Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[abominable1]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnd............( in stugotz voice, before he reads the weekend notes)

speaking of bad horror movies,

Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre

Abominable1 did that , so you won't have to go through this (unless you enjoy pure fukkery)
and to top it off,no nudity

but the bad acting fukkery is on fire!!!



even had Tracie Lords azz in this


Got INDEPENDENTS DAY ( more the asylum goodness), lined up next but its not horror.

 

[Danie84]

OG Last House on the Left/I Spit On Your Grave from the 70s, tho

...anyBODY else feels absolutely filthy after seeing these CaC Demons Go HAM

FUKKERY seems too real to be fake

 

[BXKingPin82]

That movie Green Room just dropped

 

[porque]

That movie Green Room just dropped

I didn't put 2 and 2 together when I saw a rip for it


Just saw it was a horror film with a high rating and I downloaded it

Been waiting for this movie

 

[Jx2]

OG Last House on the Left/I Spit On Your Grave from the 70s, tho

...anyBODY else feels absolutely filthy after seeing these CaC Demons Go HAM

FUKKERY seem too real to be a fake

Bought the OG LHOTL back when Blockbuster went belly up. Pretty sure I threw it on one night, got 20 minutes in and turned it off. Might need to go back and find it

 

[Jello Biafra]

VIRAL

Following the outbreak of a virus that wipes out the majority of the human population, a young woman documents her family's new life in quarantine and tries to protect her infected sister.

 

[LinusCaldwell]

This green room movie confusing as hell. I don't get the movie because I don't understand the culture.

 

[CookisaCac]

This green room movie confusing as hell. I don't get the movie because I don't understand the culture.

 

[Jello Biafra]

IMDb Top 25 Movies of the Past 25 Years

01. SHAUN OF THE DEAD (2004)

Shaun (Simon Pegg) is a 30-something loser with a dull, easy existence. When he's not working at the electronics store, he lives with his slovenly best friend, Ed (Nick Frost), in a small flat on the outskirts of London. The only unpredictable element in his life is his girlfriend, Liz (Kate Ashfield), who wishes desperately for Shaun to grow up and be a man. When the town is inexplicably overrun with zombies, Shaun must rise to the occasion and protect both Liz and his mother (Penelope Wilton).

02. LET THE RIGHT ONE IN (2008)

When Oskar (Kåre Hedebrant), a sensitive, bullied 12-year-old boy living with his mother in suburban Sweden, meets his new neighbor, the mysterious and moody Eli (Lina Leandersson), they strike up a friendship. Initially reserved with each other, Oskar and Eli slowly form a close bond, but it soon becomes apparent that she is no ordinary young girl. Eventually, Eli shares her dark, macabre secret with Oskar, revealing her connection to a string of bloody local murders.

03. ZOMBIELAND (2009)

After a virus turns most people into zombies, the world's surviving humans remain locked in an ongoing battle against the hungry undead. Four survivors -- Tallahassee (Woody Harrelson) and his cohorts Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Wichita (Emma Stone) and Little Rock (Abigail Breslin) -- abide by a list of survival rules and zombie-killing strategies as they make their way toward a rumored safe haven in Los Angeles.

04. SAW (2004)

Photographer Adam Stanheight (Leigh Whannell) and oncologist Lawrence Gordon (Cary Elwes) regain consciousness while chained to pipes at either end of a filthy bathroom. As the two men realize they've been trapped by a sadistic serial killer nicknamed "Jigsaw" and must complete his perverse puzzle to live, flashbacks relate the fates of his previous victims. Meanwhile, Dr. Gordon's wife (Monica Potter) and young daughter (Makenzie Vega) are forced to watch his torture via closed-circuit video.

05. SYMPATHY FOR LADY VENGEANCE (2005)

Lee Geum-ja (Lee Yeong-ae) has spent the last 13 years in prison for a murder she didn't commit. She's fantasized about getting revenge on the various people who wronged her, including the police officer (Nam Il-woo) who forced her to confess and a shady teacher (Choi Min-sik) with whom she has a checkered past. After her release, she teams up with a group of eccentric friends she made while behind bars and sets out to clear her name and find the daughter she was forced to leave behind.

06. GRINDHOUSE (2007)

Filmmakers Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez pay tribute to exploitation films of the 1970s with two features in one. Tarantino directs "Death Proof," a slasher film, and Rodriguez directs "Planet Terror," a zombie movie. Fictitious ads and movie trailers run during each feature's intermission.

07. 28 DAYS LATER (2002)

A group of misguided animal rights activists free a caged chimp infected with the "Rage" virus from a medical research lab. When London bike courier Jim (Cillian Murphy) wakes up from a coma a month after, he finds his city all but deserted. On the run from the zombie-like victims of the Rage, Jim stumbles upon a group of survivors, including Selena (Naomie Harris) and cab driver Frank (Brendan Gleeson), and joins them on a perilous journey to what he hopes will be safety.

08. THE OTHERS (2001)

A devout woman (Nicole Kidman) with two sunlight-sensitive children believes ghosts inhabit her darkened island mansion.

09. ARMY OF DARKNESS (1992)

Ash (Bruce Campbell) finds himself trapped in medieval times. He must quest for the Necronomicon, a book of evil which can return him to his time. Unfortunately, he releases the evil trapped inside the book and unleashes an army of the dead.

10. INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (1994)

Born as an 18th-century lord, Louis (Brad Pitt) is now a bicentennial vampire, telling his story to an eager biographer (Christian Slater). Suicidal after the death of his family, he meets Lestat (Tom Cruise), a vampire who persuades him to choose immortality over death and become his companion. Eventually, gentle Louis resolves to leave his violent maker, but Lestat guilts him into staying by turning a young girl (Kirsten Dunst) -- whose addition to the "family" breeds even more conflict.

11. DEAD ALIVE (1992)

Overprotective mother Vera Cosgrove (Elizabeth Moody), spying on her grown son, Lionel (Timothy Balme), as he visits the zoo with the lovely Paquita (Diana Penalver), is accidentally bitten by the fearsome Sumatran rat-monkey. When the bite turns his beloved mother into a zombie, Lionel tries to keep her locked safely in the basement, but her repeated escapes turn most of the neighbors into the walking dead, who then crash a high-society party thrown by Lionel's boorish Uncle Les (Ian Watkin).

12. TUCKER & DALE VS EVIL (2010)

Two scruffy pals' (Tyler Labine, Alan Tudyk) backwoods vacation takes a bloody turn when ignorant college students mistake them for a pair of murderous hillbillies.

13. WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2014)

Vampire housemates (Jemaine Clement, Taika Waititi, Jonathan Brugh) try to cope with the complexities of modern life and show a newly turned hipster (Cori Gonzalez-Macuer) some of the perks of being undead.

14. JACOB'S LADDER (1990)

After returning home from the Vietnam War, veteran Jacob Singer (Tim Robbins) struggles to maintain his sanity. Plagued by hallucinations and flashbacks, Singer rapidly falls apart as the world and people around him morph and twist into disturbing images. His girlfriend, Jezzie (Elizabeth Peña), and ex-wife, Sarah (Patricia Kalember), try to help, but to little avail. Even Singer's chiropractor friend, Louis (Danny Aiello), fails to reach him as he descends into madness.

15. THE CONJURING (2013)

In 1970, paranormal investigators and demonologists Lorraine (Vera Farmiga) and Ed (Patrick Wilson) Warren are summoned to the home of Carolyn (Lili Taylor) and Roger (Ron Livingston) Perron. The Perrons and their five daughters have recently moved into a secluded farmhouse, where a supernatural presence has made itself known. Though the manifestations are relatively benign at first, events soon escalate in horrifying fashion, especially after the Warrens discover the house's macabre history.

 

[Jello Biafra]

16. [REC] (2007)

A reporter (Manuela Velasco) and her cameraman record the horrifying outbreak of a disease that turns humans into vicious cannibals.

17. DRACULA (1992)

Adaptation of Bram Stoker's classic vampire novel. Gary Oldman plays Dracula whose lonely soul is determined to reunite with his lost love, Mina (Winona Ryder). In Britain, Dracula begins a reign of terror and seduction draining the life from her closest friend, Lucy (Sadie Frost). Together they try and drive Dracula away.

18. SWEENY TODD (2007)

Evil Judge Turpin (Alan Rickman) lusts for the beautiful wife of a London barber (Johnny Depp) and transports him to Australia for a crime he did not commit. Returning after 15 years and calling himself Sweeney Todd, the now-mad man vows revenge, applying his razor to unlucky customers and shuttling the bodies down to Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter), who uses them in her meat-pie shop. Though many fall to his blade, he will not be satisfied until he slits Turpin's throat.

19. SLEEPY HOLLOW (1999)

Set in 1799, "Sleepy Hollow" is based on Washington Irving's classic tale "The Legend of Sleepy Hollow." Faithful to the dreamy custom-bound world that Irving paints in his story, the film mixes horror, fantasy and romance and features an extraordinary cast of characters that dabble in the supernatural.

20. DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)

A nurse, a policeman, a young married couple, a salesman, and other survivors of a worldwide plague that is producing aggressive, flesh-eating zombies, take refuge in a mega Midwestern shopping mall.

21. ONLY LOVERS LEFT BEHIND (2013)

Artistic, sophisticated and centuries old, two vampire lovers (Tilda Swinton, Tom Hiddleston) ponder their ultimate place in modern society.

22. FROM DUSK TILL DAWN (1996)

On the run from a bank robbery that left several police officers dead, Seth Gecko (George Clooney) and his paranoid, loose-cannon brother, Richard (Quentin Tarantino), hightail it to the Mexican border. Kidnapping preacher Jacob Fuller (Harvey Keitel) and his kids, the criminals sneak across the border in the family's RV and hole up in a topless bar. Unfortunately, the bar also happens to be home base for a gang of vampires, and the brothers and their hostages have to fight their way out.

23. AUDITION (1995)

This disturbing Japanese thriller follows Aoyama (Ryo Ishibashi), a widower who decides to start dating again. Aided by a film-producer friend (Jun Kunimura), Aoyama uses auditions for a fake production to function as a dating service. When Aoyama becomes intrigued by the withdrawn, gorgeous Asami (Eihi Shiina), they begin a relationship. However, he begins to realize that Asami isn't as reserved as she appears to be, leading to gradually increased tension and a harrowing climax.

24. THE DESCENT (2005)

A year after a severe emotional trauma, Sarah (Shauna Macdonald) goes to North Carolina to spend some time exploring caves with her friends; after descending underground, the women find strange cave paintings and evidence of an earlier expedition, then learn they are not alone: Underground predators inhabit the crevasses, and they have a taste for human flesh.

25. SCREAM (1996)

The sleepy little town of Woodsboro just woke up screaming. There's a killer in their midst who's seen a few too many scary movies. Suddenly nobody is safe, as the psychopath stalks victims, taunts them with trivia questions, then rips them to bloody shreds. It could be anybody...

 

[Jello Biafra]

There are some questionable movies included on this list.

 

[Stuntone]

What faggit came up with this list?

 

[Jello Biafra]

What faggit came up with this list?

The list is ranked according to all-time average user ratings from IMDb users.

 

[abominable1]

Terrordactyl

mo fukkery
surprisingly good effects

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

Back with some reviews

Netflix can be so cruel on my tastes sometimes

Green inferno

2015 film with a 34% RT

You know, I never saw cabin fever until last year. My familiarity with eli Roth was pretty much just hostel which I actually thought was decent for torture porn.

When people called him a hack I was kind of about it.

Then I started watching his other films. He's a hack.

This movie is trash. This feels like cabin fever with the absolutely cringe inducing acting and writing. The gore is boring. The story is just nonsense. I can't think of anything redeeming about this film. I hated every second of this. Don't waste your time.
0/10

Freaks of nature

2015 film with no RT score

This a strictly a B film. It's a horror comedy. You know what? I fukk ed with this film. It's not great,but it made me laugh a few times and I never felt the urge to turn it off. It's nothing special but if you like the horror comedy genre check it out. It's got a lot of cameos from people like Bob Odenkirk,Dennis leary and such. The basic premise is that vampires,werewolves,zombies and humans are all real and live together in society in the open. Then aliens come down and attack. It's silly and low budget but I cracked the fukk up at the zombies always eating people at the worst times
6/10