Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

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I don't remember this sentiment when Ahdi Boom got exposed.

Or any time someone accused Surf of being a snitch with no paper work

Hmmmm
Lemme help you remember, cause I do :sas1:

I said "Wait wait, give me a second."
Cause it's this poster above the window and I vividly read it
And it said that
"Anyone caught with a loaded weapon will be sentenced

To 3 and a half years in bold letters, NO EXCEPTIONS!!"
Now the first thing I thought
of
was Suge "Free my brother Surf on that strap charge."
But 2 months later, he on a SMACK card..
talking bout: “I’m BACK y'all”
Now either that's odd :jbhmm:

Or that's the fastest 3 and a half I ever seen for a gat charge
Now, I did a bid and a half, in a max, for some crack
He did a week and a half, AT THE MAX. for a gat
So that explains all the Donatello's and purple flags
wrapped to the back
Cause every Ninja Turtle had one leader
AND THAT WAS A RAT!!


- K Shine vs Tsu Surf

Big Terrance, ain't it a motherfukkin' shame?
'Cause it seems like every time Surf about to get behind bars
He like to give out the other nikka's name
If I refrain, K Shine said Surf was a snitch
I'm like: “don't accuse that..
So what if he did a couple months for a mandatory three-year sentence, right? We can't prove that”
But in his Thisis50 interview he said

he did “less than two years for two straps,
so that's a mandatory six turned into two flat

Now Surf... how you do that? :jbhmm:
They said “dude rat!!”

like, how did you make make him squeal
They said: “Southwest Shuffle nikka”
I'm like, they made up a dance forreal?
They call him Southwest Shuffle,
not because they'll kill
But because when police put they cards on the table

They get it cut, now they ready to make a deal!!

- Big T vs Tsu Surf
 

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Lemme help you remember, cause I do :sas1:

I said "Wait wait, give me a second."
Cause it's this poster above the window and I vividly read it
And it said that
"Anyone caught with a loaded weapon will be sentenced

To 3 and a half years in bold letters, NO EXCEPTIONS!!"
Now the first thing I thought
of
was Suge "Free my brother Surf on that strap charge."
But 2 months later, he on a SMACK card..
talking bout: “I’m BACK y'all”
Now either that's odd :jbhmm:

Or that's the fastest 3 and a half I ever seen for a gat charge
Now, I did a bid and a half, in a max, for some crack
He did a week and a half, AT THE MAX. for a gat
So that explains all the Donatello's and purple flags
wrapped to the back
Cause every Ninja Turtle had one leader
AND THAT WAS A RAT!!


- K Shine vs Tsu Surf

Big Terrance, ain't it a motherfukkin' shame?
'Cause it seems like every time Surf about to get behind bars
He like to give out the other nikka's name
If I refrain, K Shine said Surf was a snitch
I'm like: “don't accuse that..
So what if he did a couple months for a mandatory three-year sentence, right? We can't prove that”
But in his Thisis50 interview he said

he did “less than two years for two straps,
so that's a mandatory six turned into two flat

Now Surf... how you do that? :jbhmm:
They said “dude rat!!”

like, how did you make make him squeal
They said: “Southwest Shuffle nikka”
I'm like, they made up a dance forreal?
They call him Southwest Shuffle,
not because they'll kill
But because when police put they cards on the table

They get it cut, now they ready to make a deal!!

- Big T vs Tsu Surf
That's my point though, nobody was saying "It's just battle rap" and "streets are a myth" when people were calling Surf a rat. People used it to clown him literally all the time and call him a rat.
 

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That's my point though, nobody was saying "It's just battle rap" and "streets are a myth" when people were calling Surf a rat. People used it to clown him literally all the time and call him a rat.
No one cared because surf puts on a good show.

In fact, despite all his gun bars when shyt hit the fan with Brizz and Mook Tay Roc was hiding by the door.

Despite all the bars about what someone would do to a snitch all we got in these situations was a chatty patty exposal and some tweets. When Tay roc was asked to meet outside and stand on it all he did was get escorted out by security while quipping about, he’s just doing his job.

You said it best before:

Once battle rap stops being fun for you and entertainment and it becomes conspiracies and collusion, maybe you should just take a step back and watch something else. It's never that serious. I think that's all we're saying.
:russell: This is just another episode of as the world turns in battle rap.

and I really don’t think we need to debate the concept of the streets being a myth especially regarding folks not snitching.
 

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Why not? Just curious
they the "real nikka" brand, and authenticity matters on that brand (probably only that and perhaps RBE). if they didn't want to associate themselves with someone who they deem a snitch, no problem with that. If the battlers on URL didn't want to battle him, it is what it is. they have their own "real nikka" image to protect.
 

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That's my point though, nobody was saying "It's just battle rap" and "streets are a myth" when people were calling Surf a rat. People used it to clown him literally all the time and call him a rat.

What I'm confused about is...why Kyd Slade :russ: of all the people to try to give a pass, like I can understand if it's someone like Lux or someone of importance that is a fan favorite.

But Slade? Slaaaaade? :russ:

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What I'm confused about is...why Kyd Slade :russ: of all the people to try to give a pass, like I can understand if it's someone like Lux or someone of importance that is a fan favorite.

But Slade? Slaaaaade? :russ:

drake.jpg
It ain’t even about selectively giving people passes.

Guys like JC and Chilla Jones have been favorites on URL and this site for COTY and their believability is -1.

It’s all comes down to people being entertained and liking the battler — like Tay roc sliding on the tranny shyt and the hiding during fights. Or are we going to pretend like he wasn’t angled to hell over the almost about to fight antics.

Slade gonna have to stand in front of whatever comes in his way just like everyone else whose been angled to death. End of the day it’s entertainment.
 

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It ain’t even about selectively giving people passes.

Guys like JC and Chilla Jones have been favorites on URL and this site for COTY and their believability is -1.

It’s all comes down to people being entertained and liking the battler — like Tay roc sliding on the tranny shyt and the hiding during fights. Or are we going to pretend like he wasn’t angled to hell over the almost about to fight antics.


Slade gonna have to stand in front of whatever comes in his way just like everyone else whose been angled to death. End of the day it’s entertainment.
bolded is true especially for JC/Chilla but paperwork on you has its own special stench
 

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bolded is true especially for JC/Chilla but paperwork on you has its own special stench
That because guys been listening to Beasley say, “You gotta believe” for too long. :pachaha:

It is what it is though, when I saw paperwork I thought it was gone be AB level. These nikkas pulling paperwork over fist fights.

It’s good entertainment though.

battle rap vloggers need to shoot slade an edible arrangement or sharper image gift card. i aint seen a set of "content creators" eat like this since alpo died.

christmas is saved :blessed:
They needed this post surf :blessed:
 
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