Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

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This is supposed to be a prequel right?
Because she looks old as hell.
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The link is right there. You can read it.
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He starts showing off when @MartyMcFly enters the building. At any movie he has an issue with.
Amused I am not.
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Orphan: First Kill is an upcoming American horror film, serving as a prequel to the 2009 film Orphan. The film is directed by William Brent Bell, from a screenplay by David Coggeshall, and a story by David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick and Alex Mace (who wrote the screenplay and story to its predecessor, respectively).[2] Isabelle Fuhrman reprises her role as Esther.

Leena Klammer is a woman suffering from hypopituitarism, after impersonating as "Esther", the missing daughter of Katie Mauerova and Richard Mauerova. Katie becomes convinced that it isn't her daughter, while Richard disagrees, believing that his wife is suffering from paranoia and hallucinating. Leena tries to separate them, causing some major problems to the family. But the couple was quick to discover Leena's dark past and murderous history, threatening her, Leena becomes outrageous, committing her "First Kill".

— Paramount Pictures
 

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Was anyone able to catch The Thing on the big screen recently? I know Fathom Events brought it back to theaters for its anniversary. I fukked up. :snoop:
 

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Orphan: First Kill is an upcoming American horror film, serving as a prequel to the 2009 film Orphan. The film is directed by William Brent Bell, from a screenplay by David Coggeshall, and a story by David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick and Alex Mace (who wrote the screenplay and story to its predecessor, respectively).[2] Isabelle Fuhrman reprises her role as Esther.

Leena Klammer is a woman suffering from hypopituitarism, after impersonating as "Esther", the missing daughter of Katie Mauerova and Richard Mauerova. Katie becomes convinced that it isn't her daughter, while Richard disagrees, believing that his wife is suffering from paranoia and hallucinating. Leena tries to separate them, causing some major problems to the family. But the couple was quick to discover Leena's dark past and murderous history, threatening her, Leena becomes outrageous, committing her "First Kill".

— Paramount Pictures
That synopsis is horrifically written. The intern at Paramount tasked with writing it must have been high.
This one is better:

Leena, a murderous sociopath who looks like a child due to a medical condition, escapes from an Estonian psychiatric facility. Leena impersonates the missing daughter of a wealthy family, but becomes pitted against a determined mother.
 

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prequel?

Orphan prequel will feature an adult woman playing a murderous child, CGI free.Jan 26, 2022
The Verge › orpha...

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So it is supposed to be from before the events of the first film correct?
Which means they should've shelled out some cash to CGI Esther's face.
They know some white women age like ripe bananas on a sidewalk in the summer sun.
 

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That synopsis is horrifically written. The intern at Paramount tasked with writing it must have been high.
This one is better:

Leena, a murderous sociopath who looks like a child due to a medical condition, escapes from an Estonian psychiatric facility. Leena impersonates the missing daughter of a wealthy family, but becomes pitted against a determined mother.
This guy right here ^😩😑

At this point, 4 yrs in … I’m stuck with him
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