Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Jello Biafra]

first hour drags like a lifetime movie with nudity
last 30 minutes is actually suspenseful & has some decent kill effects

I hated Girlhouse mostly because of how terrible the killer was.
His origin story was lame as hell (some mean girls tricked him into dropping trow and then laughed at his tiny penis...big whoop) and the way he would be almost on top of these women yet they never noticed his presence was just dumb.
I mean he's a 300 pound computer nerd in a living doll mask and fright wig so how the fukk do you not notice him?

Look at this shyt:

Just preposterous.

 

[MenacingMonk]

I bought this sweet ass shirt yesterday. Who's the dude to the right of Hellraiser? With the hook. He's the only one I can't identify.

Spoiler

 

[Duke Dixon]

me watching The Witch

me watching Tremors 2, John Carpenter's Vampires, and Ghost of Mars

I need more good "bad" horror movies to watch. Tremors 2 did everything right for a sequel. It followed or invented the 90s sequel formula. Gonna go watch another A24 film first.

I bought this sweet ass shirt yesterday. Who's the dude to the right of Hellraiser? With the hook. He's the only one I can't identify.

Spoiler

The kid wave around hooks like Candyman

 

[Apollo Creed]

Anyone checking out X?

 

[MenacingMonk]

The kid wave around hooks like Candyman

Another horror franchise I gotta check.

And yeah, The Witch is damn good. I need to watch it again.

 

[storyteller]

I be in here trying to warn y'all.

I usually search movies titles in this thread before I check them out. The one time I didn't and you had the warning up

 

[Jello Biafra]

I bought this sweet ass shirt yesterday. Who's the dude to the right of Hellraiser? With the hook. He's the only one I can't identify.

Spoiler

Looks like Candyman.

That shirt is cool as hell too.

 

[Duke Dixon]

I decided to watch Midsommar and I put it on pause to write my thoughts so far. I'm really enjoying it.

Nothing but spoilers below.

Did they just make the damn Swedish Festival Massacre. I was about to say this isn't a horror movie more like an eerie movie until this point but . There no way you make a horror genre movie and include a scene with someone dieing to a hammer/mallet to the head, then drag them away, while someone is wearing another person's face and not have it be an homage to TCM. I was like damn a white boy can piss on all their dead family but the brother has to be the first to die then saw the Leatherface

I'm thinking the movies themes are about death and tradition. Im loving the little clues they're leaving for the film. I don't really understand that weird ass painting with the public hair but I think it's a courting tradition. The Swedish guy's sister did it to the boyfriend and put her period blood in his drink. Everyone else was drinking lemonade and he was drinking that V8 mangoo. Another red flag was the London Swedish guy said he was dating the one girl and the girl was like lol we weren't dating. Then the boyfriend leaves without her after watching those people jump off the cliff
. I know they said they bring outsiders in. I also think the Swedish guy set up the boyfriend to be with his sister. The sister was looking at herself in the mirror like she was nervous, like B Rabbit wiping off mom's spaghetti before he goes out to battle.

Yup just like TCM after the hammer to the head, I was glued to the screen like watching pure fukkery unfold. Only thing I don't get is why Florence Pugh was smiling. It can't be as simple as watching her boyfriend that cheated on her die. Maybe the thing was a pagan ritual to bring the black one back and it took over her body idk.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Looks like Candyman.

That shirt is cool as hell too.

I’ve been trying to add horror to my pop culture wardrobe. Went to a locally famous spot out here to pick up some decent quality shirts for cheap. Gotta head back in several months to see if there’s anything new.

 

[storyteller]

I decided to watch Midsommar and I put it on pause to write my thoughts so far. I'm really enjoying it.

Nothing but spoilers below.

Did they just make the damn Swedish Festival Massacre. I was about to say this isn't a horror movie more like an eerie movie until this point but . There no way you make a horror genre movie and include a scene with someone dieing to a hammer/mallet to the head, then drag them away, while someone is wearing another person's face and not have it be an homage to TCM. I was like damn a white boy can piss on all their dead family but the brother has to be the first to die then saw the Leatherface

I'm thinking the movies themes are about death and tradition. Im loving the little clues they're leaving for the film. I don't really understand that weird ass painting with the public hair but I think it's a courting tradition. The Swedish guy's sister did it to the boyfriend and put her period blood in his drink. Everyone else was drinking lemonade and he was drinking that V8 mangoo. Another red flag was the London Swedish guy said he was dating the one girl and the girl was like lol we weren't dating. Then the boyfriend leaves without her after watching those people jump off the cliff
. I know they said they bring outsiders in. I also think the Swedish guy set up the boyfriend to be with his sister. The sister was looking at herself in the mirror like she was nervous, like B Rabbit wiping off mom's spaghetti before he goes out to battle.

Yup just like TCM after the hammer to the head, I was glued to the screen like watching pure fukkery unfold. Only thing I don't get is why Florence Pugh was smiling. It can't be as simple as watching her boyfriend that cheated on her die. Maybe the thing was a pagan ritual to bring the black one back and it took over her body idk.

I think the smile was proof the cult recruitment was complete. They basically took someone that had just lost everyone and was desperate for acceptance (which her BF and his friends had no interest in offering), and they set up everything to bring her in. They alienated her further and rewarded her any time that she participated in their cultural practices. The crazy part is it was effective enough that hella people had "the boyfriend is the true villain" takes, but he's just a typical a-hole...dude didn't deserve ALL THAT.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I decided to watch Midsommar and I put it on pause to write my thoughts so far. I'm really enjoying it.

Nothing but spoilers below.

Did they just make the damn Swedish Festival Massacre. I was about to say this isn't a horror movie more like an eerie movie until this point but . There no way you make a horror genre movie and include a scene with someone dieing to a hammer/mallet to the head, then drag them away, while someone is wearing another person's face and not have it be an homage to TCM. I was like damn a white boy can piss on all their dead family but the brother has to be the first to die then saw the Leatherface

I'm thinking the movies themes are about death and tradition. Im loving the little clues they're leaving for the film. I don't really understand that weird ass painting with the public hair but I think it's a courting tradition. The Swedish guy's sister did it to the boyfriend and put her period blood in his drink. Everyone else was drinking lemonade and he was drinking that V8 mangoo. Another red flag was the London Swedish guy said he was dating the one girl and the girl was like lol we weren't dating. Then the boyfriend leaves without her after watching those people jump off the cliff
. I know they said they bring outsiders in. I also think the Swedish guy set up the boyfriend to be with his sister. The sister was looking at herself in the mirror like she was nervous, like B Rabbit wiping off mom's spaghetti before he goes out to battle.

Yup just like TCM after the hammer to the head, I was glued to the screen like watching pure fukkery unfold. Only thing I don't get is why Florence Pugh was smiling. It can't be as simple as watching her boyfriend that cheated on her die. Maybe the thing was a pagan ritual to bring the black one back and it took over her body idk.

“Swedish festival massacre”
Another Midsommar fan

There’s A LOT of hidden references, symbols, visuals and messages in that movie that make the movie even more eerie after you see it. I’ve been reading different articles I’ll post them up as I get time. I think that I was the only one in this thread who appreciated this movie so I had no one to share them with until ……now

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

me watching The Witch

me watching Tremors 2, John Carpenter's Vampires, and Ghost of Mars

I need more good "bad" horror movies to watch. Tremors 2 did everything right for a sequel. It followed or invented the 90s sequel formula. Gonna go watch another A24 film first.



The kid wave around hooks like Candyman

Have you watched The Collection and The Collector??
And I would say the Victor Crowley/Hatchet franchise.
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Not the most popular or liked movies but they fit the bill of being highly underrated horror movies IMO.

 

[Lootpack]

“Swedish festival massacre”
Another Midsommar fan

There’s A LOT of hidden references, symbols, visuals and messages in that movie that make the movie even more eerie after you see it. I’ve been reading different articles I’ll post them up as I get time. I think that I was the only one in this thread who appreciated this movie so I had no one to share them with until ……now

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I finally get to post my Midsommar moments without feeling like I’m talking to myself.

@Duke Dixon how do you feel about Rob Zombie? If you’re looking for good “bad” in the most insane ways - The Devil’s Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, 31 …. All fit the bill.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]