn theater fighting werewolf transformation pangs next to the animated but completely rotted corpse of his BFF in any way that does justice to it...but that ish worked!
 

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Watched some joint cakled "The Clearing."

Decent lil zombie joint.
Dude had the worst luck!
 

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I have had so many people try to explain to me what I supposedly didn't get about that fukking movie.
I got everything the movie was putting down...I just thought it was trash.
Pretty much. Like you said before it’s a lesser version of hereditary. It doesn’t take any of the time with characters or try at all to get you to understand much other than the kids are going through shyt but they look like a$$holes the more they do that. Then the twist is they actually are
 
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