Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Avisible Man]

Thoroughly enjoyed SICK. Gave it a 7 on IMDb. It really was a Scream movie, from the opening scene with the knife-wielding killer, dressed in all black with a mask, to the communication with the would be victim. I was reading those texts in Ghostface's voice.

The twist was also straight outta Scream 1 and Scream 2. Kevin Williamson knows that it ain't stealing when you take from yourself. shyt, Parker even resembled Amber from Scream 5.

Parker was a great final girl. She was resourceful, clever, proactive, and used unbelievable, deadly force when necessary. Going up to the attic and jumping onto the roof like Rachel and Halloween 4. Doing ol boy like Gallagher.

Detaching the dock to escape? Doubling back from the neighbor's house? Tremendous. But also, tremendass. She had a fatty. I also have a thing for girl's with raspy-ish voices like hers. Come to find out she's done a lot of voice over work.

I was also reminded of Always Sunny's The Gang Gets Quarantined, which is a top 3 episode for me, when Miri is like "this isn't a vacation. It's a quarantine." In Always Sunny, Charlie thinks the gang is playing "Quarantine" like it's a game.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Thoroughly enjoyed SICK. Gave it a 7 on IMDb. It really was a Scream movie, from the opening scene with the knife-wielding killer, dressed in all black with a mask, to the communication with the would be victim. I was reading those texts in Ghostface's voice.

The twist was also straight outta Scream 1 and Scream 2. Kevin Williamson knows that it ain't stealing when you take from yourself. shyt, Parker even resembled Amber from Scream 5.

Parker was a great final girl. She was resourceful, clever, proactive, and used unbelievable, deadly force when necessary. Going up to the attic and jumping onto the roof like Rachel and Halloween 4. Doing ol boy like Gallagher.

Detaching the dock to escape? Doubling back from the neighbor's house? Tremendous. But also, tremendass. She had a fatty. I also have a thing for girl's with raspy-ish voices like hers. Come to find out she's done a lot of voice over work.

I was also reminded of Always Sunny's The Gang Gets Quarantined, which is a top 3 episode for me, when Miri is like "this isn't a vacation. It's a quarantine." In Always Sunny, Charlie thinks the gang is playing "Quarantine" like it's a game.

Is it available for download? Might make for a great movie to watch before bedtime while drunk

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

was also reminded of Always Sunny's The Gang Gets Quarantined, which is a top 3 episode for me, when Miri is like "this isn't a vacation. It's a quarantine." In Always Sunny, Charlie thinks the gang is playing "Quarantine" like it's a game

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

Bout to rock with this movie tonight- another quarantine themed horror movie . PeacockTV

It’s giving “Scream ” with a twist of lockdown for me - 90s era horror vibes.

SICK​

Horror • TV-MA • Movie • 1h 22m • 2023

As the pandemic steadily brings the world to a halt, Parker and her best friend Miri decide to quarantine at the family lake house alone—or so they think. Directed by John Hyams (Alone), written by Kevin Williamson (Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer) and Katelyn Crabb, SICK stars Gideon Adlon (Blockers, The Craft: Legacy), Bethlehem Million (And Just Like That), Marc Menchaca (The Outsider, Ozark) and Jane Adams (Twin Peaks, Poltergeist, Hacks).

-and I was right

Really enjoyed this movie! Tried to rep but couldn’t. Much appreciated!

 

[KING WILL]

Whats the best recent horror movie worth seeing in cinemas or downloading via torrents?

Smile easily.

So much better on the big screen.

 

[abominable1]

Aussie flick that dropped today

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Smile easily.

So much better on the big screen.

When was it released? Is it still being shown on the big screen?

 

[KING WILL]

Released b4 xmas

 

[It's_Nade]

Rewatched Christine last night, while not typically horror I loved it. The way the movie is shot, the soundtrack, the car. Great highlight from John Carpenter

 

[Jello Biafra]

Looks hilariously awful but worth a watch.

From the trailer this seems to fall into a category I like to call "Bimbo Horror" where the movie casts nothing but nude models and makes sure they are in various stages of undress throughout the entire film.
See also Girl House and Muck for examples.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Bout to rock with this movie tonight- another quarantine themed horror movie . PeacockTV

It’s giving “Scream ” with a twist of lockdown for me - 90s era horror vibes.

SICK​

Horror • TV-MA • Movie • 1h 22m • 2023

As the pandemic steadily brings the world to a halt, Parker and her best friend Miri decide to quarantine at the family lake house alone—or so they think. Directed by John Hyams (Alone), written by Kevin Williamson (Scream, I Know What You Did Last Summer) and Katelyn Crabb, SICK stars Gideon Adlon (Blockers, The Craft: Legacy), Bethlehem Million (And Just Like That), Marc Menchaca (The Outsider, Ozark) and Jane Adams (Twin Peaks, Poltergeist, Hacks).

-and I was right

I really enjoyed Slick.
It was smartly written and made good use of the pandemic as a premise.
Plus it included multiple really good well staged chase scenes and I have felt that recent slashers have gotten away from making chase scenes an integral part of the movies.
I give 'Sick' 3 out 4 Gun Totin' Dr. Loomis'

 

[abominable1]

Looks hilariously awful but worth a watch.

From the trailer this seems to fall into a category I like to call "Bimbo Horror" where the movie casts nothing but nude models and makes sure they are in various stages of undress throughout the entire film.
See also Girl House and Muck for examples.

the double bladed chainsaw that caught my attention as well
watching the trailer , its like did any of these women actually wear pants throughout the movie???


also Bikini Bloodbath series fits your Bimbo horror subgenre as well
and Tonight, She Comes, but that one was filmed seriously.

 

[Jello Biafra]

I have had a copy of it for about 2 months now and I keep avoiding watching it because I am wary of the hype around it. Might watch it this weekend just to put myself out of my own misery.

Yeah. It’s one of those movies with the type of hype where I feel like I just need to see it to get it
over with. Went in to Barbarian with a similar sense of obligation as a horror fan. Barbarian was one big MEHfest

Skinamarink was hot ass garbage. Just one hour and forty minutes of grainy shots of people's feet, ceilings, hallways and door jams. Dreadful.
Had this face the entire time I was watching it:
I give 'Skinamarink' 0.5 out of 4 Gun-Totin' Dr. Loomis'

 

[Jello Biafra]

Have you seen the documentary makin of? Crystal Lake Memories..it’s pretty good

Yeah, I liked that doc a lot.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Whats the best recent horror movie worth seeing in cinemas or downloading via torrents?

Smile
Piggy
X
The Sadness
Barbarian
Speak No Evil