Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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Its going to be an anthology series that takes place in Castle Rock (where several of Stephen King's books took place) and will be the entry point into sort of a Stephen King Universe where events that happened in King's books will be referenced and even some characters may make an appearance.

Everything I have heard about it makes me really eager to see it.
thx. this sounds like it will be good. me too.... looking forward to it. I've seen all of Stephen King's movies (I think, lol) and used to read a few of his books.
 

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this is my contribution to this thread.

I've always liked this movie, May (2002). It is about a weird anti-social girl who
chops different people up to make her own "human doll"
which it clearly shows in the trailer which i wouldn't recommend you watch if you watch it. It is better if it comes as a surprise, otherwise it kind of gives it away.

Much different pace than your usual horror flicks and is definitely more subtle with the creepiness as opposed to in your face blatant horror.

 

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2017 - RT Score 17% IMDB 4.2

I love jeepers creepers 1. Well the first hour. It's a master class in suspense. They did an incredible job. And then they revealed the monster and explained everything and it went from a potential classic to a solid horror flick. Then the 2nd film came out and it doubled down on the worse parts of 1. It a bad film and removed all the luster from the franchise. And so I wasn't really looking forward to this one. It's odd that it's the same writer and director of all 3 because the films feel like a drop in quality from changing the people behind the scenes.

This one takes place almost entirely in day time. It's poorly acted and cheesey. Theirs really no horror left it's just a cheap cash grab. Just how can we bring a few dollars from this.

But the worst part that changed me from disinterest and bored was hearing a character reference child abuse and make a joke of it. Based on the fact the director raped a child in real life this is just downright disgusting. I HATE this film. fukk Victor silva. Piece of shyt. Don't waste your time or support on this.

0/10

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2017 - RT Score 31% IMDB 5

Another film I was :hhh: thinking about watching. I actually really liked the TCM remake with Jessica Biel. I thought it was a well done update of the original with some memorable performances and scenes. But then they made a prequel and it was :hhh:


So seeing them do another prequel didn't exactly interest me. Horror prequels are a terrible idea. Explaining away why a monster is a monster is stupid. I don't want to feel any kind of sympathy for a monster why would I want to know it's upbringing? Not knowing is way more interesting.

I watched this expecting to hate it. And surprisingly I thought it was okay. Not good. Not necessary either. But I didn't hate it. In fact if this movie was separated from its leatherface lore it would better for it. The set up was actually entertaining. A bunch of escaped mental patients on the run. One of them will grow up to be leatherface but because names are changed at the institute you don't know who it is. I called who it was fairly early but I still thought it was a decent enough premise. But the actual ride to get there was entertaining to me. It reminded me a bit of The devils rejects. A road trip film with psychopath murderers. The end however gets silly as it goes full into tying it into the TCM lore and becoming leatherface.

Mileage will vary but I think if you go into it with low expectations you might get some enjoyment out of it. It still gets held back by being a prequel. Like I said if you made this movie divorced from the lore it would be better for it.

5/10
 
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Watched strangers prey at night last night. It was an ok standard slasher, but they went away from everything that made the first one good and the family was making some all time dumb horror movie decisions
 

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Watched strangers prey at night last night. It was an ok standard slasher, but they went away from everything that made the first one good and the family was making some all time dumb horror movie decisions

Sequel is trying to be a fun slasher while the original was anything but that
 

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2017 - RT Score 17% IMDB 4.2

I love jeepers creepers 1. Well the first hour. It's a master class in suspense. They did an incredible job. And then they revealed the monster and explained everything and it went from a potential classic to a solid horror flick. Then the 2nd film came out and it doubled down on the worse parts of 1. It a bad film and removed all the luster from the franchise. And so I wasn't really looking forward to this one. It's odd that it's the same writer and director of all 3 because the films feel like a drop in quality from changing the people behind the scenes.

This one takes place almost entirely in day time. It's poorly acted and cheesey. Theirs really no horror left it's just a cheap cash grab. Just how can we bring a few dollars from this.

But the worst part that changed me from disinterest and bored was hearing a character reference child abuse and make a joke of it. Based on the fact the director raped a child in real life this is just downright disgusting. I HATE this film. fukk Victor silva. Piece of shyt. Don't waste your time or support on this.

0/10

b49745caebdccb6b4b386b8c150df78f.jpg


2017 - RT Score 31% IMDB 5

Another film I was :hhh: thinking about watching. I actually really liked the TCM remake with Jessica Biel. I thought it was a well done update of the original with some memorable performances and scenes. But then they made a prequel and it was :hhh:


So seeing them do another prequel didn't exactly interest me. Horror prequels are a terrible idea. Explaining away why a monster is a monster is stupid. I don't want to feel any kind of sympathy for a monster why would I want to know it's upbringing? Not knowing is way more interesting.

I watched this expecting to hate it. And surprisingly I thought it was okay. Not good. Not necessary either. But I didn't hate it. In fact if this movie was separated from its leatherface lore it would better for it. The set up was actually entertaining. A bunch of escaped mental patients on the run. One of them will grow up to be leatherface but because names are changed at the institute you don't know who it is. I called who it was fairly early but I still thought it was a decent enough premise. But the actual ride to get there was entertaining to me. It reminded me a bit of The devils rejects. A road trip film with psychopath murderers. The end however gets silly as it goes full into tying it into the TCM lore and becoming leatherface.

Mileage will vary but I think if you go into it with low expectations you might get some enjoyment out of it. It still gets held back by being a prequel. Like I said if you made this movie divorced from the lore it would be better for it.

5/10

you knew that stuff about dude before you watched the movie and you still supported it
 

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this is my contribution to this thread.

I've always liked this movie, May (2002). It is about a weird anti-social girl who
chops different people up to make her own "human doll"
which it clearly shows in the trailer which i wouldn't recommend you watch if you watch it. It is better if it comes as a surprise, otherwise it kind of gives it away.

Much different pace than your usual horror flicks and is definitely more subtle with the creepiness as opposed to in your face blatant horror.


I liked May, thought the actress playing her was really good too. Shocked she didn't end up having a better career.
 

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2017 - RT Score 17% IMDB 4.2

I love jeepers creepers 1. Well the first hour. It's a master class in suspense. They did an incredible job. And then they revealed the monster and explained everything and it went from a potential classic to a solid horror flick. Then the 2nd film came out and it doubled down on the worse parts of 1. It a bad film and removed all the luster from the franchise. And so I wasn't really looking forward to this one. It's odd that it's the same writer and director of all 3 because the films feel like a drop in quality from changing the people behind the scenes.

This one takes place almost entirely in day time. It's poorly acted and cheesey. Theirs really no horror left it's just a cheap cash grab. Just how can we bring a few dollars from this.

But the worst part that changed me from disinterest and bored was hearing a character reference child abuse and make a joke of it. Based on the fact the director raped a child in real life this is just downright disgusting. I HATE this film. fukk Victor silva. Piece of shyt. Don't waste your time or support on this.

0/10

b49745caebdccb6b4b386b8c150df78f.jpg


2017 - RT Score 31% IMDB 5

Another film I was :hhh: thinking about watching. I actually really liked the TCM remake with Jessica Biel. I thought it was a well done update of the original with some memorable performances and scenes. But then they made a prequel and it was :hhh:


So seeing them do another prequel didn't exactly interest me. Horror prequels are a terrible idea. Explaining away why a monster is a monster is stupid. I don't want to feel any kind of sympathy for a monster why would I want to know it's upbringing? Not knowing is way more interesting.

I watched this expecting to hate it. And surprisingly I thought it was okay. Not good. Not necessary either. But I didn't hate it. In fact if this movie was separated from its leatherface lore it would better for it. The set up was actually entertaining. A bunch of escaped mental patients on the run. One of them will grow up to be leatherface but because names are changed at the institute you don't know who it is. I called who it was fairly early but I still thought it was a decent enough premise. But the actual ride to get there was entertaining to me. It reminded me a bit of The devils rejects. A road trip film with psychopath murderers. The end however gets silly as it goes full into tying it into the TCM lore and becoming leatherface.

Mileage will vary but I think if you go into it with low expectations you might get some enjoyment out of it. It still gets held back by being a prequel. Like I said if you made this movie divorced from the lore it would be better for it.

5/10

Jeepers Creepers 3 was such garbage and looked insanely fukking cheap. People need to stop giving that pedophile money to make his shytty movies.

And I hated Leatherface with a passion. It was a movie that didn't need to be made in a series of films that have done the reboot/retool/recreate bit so much that I am hoping to not see anything new from the Chainsaw franchise for at least a smooth 10-15 years.
I am also going to need the next group of folks to make a movie in this series to cut the shyt with trying to make Leatherface into some poor misunderstood manchild who was wronged by society instead of the murderous perverted monster he actually is.
 

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Watched strangers prey at night last night. It was an ok standard slasher, but they went away from everything that made the first one good and the family was making some all time dumb horror movie decisions
The family in that movie was astoundingly stupid even for being characters in a slasher movie.
 

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The family in that movie was astoundingly stupid even for being characters in a slasher movie.
this one of them movies where i was actually upset at the end cause i liked the 1st one so much.
i was actually gonna go see it when it dropped. glad i passed on that move.
 

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this one of them movies where i was actually upset at the end cause i liked the 1st one so much.
i was actually gonna go see it when it dropped. glad i passed on that move.
It is definitely not going to be enjoyable for fans of the first movie.
They went the straight to Blu-Ray slasher movie route with the sequel.
 
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Jeepers Creepers 3 was such garbage and looked insanely fukking cheap. People need to stop giving that pedophile money to make his shytty movies.

And I hated Leatherface with a passion. It was a movie that didn't need to be made in a series of films that have done the reboot/retool/recreate bit so much that I am hoping to not see anything new from the Chainsaw franchise for at least a smooth 10-15 years.
I am also going to need the next group of folks to make a movie in this series to cut the shyt with trying to make Leatherface into some poor misunderstood manchild who was wronged by society instead of the murderous perverted monster he actually is.
I was kinda excited for Texas Chainsaw (I liked the Jessica beil one too) then I saw it and they basically made leatherface into a good guy :mindblown:

Had no interest in this new one after that.
 
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