Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[morris]

 

[Duke Dixon]

This seems like if Winona Ryder played Lydia in a gorier version of Edward Scissorhands. That seems cool. Now I want to watch Edward Scissorhands and Jennifer's Body.

Kathryn Newton sucked in Ant-Man but a lot of this sucked in that movie. Seems a lot better here.

 

[morris]

I need to watch Dog Soldiers again. I remember watching it and didn’t think much about it. Maybe I just don’t care for werewolf movies. I only fukk with the Universal LCJ one.

https://screenrant.com/dog-soldiers-2-director-comments-story-updates/#:~:text=Marshall%20explains%20that%20there%20could,could%20move%20along%20quickly%20now.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

I was gonna say that I tried to warn yall. But all I posted was "Hated it" because i felt like I was gonna be too harsh on it. I apologize, I shoulda spoke up.

The movie had potential but the script needed a lot of revision

The stepdad was the highlight of the movie but as soon as he died the story became illogical

How didn’t the mom realize she was fukking a zombie is beyond me… it’s not like he went to sleep after they got it on either

and then the kids bringing back shyt from the dead not even telling anyone

Literally everyone in this film is dumb— the kids, parents, fukk it everyone

 

[Duke Dixon]

Who do you guys think is the lamest horror villian?

I have to go with this guy

Brainscan would have been a much better movie without this guy. He added nothing for me. I get that they were trying to make a Freddy Krueger but he was sorry

 

[MenacingMonk]

It’s Frankenstein Friday! Never knew about this. Might throw on a Frank film later.

NATIONAL FRANKENSTEIN FRIDAY​

National Frankenstein Friday, on the last Friday in October, recognizes author Mary Shelly, the novel Frankenstein, or the Modern Prometheus, her characters, Dr. Frankenstein and the monster. Dating back to the 1800s, Frankenstein's monster is one of the best-known horror characters of all time.

Actually, perfect time to throw on Victor Frankenstein. If I knew the last Friday of October was FF I woulda claimed today to watch it for our list.

 

[Duke Dixon]

Last night I watched the Funhouse and The Initiation. I threw on Hellmaster but I fell asleep when John Saxon came out a red room.

The Funhouse 1981

I didn't know Tobe Hooper made this until the credits came up. I enjoyed the movie but I agree in some places it can be slow. I did enjoy the way the monster, funhouse, and dolls/animatronics looked. NY favorite part was all the random carny fukkery. That reminded me a bit of the Sawyer family.

The Initiation 1984

Sorority/Mall slasher with Pincess Vespa from Spaceballs and Vera Miles from Psycho.

I thought this was a good slasher. The characters were pretty good, the three main actresses were good. I think Vera Miles just showed up for the check. The kills were OK and there were parts of the movie that made me laugh, or go that was clever.

You can tell this movie was influenced by Psycho, Halloween, F13th, and

Actual spoilers

Spoiler

Sleepaway Camp. I guessed the twist fully right at around half the movie. At first I thought some scenes were supposed to be dreams. The final showdown from the two sisters at the end was handled great so I didn't mind.

The Faculty

I forgot that I watched this last Friday. I had a great time and it's probably one of my most watched movies.

 

[Realm-Breaker]

Who do you guys think is the lamest horror villian?

I have to go with this guy

Brainscan would have been a much better movie without this guy. He added nothing for me. I get that they were trying to make a Freddy Krueger but he was sorry

maybe

 

[Duke Dixon]

Yea Jack Frost is pretty lame but those movies make me laugh with how goofy they are.

 

[Lord_nikon]

haven't seen land of the dead 2005 in long assed time,,,

haven't

 

[MenacingMonk]

haven't seen land of the dead 2005 in long assed time,,,

haven't

Still need to see this and Dawn (OG).

 

[morris]

Unsure if this low-budget 90s indie horror was posted (saw it on Amazon via Freevee with long ass commercials)

*DOH it's 2006-->thought it was older

Abominable (5 out of 10-->the ending was cool too)

Spoiler

 

[Lord_nikon]

Ayo fukk the bullies and the step dad in Pet Sematary two

I forgot about those cock sucking bullies in Pet Sematary two,,,, I may need to watch again,,


I don't know who was worst those motherfukkers from IT or PET S

 

[Lord_nikon]

Still need to see this and Dawn (OG).

greatness ,,,,,,

 

[Lord_nikon]

Jumped ahead and watched 1408. Pretty solid take on the haunted house sub.

thanks for the reminder ,,, I need to finish that film i guess I must have went to sleep or something,,, this was years ago