Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Jello Biafra]

Tryna come up with my midyear horror picks:
Best Horror of 22; Best original horror; Best sequel; Dopest concept (for movies that were creative but my have been limited in other ways ie: budget); Worst horror movie; Best Popcorn horror (for lighter and more fast-paced type joints); Best Foreign Horror

I think that's what I'm running with. I'm gonna try to catch up on the horror movies I've missed that caught my eye so that I can cover everything.

So far I've got -
Best horror and best original: X

Best Sequel: Scream

Dopest Concept: Choose or Die

Worst: The Seed

Best Popcorn Horror: Fresh

Best Foreign horror: The Sadness

I added two categories:

Best Horror: X

Best Original Horror: The House

Best Horror Sequel: Scream

Dopest Horror Concept: Slapface

Best Popcorn Horror: Studio 666

Best Foreign horror: The Sadness

Best Indie Horror: Hellbender

Worst Horror: The Stairs

Worst Horror Sequel: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

 

[BlackBall]

Based off you and ST’s feedback My inner curiosity is telling me to finish watching the movie to see what happens but my rational mind is saying hell no bc it’s probably a scene that I’ll regret. I’m conflicted

What movie ?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

What movie ?

“The Sadness” on Shudder

*watch at your own risk. I could not.

 

[315]

Hatching comes out on VOD today.

This was crazy as cat shyt lol. I was entertained though

 

[storyteller]

This is a good idea - I'll have to think about it and come up with my list too for posting.

I can say with no hesitation that the WORST highly anticipated horror movie is: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022

Best Popcorn Horror - Fresh and Halloween Kills
Best wide release horror movie that actually was not marketed as a horror movie: Doctor Strange, Multiuniverse of Madness

lmao, I had TCM '22 as my runner-up for worst.

I still haven't watched Doctor Strange, but hearing that it's horror (and considering Raimi directed it), now I gotta watch it!

I added two categories:

Best Horror: X

Best Original Horror: The House

Best Horror Sequel: Scream

Dopest Horror Concept: Slapface

Best Popcorn Horror: Studio 666

Best Foreign horror: The Sadness

Best Indie Horror: Hellbender

Worst Horror: The Stairs

Worst Horror Sequel: Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Good additions for sure! I haven't seen some of these so I've got some new joints to look for. Hellbender's been on my radar, so I think I'll start with that. The House and Studio 666, I'm familiar with. Haven't heard of Slapface, but the name is interesting already (kinda reminds me of Jugface which I just recently peeped).

 

[jeh]

Let the wrong one in

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

lmao, I had TCM '22 as my runner-up for worst.

I still haven't watched Doctor Strange, but hearing that it's horror (and considering Raimi directed it), now I gotta watch it!




Good additions for sure! I haven't seen some of these so I've got some new joints to look for. Hellbender's been on my radar, so I think I'll start with that. The House and Studio 666, I'm familiar with. Haven't heard of Slapface, but the name is interesting already (kinda reminds me of Jugface which I just recently peeped).

Was The Malignant this year or last year??

I have no concept of time anymore. All I know is that I had one kid that was in elementary school pre-covid and now is a full grown teen. Rapidly advancing age syndrome lol. Recently hit me that I am the mother of a TEEN *insert throw in the damn towel” smiley “ life comes at you fast.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Uh oh y’all … wait for it
https://www.cbr.com/supernatural-jensen-ackles-resurrection-pitch-hbo-max/amp/

Jensen Ackles Has a Supernatural Resurrection Pitch for HBO Max
BY
BRAD LANG
PUBLISHED 19 HOURS AGO
Supernatural star Jensen Ackles discusses his

 

[jeh]

I'm excited to watch Men

 

[Tunez]

“The Devil’s Hour” – Amazon Prime Video Teaser Trailer Wakes Up to Terror at 3:33am​

“The Devil’s Hour” – Amazon Prime Video Teaser Trailer Wakes Up to Terror at 3:33am

Have you ever woken in the middle of the night and felt like something wasn’t quite right? You may have woken during “The Devil’s Hour” – the hour between 3am and 4am, or 3.33am specifically, regarded as a time when unexplainable things can occur… That’s the premise behind Amazon Prime Video‘s...

bloody-disgusting.com

 

[MartyMcFly]

@Jello Biafra that post of Mr. Marty’s Is irrelevant news. Remember when y’all said that The studio is purposely leaking false information to confuse the fans.
Kirby’s Back! Hayden Panettiere Will Officially Reprise the Fan Favorite Character in ‘Scream 6’!
Kirby’s Back! Hayden Panettiere Will Officially Reprise the Fan Favorite Character in ‘Scream 6’!

Not this one. Official word from THR and other outlets that pay to have good info from agents and publicists. Different than a random horror YouTuber. They wouldn’t fukk over people like that

 

[Jello Biafra]

Was The Malignant this year or last year??

I have no concept of time anymore. All I know is that I had one kid that was in elementary school pre-covid and now is a full grown teen. Rapidly advancing age syndrome lol. Recently hit me that I am the mother of a TEEN *insert throw in the damn towel” smiley “ life comes at you fast.

Malignant came out in September but I feel you on time being an absolute mess nowadays. I remember stuff that felt like it happened last week that really happened over a year ago.

 

[Jello Biafra]

lmao, I had TCM '22 as my runner-up for worst.

I still haven't watched Doctor Strange, but hearing that it's horror (and considering Raimi directed it), now I gotta watch it!




Good additions for sure! I haven't seen some of these so I've got some new joints to look for. Hellbender's been on my radar, so I think I'll start with that. The House and Studio 666, I'm familiar with. Haven't heard of Slapface, but the name is interesting already (kinda reminds me of Jugface which I just recently peeped).

Jugface was an odd one.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Uh oh y’all … wait for it
Jensen Ackles Has a Supernatural Resurrection Pitch for HBO Max

Jensen Ackles Has a Supernatural Resurrection Pitch for HBO Max
BY
BRAD LANG
PUBLISHED 19 HOURS AGO
Supernatural star Jensen Ackles discusses his

I would be up for a 10 episode Supernatural reunion.

I wouldn't want them to explain how Sam and Dean are alive again or anything; just do a case that takes them 10 eps to work through.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Let the wrong one in

Was that any good?