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Anyways, if Kantbie is returning for Scream 6, that might just be Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2020 status- a dub. Scream had a good run while it lasted. All good things have to come to an end. Or maybe Ghostface will kill her in a 5 minute opening scene and take her out like Drew Barrymore.
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Fixed it for you. :myman:
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I watched this new movie that popped up on Shudder called The Seed...:snoop:

Basically an alien that looks like Godzooky uses its tentacles and flaps to knock up a couple social media influencers while they are on a girls trip.
It was absolute trash.

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That’s the impression that I get with Stephen King as well. In his interviews he seems like he hates or gets depressed about the movie adaptions of his books. Like he has post adaptation regrets - every interview whether tv or article write up, he is filled with deep rooted animosity, and multiplied when he doesn’t like the actors/actresses that star in the movies.
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"I’ve had a lot of things where I felt, been able to feel really pleased about the outcome. And if it doesn’t work so well, I can say, well, they went out and they gave their best shot but I didn’t have anything to do with it. I’m just a bystander in this car wreck."
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He’ll sit there and talk for 45 minutes about his books. But as soon as the interview switches to his books, his mood changes. Interviewer “Stephen, what’s your best movie”
Him: :unimpressed:*10 seconds of awkward silence

Except for “Carrie” “Misery”
and “The Dead Zone”. Seems like his most popular movies are a direct coorelation to how much he dislikes it.

“Stanley Kubrick's The Shining is a horror staple. However, the book's author, Stephen King, openly professed his dislike for the film. When Stanley Kubrick's The Shining was released, it became an instant success and has since solidified its place as a staple horror film and supernatural thriller.”

“When Stephen King agreed to this interview [CONDUCTED IN 1984], he had not yet seen the movie Christine, and was therefore, understandably, not willing to comment on the film. He was, however, happy to talk about his novel and his own feelings about the fifties.”

“I kept my mouth shut at the time, but I didn't care for it much,” King once said. “I feel the same because the character of Jack Torrance has no arc in that movie. Absolutely no arc at all,”

And the fact that he has authored all of those horror books to the point where he scares himself-
King himself sleeps with the lights on to keep monsters away, as he explains in this his first “up close and personal” TV interview with Henry Nevison for UMO (University of Maine Orono) in 1982.”
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this man is legit crazy - the line between insanity and genius
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I get why King felt the way he did about The Shining since he felt a lot of affinity for the character of Jack Torrance and wrote Jack as a victim of The Overlook while Kubrick's film made Jack a bit of dikk from jump and a full blown villain who seemed to find himself in the corrupting effects of The Overlook.
Also Kubrick made The Overlook want Jack while in the book The Overlook was after Danny and used Jack to get to him.
So the fundamental changes to King's story just didn't sit well with him.
I remember reading that his overall feeling on Kubrick's Shining was that the movie had no heart to it and that it was visualized by how Kubrick changed the destruction of The Overlook from being set on fire to freezing.
 

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I watched this new movie that popped up on Shudder called The Seed...:snoop:

Basically an alien that looks like Godzooky uses its tentacles and flaps to knock up a couple social media influencers while they are on a girls trip.
It was absolute trash.

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I don’t even have the energy to ask the whys and hows of what shudder is releasing as content this month.
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I’m assuming they just phoned it in because they knew Scream would be released to stream this month and The Batman would be on the public’s watchlist so it was no use putting out their quality originals until the hype dies down.
 

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I don’t even have the energy to ask the whys and hows of what shudder is releasing as content this month.
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I’m assuming they just phoned it in because they knew Scream would be released to stream this month and The Batman would be on the public’s watchlist so it was no use putting out their quality originals until the hype dies down.
I don't know what they were thinking either because The Seed was dreadful.
 

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So I watched the Loved Ones for the first time yesterday and...:damn::damn::damn:....that sums it up. Pretty good.
 

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I watched this new movie that popped up on Shudder called The Seed...:snoop:

Basically an alien that looks like Godzooky uses its tentacles and flaps to knock up a couple social media influencers while they are on a girls trip.
It was absolute trash.

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This was a real actual movie - I thought you made that name up. Looks like one of those “Mystery Science Theater” movies

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I need some new zombie shyt or home video type horror to hit my radar….
Home video horror you said??
Here’s some choose your own adventure real life horror experiences type vibes:






@storyteller - thought of you as I was reading this.
What was the biggest flop in the theme park history?

The back stories behind failed amusement park rides that failed to amuse

Creature from the Black Lagoon: The Musical
Universal Studios Hollywood, 2009

Universal's attempt to create a comedy musical based on one of its more obscure horror franchises bombed so horribly with audiences that Universal Parks head Tom Williams even joked about it when he was inducted into the IAAPA Hall of Fame. But this isn't just a park's flop, it's a personal one, as well. That's because I appear to be the only person in the known universe who actually thought this production was a good idea.


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I watched this new movie that popped up on Shudder called The Seed...:snoop:

Basically an alien that looks like Godzooky uses its tentacles and flaps to knock up a couple social media influencers while they are on a girls trip.
It was absolute trash.

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MSTK - I had to find them for Friday Fukkery purposes



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Home video horror you said??
Here’s some choose your own adventure real life horror experiences type vibes:






@storyteller - thought of you as I was reading this.
What was the biggest flop in the theme park history?

The back stories behind failed amusement park rides that failed to amuse

Creature from the Black Lagoon: The Musical
Universal Studios Hollywood, 2009

Universal's attempt to create a comedy musical based on one of its more obscure horror franchises bombed so horribly with audiences that Universal Parks head Tom Williams even joked about it when he was inducted into the IAAPA Hall of Fame. But this isn't just a park's flop, it's a personal one, as well. That's because I appear to be the only person in the known universe who actually thought this production was a good idea.


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