Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

wtf? Does anyone get hurt?

You have to watch this shyt... there's no way this could end badly *sarcasm



The Truth: (according to Wrinkles): Wrinkles was hired to do this to strike fear into a mis-behaving child. The child never actually saw Wrinkles when this happened, but admits feeling the bed move and hearing noise. She woke up, but was too scared to look. The video was made (from home security camera) so that when the child acted up, the parents could show it to her and threaten to bring him back if she didn't improve her behavior.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

It basically is just takes something that could have been fully covered in a 15 minute Youtube video and stretched it out to the point of becoming annoying.

just like your slanderous commentary
There's no way this franchise could be done in 15 minutes- solid backstory, cast, plot and climax along with the elements of the origin story.

 

[Neuromancer]

just like your slanderous commentary
There's no way this franchise could be done in 15 minutes- solid backstory, cast, plot and climax along with the elements of the origin story.

I agree with @Jello Biafra about other movies. But TCM is not one of them.

 

[cac poster]

just like your slanderous commentary
There's no way this franchise could be done in 15 minutes- solid backstory, cast, plot and climax along with the elements of the origin story.

I think he was responding about another movie lol

 

[Jello Biafra]

just like your slanderous commentary
There's no way this franchise could be done in 15 minutes- solid backstory, cast, plot and climax along with the elements of the origin story.

I was talking about the Wrinkles The Clown movie.

 

[MartyMcFly]

Of them all that is the one I enjoyed most.

This makes sense

 

[cac poster]

Anyone seen Little Woods with Tessa Thompson? it’s the only feature that the director of the new Candyman has made, I wanna check it out before the hype train leaves the station lol

three other horrors that I have been meaning to check out for a long time now are “blue my mind”, “border” and “vfw”

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I was talking about the Wrinkles The Clown movie.

oh

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I think he was responding about another movie lol

this is the second time he did that. I'm starting to think that @Jello Biafra does that on purpose

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Will check out Ready or not then, Yeah that was the only thing during Dr sleep that made me feel a little funny, I can sit through gory/messed up things all day and not bat an eyelid but that’s the first thing in a movie for a good long time that made me wince and be like Damn.

alright I just did a quick look up on rob zombie maybe I spoke to quick.

House of a thousand corpses
Devils Rejects
Slither

All of those were pretty good, Not sure I’ve seen anything else of his horror wise though tbh.

How do you feel on Eli Roth’s movies?

I’ve only Seen

Cabin Fever - I liked it quite a bit

The two Hostels - Torture porn for the sake of torture porn - Meh I can see better gory movies if I want a gore fix

The green inferno - His attempt at Cannibal Holocaust modernised - I liked it for what it was. It’s not great. Cannibal holocaust is a favourite off all time for me

I do like Eli Roth's movies. He's like the Michael Bay of horror movies - you know it's going to be over the top, violent and extreme with the graphics and visuals, while knowing what to expect as far as how he develops his movies. The Sacrament (by Eli Roth), Clown, Hostel, were memorable for me. I liked the first Hostel over the 2nd. He has brand recognition for what he does so it's not like I'm turning down an Eli Roth movie but he's not on the level of James Wan.
Did not like Green Inferno because of the racial and cultural overtones underlying the movie. Death Wish was not that great- started off good but it just got ridiculous. Cabin Fever was ok.

 

[2CT]

damn i ain't been up in here in a long ass min

what's shaking y'all

 

[Jello Biafra]

I do like Eli Roth's movies. He's like the Michael Bay of horror movies - you know it's going to be over the top, violent and extreme with the graphics and visuals, while knowing what to expect as far as how he develops his movies. The Sacrament (by Eli Roth), Clown, Hostel, were memorable for me. I liked the first Hostel over the 2nd. He has brand recognition for what he does so it's not like I'm turning down an Eli Roth movie but he's not on the level of James Wan.
Did not like Green Inferno because of the racial and cultural overtones underlying the movie. Death Wish was not that great- started off good but it just got ridiculous. Cabin Fever was ok.

I know it gets shyt on a bit from the "Horror Community" but I consider AFTERSHOCK to be one of Eli Roth's best movies. Probably because he only wrote it/starred in it instead of directing it.

He has a good track record of producing quality horror movies though: SACRAMENT (which was directed by Ti West), CLOWN, KNOCK KNOCK and HAUNT.

 

[MartyMcFly]

I know it gets shyt on a bit from the "Horror Community" but I consider AFTERSHOCK to be one of Eli Roth's best movies. Probably because he only wrote it/starred in it instead of directing it.

He has a good track record of producing quality horror movies though: SACRAMENT (which was directed by Ti West), CLOWN, KNOCK KNOCK and HAUNT.

Never seen aftershock. When did that come out

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I know it gets shyt on a bit from the "Horror Community" but I consider AFTERSHOCK to be one of Eli Roth's best movies. Probably because he only wrote it/starred in it instead of directing it.

He has a good track record of producing quality horror movies though: SACRAMENT (which was directed by Ti West), CLOWN, KNOCK KNOCK and HAUNT.

I remember that one now that you mention it. That was a good one.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Never seen aftershock. When did that come out

2012