Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Dirty Mcdrawz]

Spoiler

The most heated I’ve been in some time after staring at a pitch black screen for what seemed like 5 minutes.

And of course the film puts its focus on the character I gave the least amount of fukks about.

I’m sure the movie wanted the audience to feel some type of way about dude ripping his guts out at the end but by the time it happened I was pretty much

They hyped this shyt up but it felt like a film student’s attempt at being deep.

There’s literally no narrative to it. Just a bunch random scenes put together and most of them are pitch black

 

[Jello Biafra]

I watched The Strays last night. This lady

This was chick from The Strays all day long:

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I liked Megan a lot more than I thought I would. I love those consequences of technology/AI movies

It’s obligatory that I post this

 

[storyteller]

@storyteller are you watching the “Shrinking” series on Apple TV?

This is one of those, “it’s late at night, I’m overly tired, I’m already on the app, too lazy to scroll, I’ll let this play out until I fall to sleep “ but it did end up being funny, the humor is very dry, dark which makes it even more comedic and now I’m up to episode 4.

Sean and his lol moments. If it wasn’t for Sean and Gaby - I wouldn’t be into it as much as I am.

I watched three episodes in a row. shyt had me belly laughing a couple of times. Jason Segel's one of my favorite comedy actors and the sarcasm from literally everyone on it bodies me. I'm mad there aren't more episodes bc I'll catch up too fast.

 

[abominable1]

good flick
suspenseful, good gore FX, well paced and plotted
nice throwback to 80's ,cabin in the middle of nowhere horror.

 

[abominable1]

posted in the sci fi thread as well

evil dead, mixed with a splash of phantasm, with a sci fi slant
Dimensional horror genre????

ultra low budget, but a damned good concept, if only they had a larger budget and better actors

need mike Flanagan to jack this plot and remix it for the culture

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I watched three episodes in a row. shyt had me belly laughing a couple of times. Jason Segel's one of my favorite comedy actors and the sarcasm from literally everyone on it bodies me. I'm mad there aren't more episodes bc I'll catch up too fast.

I haven’t seen this much sarcasm and rudeness in a show since “Happy Endings”-

And Comedy is not my go-to but I needed something light to balance all of the darkness and insanity watches that I’ve been binge-ing off lately

 

[abominable1]

R.I.P. Ricou Browning, original Creature From The Black Lagoon star

Browning also co-created Flipper and directed underwater segments in Thunderball

www.avclub.com

RIP to an innovator of the genre

 

[MenacingMonk]

FinAlly saw the OG Nightmare on Elm St. enjoyed it. Thought it was a solidly written story. Never knew Johnny Depp and Lin Shaye were in it.

FYI, I always watched parts of the saga but never all the way through. I actually had bootlegs of these but waited until I bought the blu set to watch.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Trick

...surprisingly good prank-revenge-cat-and-mouse slasher flck

Got some familiar faces from Scream 2 alumni: Omar & Randy

Trick with Jamie Kennedy? I don’t think it’s a good film; it’s basic AF. Decent enough to toss on and watch and there’s plenty of kills and blood for the slasher fiend.

 

[8WON6]

i watched that John Carpenter's Body Bags based on this thread. It was good. I don't know how but i've seen the hair story before. Maybe I've seen this whole movie before.

Also, Alex Datcher is a forgotten beauty.

 

[LJLYDK!]

Wtf is this goofy shyt

 

[storyteller]

Spoiler alert: he’s talking about nightmare on elm street. But…

“My understanding is the rights situation for that title is so fraught, no one knows who controls it really. No one knows who to pitch. So I keep telling my agents, like, ‘Send me in on A Nightmare on Elm Street.’ And they’re like, ‘We’d love to. We have no idea who you should talk to.’ I’ve spent almost a year of my life with Heather Langenkamp, and we would talk about it. And it’s like, nobody knows what to do. But one of these days, perhaps.”

So another elite filmmaker wants an amazing classic horror property but can’t even figure out who to talk to about getting his idea off the ground…rights issues are the worst. We’ll get Bambi in the Death Forest before a proper Jason or Freddy comes back.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Spoilers obviously

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Wtf is this goofy shyt

What does your username stand for?