Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

The best thing about Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 is its unintentional hilarity.

Like the whitest most white bread scene ever. “Chip Chipppp Chip”
“Listen here BUDDDD”
*proceeds to go full Scooter the Shooter mode.
The “uh ohhhh”
The “hey pallllll”
The hard eye blinking flashbacks
Chip’s death scene
Keystone Cop comes up on the scene of 2 dead bodies talking about “Let’s be real civilized about this”

Just soooo much


More fukshyt 80s low budget blueprint for the big screen

Slightly off topic but they loved having shootouts at malls and neighborhoods Back then lol

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

80s Christmas horror movies, oh boi
“The Dorm that Dripped Blood” dafauqqqqq

This shyt

Joanne, Patty, Brian, and Craig prepare the old dorm building to be torn down. They are pursued by a serial killer with a wide range of murder methods, ranging from power drill to industrial steam cooker. Is it that spooky weird guy John Hemmit killing off the incidental characters, or is it someone/thing even more terrifying? - IMDb

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Never heard of these movies in life but googling “80s Christmas horror movies”= extreme fukkery
Elves (1989)

A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them. - IMDb





“I had a rough day at work… Sarah got murdered”

Like Dammit Sarah, why did you have to go and get yourself murdered, you ruined Betty’s whole day.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Never heard of these movies in life but googling “80s Christmas horror movies”= extreme fukkery
Elves (1989)

A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them. - IMDb





“I had a rough day at work… Sarah got murdered”

Like Dammit Sarah, why did you have to go and get yourself murdered, you ruined Betty’s whole day.

When it comes to cinematic fukkery the 1980s cannot be beat.

 

[Jello Biafra]

25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day One: A Christmas Horror Story

An almost too busy holiday horror anthology that features two tales that are fine, one tale that had tons of untapped potential and one tale that was so cool it really should have been the focus of the entire film.
Whoever came up with the idea of interspersing these stories throughout the entire movie instead of starting and finishing each one before moving on to the next really made a boneheaded move. Just as any momentum was picking up with one story it would abruptly transition to a different story and all that accomplished was making the entire movie feel stilted.
But the segment focusing on Santa in his North Pole toymaking HQ under siege from his own workforce who have turned into rage zombies was stellar and the fact that the whole affair is book-ended by the always great William Shatner makes A Christmas Horror Story a movie that is definitely worth a watch.

I give 'A Christmas Horror Story' 3 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day One: A Christmas Horror Story

An almost too busy holiday horror anthology that features two tales that are fine, one tale that had tons of untapped potential and one tale that was so cool it really should have been the focus of the entire film.
Whoever came up with the idea of interspersing these stories throughout the entire movie instead of starting and finishing each one before moving on to the next really made a boneheaded move. Just as any momentum was picking up with one story it would abruptly transition to a different story and all that accomplished was making the entire movie feel stilted.
But the segment focusing on Santa in his North Pole toymaking HQ under siege from his own workforce who have turned into rage zombies was stellar and the fact that the whole affair is book-ended by the always great William Shatner makes A Christmas Horror Story a movie that is definitely worth a watch.

I give 'A Christmas Horror Story' 3 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'

No he does not have the Santa gun toting dr. Loomis.

@MartyMcFly come get ya mans. Look at this- what is wrong with he??

Cut the check first creativity - with his seasonal themed gun toting Dr. Loomis, forever immortalized

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day One: A Christmas Horror Story

An almost too busy holiday horror anthology that features two tales that are fine, one tale that had tons of untapped potential and one tale that was so cool it really should have been the focus of the entire film.
Whoever came up with the idea of interspersing these stories throughout the entire movie instead of starting and finishing each one before moving on to the next really made a boneheaded move. Just as any momentum was picking up with one story it would abruptly transition to a different story and all that accomplished was making the entire movie feel stilted.
But the segment focusing on Santa in his North Pole toymaking HQ under siege from his own workforce who have turned into rage zombies was stellar and the fact that the whole affair is book-ended by the always great William Shatner makes A Christmas Horror Story a movie that is definitely worth a watch.

I give 'A Christmas Horror Story' 3 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'

Lmao. I remember that- I haven’t watched it in so long though. This has to be on Tubi or Netflix.


Is this also the anthology where the little boy gets lost in the woods and he gets replaced by an evil demonic demanding version of himself. The mom starts noticing how different he becomes and gets suspicious who kills his parents? Or do the parents do something to him? My memory is fuzzy rn.

 

[Jello Biafra]

Lmao. I remember that- I haven’t watched it in so long though. This has to be on Tubi or Netflix.


Is this also the anthology where the little boy gets lost in the woods and he gets replaced by an evil demonic demanding version of himself. The mom starts noticing how different he becomes and gets suspicious who kills his parents? Or do the parents do something to him? My memory is fuzzy rn.

Yeah the little boy gets replaced by a changeling in the woods.

 

[abominable1]

anybody peeped this yet?

 

[FreedMind]

 

[MartyMcFly]

No he does not have the Santa gun toting dr. Loomis.

@MartyMcFly come get ya mans. Look at this- what is wrong with he??

Cut the check first creativity - with his seasonal themed gun toting Dr. Loomis, forever immortalized

Photoshop is his friend. Also he’s insane

 

[Jello Biafra]

25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day Two: Don't Open Till Christmas

This movie looks like a 1970s porno even though the darn thing was filmed in 1984. The direction was pedestrian with an over-reliance on shadows to likely compensate for the shoestring budget, the script was goofy as hell and most of the cast looked like they worked at a Midwest insurance company.
But I still loved it in a so bad it's good kind of way.
I loved the way it flipped the Santa slasher trope and instead of a guy dressed like Santa Claus killing people, this movie's bad guy killed Santas.
And his reason for killing Santas was hilarious...he caught his dad (who was dressed in a Santa suit) boning a woman in his bedroom and when his mom came in dad tossed her down a flight of steps killing her.
Despite all that was wrong with this movie it had some pretty nifty kills and included a great extended chase scene where the killer stalked a mute street Santa Claus. Also the killer was a heavy breather and I mean he breathed heavy like the killer in the movie Student Bodies.
And there is a disco concert slapped right in the middle of this movie for a reason I still don't quite understand.

I give 'Don't Open Till Christmas' 2.5 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I may need to revisit this Chucky series after watching these vids

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

25 Days of Christmas Horror
Day Two: Don't Open Till Christmas

This movie looks like a 1970s porno even though the darn thing was filmed in 1984. The direction was pedestrian with an over-reliance on shadows to likely compensate for the shoestring budget, the script was goofy as hell and most of the cast looked like they worked at a Midwest insurance company.
But I still loved it in a so bad it's good kind of way.
I loved the way it flipped the Santa slasher trope and instead of a guy dressed like Santa Claus killing people, this movie's bad guy killed Santas.
And his reason for killing Santas was hilarious...he caught his dad (who was dressed in a Santa suit) boning a woman in his bedroom and when his mom came in dad tossed her down a flight of steps killing her.
Despite all that was wrong with this movie it had some pretty nifty kills and included a great extended chase scene where the killer stalked a mute street Santa Claus. Also the killer was a heavy breather and I mean he breathed heavy like the killer in the movie Student Bodies.
And there is a disco concert slapped right in the middle of this movie for a reason I still don't quite understand.

I give 'Don't Open Till Christmas' 2.5 out of 4 Gun Totin' Santa Loomis'

Never seen this - another one for my Christmas themed weekend watch list.

Your description review is all types of Wtf???? The 80s - I don’t even ask questions no more.


Basically he turned Santa serial killer after having post traumatic ptsd from his moms extra Marital sexcapades

 

[Lootpack]

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)