Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[darealvelle]

I mean…they’ll laugh at me because they’re knee deep in this shyt and know otherwise lol. I cannot go to a horror website and tell them a horror movie isn’t getting publicized. They’ll fukking laugh at me and never look at a single email I send again

Man trying to kill my side gig

Lol you know I was just joking.............

 

[Jello Biafra]

This is actually a real movie!

"Steven Kang"

Really need that Sharks of the Corn tho.

i just realized what you both were talking about - previewing trailers on YouTube. This popped up.
Sharks of the Corn by Stephen “Kang”- I hate life rn. Stephen KANG, like really ??.

I watched Sharks of the Corn this morning...it is just as horrendous as one would expect but also the cheap and amateurish nature of it is legit hilarious to watch.

To give you some of the flavor, here is the first kill in the movie:

Steven Kang Presents...some NSFW bullshyt

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I watched Sharks of the Corn this morning...it is just as horrendous as one would expect but also the cheap and amateurish nature of it is legit hilarious to watch.

To give you some of the flavor, here is the first kill in the movie:

Spoiler: Steven Kang Presents...some NSFW bullshyt

Why is she walking topless in a cornfield? Why is there is a shark in a cornfield? How is a shark in the cornfield? The casting decision to have an out of shape…. Know what? Nvm. That looks a beastiality porn fetish home video


Anyone miss the days before unregulated internet access was a thing?before any and everyone could make movies from their flip phones and big computer boxes??

 

[Lord_nikon]

watched bram stoker dracula ( 1992 ) again I still like it


watching abraham lincoln vampire hunter now

 

[BXKingPin82]

New EVIL season just dont feel right.
Only watched first episode but eh...

And main lady from 1st one was replaced.

 

[MartyMcFly]

New EVIL season just dont feel right.
Only watched first episode but eh...

And main lady from 1st one was replaced.

Who??

 

[Jello Biafra]

New EVIL season just dont feel right.
Only watched first episode but eh...

And main lady from 1st one was replaced.

Who was replaced? Because that is still Katja Herbers in the lead.

 

[BXKingPin82]

Who was replaced? Because that is still Katja Herbers in the lead.

You sure?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

New EVIL season just dont feel right.
Only watched first episode but eh...

And main lady from 1st one was replaced.

That’s how I felt. Something is off. I’ll see where they are going with this though

 

[Jello Biafra]

You sure?

Yeah it's still her.
She tends to look different depending on hairstyle and makeup choices.

This is her when she was on Westworld

I didn't even realize it was the same person till I saw her name in the credits.

 

[Lootpack]

Which opening of American Horror Story was the creepiest to y’all?



There’s something about the OG Murder House that gets me every time. Asylum’s was pretty effective during the whole Bloodyface introduction.

 

[storyteller]

Basket Case is absolutely bonkers. Just utter madness but so entertaining.

 

[darealvelle]

Which opening of American Horror Story was the creepiest to y’all?



There’s something about the OG Murder House that gets me every time. Asylum’s was pretty effective during the whole Bloodyface introduction.

Cult with them damn bee hives. I suffer from trypophobia.

 

[FreedMind]

My friend from Hong Kong told me about this movie and it looks pretty fukked up, from what I've read on it. She's a sweet girl, would not expect her to know about a sleazy film like this.

Any of y'all seen this?

 

[abominable1]

Basket Case is absolutely bonkers. Just utter madness but so entertaining.

Hav you witnessed the untamed fukkery ..... that is part 2 & 3 yet?

if not, you will not be disappointed