Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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Over 35<<<< 45, 90s-2000s scream queens:
Neve Campbell - Scream franchise, Wild Things, House of Cards

Elisha Cuthbert - House of Wax, Captivity, Happy Endings, The Quiet

Eliza Dushku- Bring it On, Wrong Turn

Sheri Moon Zombie - devils rejects, house of 1000 corpses,
 

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The 40 and Over Scream Queens deserve some love too.

Barbara Crampton - Left the horror genre for a minute before returning with 2011's YOU'RE NEXT and she hasn't taken another break since.

Vera Farmiga - Dips her toe in the horror genre (and anchors one of the most successful horror franchises in THE CONJURING) while still doing mainstream stuff in features and TV.

Sarah Paulson - Like Vera Farmiga, Paulson goes between horror and mainstream as easily as she goes from television to the big screen.

Danielle Harris - Child actress turned Scream Queen. Harris has made horror movies her passion as an adult actor with a prolific list of horror credits.

Jaime King - The sleeper on this list but has a pretty extensive horror resume with her latest foray being as the lead of the Netflix zombie series BLACK SUMMER.

Lin Shay - Everyone's favorite spunky horror movie meemaw. Lynn Shay is so awesome that she has become the star of THE INSIDIOUS franchise despite her character being killed off in the first movie.
1.Lin
2.Vera
3.danielle Harris
This list was much easier to me
 

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@MartyMcFly @23barretcity @storyteller @Flex Grossman @BXKingPin82 what are your rankings or top 3 off this list??

Anya Taylor-Joy, Alexandra Daddario and Samara Weaving are the stand outs from that list for me. Shipka and Farmiga are really good too. I'd add in Amy Forsyth for consideration. She co-starred with Daddario in We Summon the Darkness and was a lead in Hell Fest and the Butcher Block season of Channel Zero (I know it's the weakest season but she wasn't the problem).

Those are the cream of the crop for me. They all play a range of horror roles and put in really good performances whenever their in a movie.
 

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:wtb: You left off Neve Campbell and Sarah Michelle Gellar, Eliza Dushku, Elisha Cuthbert!!! We need another list of not over 40 but older than 30. My generation of GOATS
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I was listing actresses over 40 who are currently doing horror.
None of the broads you listed have done horror recently.
 

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I was listing actresses over 40 who are currently doing horror.
None of the broads you listed have done horror recently.
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Notice how you want to have all these specifications when it comes to my list. The time or recent dates doesn’t matter - those WOMEN (not broads), contributed to the horror genre and had impact with the movies for which they had leading roles in During that time. Widely known as popular horror movies that were relevant to the genre. You completely left off the 90s-2000s; let’s keep it fair. If we could have the list of teens - 20s. And 45+. Then there will be a 30s-40s- Let’s keep it inclusive.
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I gave the Wretched a look and thought it was good but also felt like, damn that could have been really good if they did some things differently. Basic premise is a teen takes a summer job at his dad's marina which happens to be part of a town inhabited by a witch that targets children, including the teen's young neighbor. There's a lot to like here; the witch is established as a threat to anyone child, teenager or adult very early on. Her "powers" are established throughout the story, they aren't anything new but the combination of abilities she shows make her a threat and create a bit of paranoia about what's real, isn't real and who is or isn't what they seem. This is great for tension (my favorite aspect of horror). The threat feels real which makes the scary moments pop. It also helps that the witch design is legit (honestly creature designs have been money in a lot of recent films imo).

On the plot side, the main characters all of some background fed to you that makes them feel more real. Even some of the kid characters only get a few scenes but with pictures and references to them, we actually get a bit of investment. That said, I wouldn't say any of the performances really stood out except for the love interest Mallory, she did a good job but with an easily likeable role. Anyway, you take characters that we actually feel some familiarity with and you have this witch targeting them with abilities that we're only learning about as the plot unfolds...and that allows for you to be surprised at the twists and turns rather than annoyed by them. It works.

That's what made it good though, let's talk about why it wasn't great instead. The first half drags a bit as they build up certain characters. There are some side characters who don't get the deep development and barely serve a purpose to the plot. They're tropes too, the bully is just a bully and he stands out for having so little to do surrounded by characters with depth. There are just some unnecessary tidbits thrown in that stretch the story without helping it. Then for as dangerous as the witch is, the ways to best her are disappointingly basic. None of my favorite scares came in the big conclusion sans one nicely done special effect. So the conclusion has a bit of anticlimax to it.

Final thoughts: Good horror movie, nice creature and effects with a very solid story. But they could have cut some threads that don't go anywhere and used the spare time to explore some of the deeper issues that they flirt with by the end of the run time. This one's worth a look imo!
 

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Hang on fam...Just for a second can we talk about the whole doll house motif from The Lodge and how absolutely on the nose it was for Herediatry's miniatures? :mjlol:

I co-sign all of the hate posts about this one. Remember how Saw and Hostel started a bit of a torture porn craze where most of the directors completely missed what made those first couple of films so effective? That's what the Lodge made me think of. Like missing the mark everywhere it matters but still feeling completely contrived. If you want to scratch the Hereditary itch, I'd suggest the Killing of a Sacred Deer fam.
 

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Notice how you want to have all these specifications when it comes to my list. The time or recent dates doesn’t matter - those WOMEN (not broads), contributed to the horror genre and had impact with the movies for which they had leading roles in During that time. Widely known as popular horror movies that were relevant to the genre. You completely left off the 90s-2000s; let’s keep it fair. If we could have the list of teens - 20s. And 45+. Then there will be a 30s-40s- Let’s keep it inclusive.
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If those chicks ain't currently putting out horror then those dames don't get put on the list.

This ain't no lifetime achievement awards...what them BROADS done for horror lately?
 

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If those chicks ain't currently putting out horror then those dames don't get put on the list.

This ain't no lifetime achievement awards...what them BROADS done for horror lately?
Dafuqqqqq are you on today :mjtf::what:
If I say they get their own list, they get their own LIST. Who made YOU the guardian of the horror thread dictatorial overload. And you will not refer to them as dames or broads- this ain’t 1960s Mayberry. If I want to put up the list - then then list is up. You’re not going to leave out my 90s-2000s movies- those were my coming of age horror movies. I grew up with Neve, Buffy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, etc. Not all of the WOMEN that you listed have current releases. No further discussion. The list goes to bc I said it is.
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Watched HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP '80 and HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP '96 today.

HUMANOIDS '80 is pure problematic fukkery from start to finish.

HUMANOIDS '96 pulls back on the explicit fishman on human woman sexual assault but tries hard to keep the fukkery levels high to varying degrees of success. I do give the movie props for recreating some of the more better known scenes from the original movie and having the stones to kill small children and dogs without punking out.

Amazingly the acting in HUMANOIDS '96 was waaaaaay worse than HUMANOIDS '80 which I found to be hilarious.
 

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Dafuqqqqq are you on today :mjtf::what:
If I say they get their own list, they get their own LIST. Who made YOU the guardian of the horror thread dictatorial overload. And you will not refer to them as dames or broads- this ain’t 1960s Mayberry. If I want to put up the list - then then list is up. You’re not going to leave out my 90s-2000s movies- those were my coming of age horror movies. I grew up with Neve, Buffy, Jennifer Love Hewitt, etc. Not all of the WOMEN that you listed have current releases. No further discussion. The list goes to bc I said it is.
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Nope. Those ex-horror ladies have to kick rocks.
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If those chicks ain't currently putting out horror then those dames don't get put on the list.

This ain't no lifetime achievement awards...what them BROADS done for horror lately?
What the hell has Jamie King done for horror movies, shes like 50 yrs old and just getting her break into horror content but she’s on YOUR list!!!! All I remember her for, to be honest is the end scene in Blow, with Jonny Depp. And a basic zombie Netflix original limited series. But noooo you want to position Jamie above Eliza Cuthbert and Dushku, Sheri Moon Zombie, Buffy and them. you made the Wrong turn, with that
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If those chicks ain't currently putting out horror then those dames don't get put on the list.

This ain't no lifetime achievement awards...what them BROADS done for horror lately?
jello is out here channeling the ghost of Frank Sinatra
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