Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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HBO max - The Menu
Wtf am I watching- this movie took the most leftiest of left turns, wth is going on in this movie
:laff: :dead::wtf:
The “tacos” and “Jeremy’s mess” :mjtf::ohmy:
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Horror movies will make you never want to leave the house, never take an island vacation, never eat at a restaurant :mjlol:
Tyler’s bullshyt had me dying
 

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Just became available this week and I def think it's worth a watch, though it's....different. I can see people not liking it, but I enjoyed it a lot.
The Menu is not for everybody but I appreciate the horror themed satire for what it was.

The randomness of the Chef’s mother getting drunk in the background the entire movie :deadrose:
Elsa - the host, with the robotic death stare. annoyed with everybody’s shyt, she had the same 2 facial expressions the entire movie which was this “:comeon:” or “😒

The breadless bread plate
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The Menu is not for everybody but I appreciate the horror themed satire for what it was.

The randomness of the Chef’s mother getting drunk in the background the entire movie :deadrose:
Elsa - the host, with the robotic death stare. annoyed with everybody’s shyt, she had the same 2 facial expressions the entire movie which was this “:comeon:” or “😒

The breadless bread plate
:mjlol:

Elsa was a bytch in the nicest way possible. I loved it. "You'll eat less than you'd like, and more than you deserve" :demonic:

The best was the business bros calling her over like "seriously, wtf is this!?" and her being straight-faced like "TOR-TEE-YA"
 
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The Menu is not for everybody but I appreciate the horror themed satire for what it was.

The randomness of the Chef’s mother getting drunk in the background the entire movie :deadrose:
Elsa - the host, with the robotic death stare. annoyed with everybody’s shyt, she had the same 2 facial expressions the entire movie which was this “:comeon:” or “😒

The breadless bread plate
:mjlol:
I wanna rewatch it so bad but I just know I’ll be craving a cheeseburger by the end and I cannot afford to have a cheat meal on this diet right now. :bryan:
 

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The Menu dropped on HBO Max fam. It's...weird. It wasn't what I expected based on the trailers. But I also found it darkly funny. There's a few movies to drop recently that give you unlikeable characters and it ruins the experience. But this one was a bunch of unlikeables and one relatable woman...and suddenly, I actually enjoyed the humor. I laughed hard as hell at the conclusion.

It's like this movie was giving me bizarro Ari Aster's Midsommar vibes BEFORE the big conclusion. I laughed out loud at the burger scene too. It's a pretentious movie, but it felt like they took it to the extreme in a sarcastic way that bodied me.
I like it a lot. Thought it would be trash but it showed what a cult would do.
 

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Oh hell. They made a sequel to the mutilator (80s fukkery for the uninitiated) .
Appears to be a meta remake involvint the original cast . .

Did I see some ART the clown cosplay In this bytch too?


 
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