Ironman
#Knickstape
I enjoyed it a lot up until the end. That was the wrong decision to make with the subject matter it touched on to me
Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.
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Ironman
#Knickstape
Trailer looked a bit interesting but was hoping we'd get some dope werewolf costumes
storyteller
Veteran
Some that I have watched and definitely recommend:
Gremlins
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Krampus
Black Christmas
To All A Goodnight
Silent Night (2012)
Better Watch Out
Jack Frost
Christmas Bloody Christmas
P2
The Children
A Nasty Piece of Work
Hosts
Anna and the Apocalypse
Gremlins
Silent Night, Deadly Night
Krampus
Black Christmas
To All A Goodnight
Silent Night (2012)
Better Watch Out
Jack Frost
Christmas Bloody Christmas
P2
The Children
A Nasty Piece of Work
Hosts
Anna and the Apocalypse
Elves (2018)
this could have been so much better if they had a better budget and actors.
It actually has a fun plot , but some of the actors take you out of the movie with their inability to...........well........act.
but thats the risk you take with Indie , Low budget horror.
i did not hate it - but i did not like it much either.
this could have been so much better if they had a better budget and actors.
It actually has a fun plot , but some of the actors take you out of the movie with their inability to...........well........act.
but thats the risk you take with Indie , Low budget horror.
i did not hate it - but i did not like it much either.
storyteller
Veteran
Couple new Christmas Horror movies are out streaming.
The Sacrifice Game:
A group is committing murders in a ritualistic manner, and comes across a boarding school where all but a handful of people have left for Christmas vacation. There's a really interesting twist to the formula that isn't conveyed by the synopsis or trailer, which I'll leave for people to catch themselves. The set up is pretty cool tbh.
But everything else about this is a little flat. The kills are unimaginative. Most performances are lacking, but the students are exceptions and I'm wondering if anyone else will get Wednesday Adams vibes like I did. The dialogue is...a little forced.
It feels like they had a campy draft and a more serious draft, but couldn't decide which way to go, so they split the difference. Besides the premise, the next best thing about this is that the characters are unpredictable. You don't get to know anyone too well, so when someone snaps or takes a risk, it never feels forced.
Overall, it's mid. But it's a pretty fast watch with a really cool premise. I wish the execution were better, but this isn't bad.
There's Something in the Barn:
This is a horror-comedy pitting a family of four against an angry pack of "barn elves." It's a bit more violent than I expected, because it has a family vibe for the most part. The humor is 50/50, a sarcastic Norwegian cop got all my favorite quips. Anyway, this is a solid fish-out-of-water story that's not trying to reinvent the wheel. It's a decent watch.
The Sacrifice Game:
A group is committing murders in a ritualistic manner, and comes across a boarding school where all but a handful of people have left for Christmas vacation. There's a really interesting twist to the formula that isn't conveyed by the synopsis or trailer, which I'll leave for people to catch themselves. The set up is pretty cool tbh.
But everything else about this is a little flat. The kills are unimaginative. Most performances are lacking, but the students are exceptions and I'm wondering if anyone else will get Wednesday Adams vibes like I did. The dialogue is...a little forced.
It feels like they had a campy draft and a more serious draft, but couldn't decide which way to go, so they split the difference. Besides the premise, the next best thing about this is that the characters are unpredictable. You don't get to know anyone too well, so when someone snaps or takes a risk, it never feels forced.
Overall, it's mid. But it's a pretty fast watch with a really cool premise. I wish the execution were better, but this isn't bad.
There's Something in the Barn:
This is a horror-comedy pitting a family of four against an angry pack of "barn elves." It's a bit more violent than I expected, because it has a family vibe for the most part. The humor is 50/50, a sarcastic Norwegian cop got all my favorite quips. Anyway, this is a solid fish-out-of-water story that's not trying to reinvent the wheel. It's a decent watch.
I watched it's a wonderful knife yesterday. It was kind of bad. The worst part is Justin Long can play a good scumbag without trying, but it seems like they made him try too much here.
I also saw There's Something in the Barn. It was okay. Hollywood still can't write kids.
I also saw There's Something in the Barn. It was okay. Hollywood still can't write kids.
Realm-Breaker
Sometimes known as Were-Breaker/Cunning Linguist
I have to watch It's a Wonderful Knife this weekend! I might make a thread on this! 
That shyt legit pissed me off. The movie itself and then the film school rejects that all engaged in an intellectual circle jerk to crown this movie as a stunning achievement in filmmaking. fukk out of here
LinusCaldwell
From The Eastside with Love
