The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread

Brandeezy

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Just got home from the theater.



This shyt was ass.

Why the hell they still showing us Batman's origin. We already know this shyt. Why the fukk is Batman out here branding nikkas. That ain't his style. Lex Luther was a fukking dweeb till the very end. Wonder Woman was too fukking skrawny and her lines laughable. And why they got her stealing files and she can't even crack fukking code. Did she not think the shyt would be encrypted. Super man is the biggest simp p*ssy on earth and krypton. I wish Louis Lane drowned like god intended instead of being all over the fukking movie. The Aquaman part was fukking forced and stupid and so was the other hero reveals. Batman not shanking Supes because he heard his moms name was fukking dumb. Doomsday aka Annihilation looked like shyt......literally. That fight was ass cheeks and boring. We seen that same fight in Supes movie pretty much. shyt was way to long and alot of shyt should've been cut.

Only thing good about that flick was shockingly Ben fukking Affleck. Most gully Batman ever and he should stay that way from now on.

Overall
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Just say that you never liked this movie to begin with breh :manny:
 

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I fukked with his characterization of Luthor.....dude was eccentric and that's maybe what people was turned off on, but GOT-DAMN he was chess playing throughout this movie.
It's like they only saw the superman animated series and that's what they running with
 

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Thanks, that's what I was thinking, but I thought I missed something

Like he had a dream/hallucination sequence like bruce or something similar

We got 30 minutes of scenes left out that's in the director's cut... so I am willing to bet a lot of things that are in question will be fleshed out more in the director's cut... similar of how it was with Wartchmen.
 

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One more thing. Why the fukk are nikkas saying this is humorless? The first hour is all about the tragedy and shyt but once things get rolling, it's a fun ride. The audience was LAUGHING multiple times during the final hour with the little cracks Bruce was throwing out there and when Wonder Woman showed up in costume the place went HAM... motherfukkers really love Wonder Woman, man.. I like her too but that theater was lit when she came out. :leon:
dont forget n*ggaz also said there wasnt a single smile in 2.5 hours

clark was cheesin like a mug 20 mins into the movie in the bathtub scene

n*ggaz are stupid
 

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So basically...

message from the future brought back by a time traveling Flash with...

Darkseid's Omega burned into the ground

Apokaliptian Fire pits in the distance

Batman getting a hold of what looks like the Miracle Machine

Darkseid's Para-demons attacking Batman's resistance.

and what is possibly a Superman corrupted by the anti-life equation.

The possibilities if they're really going there! :ohhh:
 
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