The Official Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Movie Thread
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BelowTheMasonDixon
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BReh he don't have to do that.
1ncognegro
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Just got home from the theater.
This shyt was ass.
Only thing good about that flick was shockingly Ben fukking Affleck. Most gully Batman ever and he should stay that way from now on.
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This shyt was ass.
Why the hell they still showing us Batman's origin. We already know this shyt. Why the fukk is Batman out here branding nikkas. That ain't his style. Lex Luther was a fukking dweeb till the very end. Wonder Woman was too fukking skrawny and her lines laughable. And why they got her stealing files and she can't even crack fukking code. Did she not think the shyt would be encrypted. Super man is the biggest simp p*ssy on earth and krypton. I wish Louis Lane drowned like god intended instead of being all over the fukking movie. The Aquaman part was fukking forced and stupid and so was the other hero reveals. Batman not shanking Supes because he heard his moms name was fukking dumb. Doomsday aka Annihilation looked like shyt......literally. That fight was ass cheeks and boring. We seen that same fight in Supes movie pretty much. shyt was way to long and alot of shyt should've been cut.
Only thing good about that flick was shockingly Ben fukking Affleck. Most gully Batman ever and he should stay that way from now on.
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Thanks, that's what I was thinking, but I thought I missed something
Like he had a dream/hallucination sequence like bruce or something similar
Apocalypse ? He's not in the movieJust got home from the theater.
This shyt was ass.
Why the hell they still showing us Batman's origin. We already know this shyt. Why the fukk is Batman out here branding nikkas. That ain't his style. Lex Luther was a fukking dweeb till the very end. Wonder Woman was too fukking skrawny and her lines laughable. And why they got her stealing files and she can't even crack fukking code. Did she not think the shyt would be encrypted. Super man is the biggest simp p*ssy on earth and krypton. I wish Louis Lane drowned like god intended instead of being all over the fukking movie. The Aquaman part was fukking forced and stupid and so was the other hero reveals. Batman bot shanking Super because he heard his moms name. Apocalypse aka Annihilation looked like shyt......literally. That fight was ass cheeks and boring. We seen that same fight in Supes movie pretty much. shyt was way to long and alot of shyt should've been cut.
Only thing good about that flick was shockingly Ben fukking Affleck. Most gully Batman ever and he should stay that way from now on.
Overall
O.T.I.S.
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Just saw it, could definitely say if you didn't like MOS at all then you're not going to like this. It's Synder/Goyer at his best/worst.
batfleck stole the show, dude was the batman I been waiting for, arkham fight scenes and everything.
Wonder Woman was just meh to me after her initial entrance, but they really didn't build too much on her character at all.
The pacing and editing wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be, considering the critics. You can tell they chopped a good amount out, but save for a scene or too, it didn't take away from the story.
Superman was still kinda meh, character wise. Like didn't we already go through this with MOS.And the moving felt pretty biased against him
I will say at least they got his takeoff right, really felt like superman coming and going as far as flying goes.save for the ending
Jesse Eisenberg as Lex was just not a good fit at all IMO I rather see him be the riddler or something.Also at the end of the movie it hints that he knows about Darkseid. How does he know?Did he have a line before and I just missed it or did he get something from the kryptonian database?
Like how they dropped some of the easter eggs during the movie, although one was kind of blatant.
Overall, enjoyed it, felt like it still had some of the same issues as MOS (due to Synder), but it isn't no where as bad the critics rated it, they must really hate Synder or Warner or something.
Kryptonian ship gave Lex the knowledge of 100 worlds.. Which I'm sure he called to Darkseid or grabbed his attention and in which I think he knows how to stop him which is why he will most likely be in the JL movies, probably juicing and in his suit like in the comics
My thing is how is this worse plotted than AOU?I saw it at the IMAX now I can finally discuss the actual movie with people. First of all, I think if someone were to say this is a 10/10 that is doing way too much. It's not a great movie but it's also not a horrible movie. I'd have it somewhere in the middle.
The reason it's not great is because of pacing issues and parts that either should have been cut or expanded on. There was no reason for them to try to do so much.
I'll start with the bad. Jesse Eisenberg's performance was not bad but he is in no way Lex Luthor. If they would have had him be some other random character fine but as Lex Luthor no way. That said, he got a lot of laughter out of people like with the hard candy joke, people were laughing and shyt. Very weird. I think if people don't care about Lex Luthor they might actually like this character but I didn't.
I also thought Superman wasn't given much to do. His fight sequences were all tremendous but his dialogue was pretty crappy.
Wonder Woman was great. It's basically a cameo for Gal Gadot but her one scene at the dinner party with Bruce was good and her fighting scene wasstatus..
Batman was all around great. People keep saying he was killin nikkas but not really. They are confusing the nightmare sequences with what was actually going on. In the streets he was fukking people up for sure but he wasn't killing. He was breaking limbs tho. Best Fight scenes out of Batman in a move ever. Affleck was a good Bruce Wayne too. I would probably put Keaton above him as a Bruce but overall Affleck was really good.
Fine acting performances out of Amy Addams, Jeremy Irons and Laurence Fishburne.
Now let's get to the fight with Doomsday. Holy fukk that was really good. Doomsday was a dangerous motherfukker :damn
When Superman was fighting him in space
Batman whizzing around and Wonder Woman's swordplay
The ending was really weird. I'll put this in spoilers. It's not that I hated the ending but:
Why even have Superman die in the fight if it was basically just a long coma? lol The dirt moves. He's fine folks. He ain't fukkin dead like the idiots like Cat Piss said
This is not a perfect movie by any means but the critics were overly harsh. There are not plot holes. If so, name one. The story made perfect sense. It wasn't the greatest story they could have told but it did make perfect sense.
And all the shyt referencing Darkseid. goddamn when he shows upmotherfukkers better know...
Also that lex criticism isn't a valid one to me breh . there are several versions of lex . What makes gene hackmans conman one ok? There are other ones besides Clancy brown and new 52 lex outside of the hair started out like this lex
"He saved us."
"The Demon."
*Asian backpage thot closes cage*
"No he's still here..."
*points up*
"The Demon."
*Asian backpage thot closes cage*
"No he's still here..."
*points up*
Saysumthinfunnymike
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nightmare sequence breh. I've seen this a bunch of times in reviews, they were nightmares brought on by Darkseid. This movie wasn't hard to follow. The editing was pretty shytty tho, Iagree with that.
O.T.I.S.
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Just got home from the theater.
This shyt was ass.
Why the hell they still showing us Batman's origin. We already know this shyt. Why the fukk is Batman out here branding nikkas. That ain't his style. Lex Luther was a fukking dweeb till the very end. Wonder Woman was too fukking skrawny and her lines laughable. And why they got her stealing files and she can't even crack fukking code. Did she not think the shyt would be encrypted. Super man is the biggest simp p*ssy on earth and krypton. I wish Louis Lane drowned like god intended instead of being all over the fukking movie. The Aquaman part was fukking forced and stupid and so was the other hero reveals. Batman bot shanking Super because he heard his moms name. Apocalypse aka Annihilation looked like shyt......literally. That fight was ass cheeks and boring. We seen that same fight in Supes movie pretty much. shyt was way to long and alot of shyt should've been cut.
Only thing good about that flick was shockingly Ben fukking Affleck. Most gully Batman ever and he should stay that way from now on.
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that origin was literally like 2 minutes long breh... Seriously? Plus, it's for people who just might not know who Batman is or wtf is he doing...or why. There are still people like that.
He started branding pedophiles, rapists, Child molesters/traffickers, etc. that's why. Who gives a fukk, I thought it was dope and shows he's a more older, more brutal batman.
WW too scrawny... Ok. Wtf, you wanted her Superman sized? She was the biggest bytch in the movie. Name another 6+ white actor that can play this role?
Apacolypse and annihilation????? WTF kinda review is this
He started branding pedophiles, rapists, Child molesters/traffickers, etc. that's why. Who gives a fukk, I thought it was dope and shows he's a more older, more brutal batman.
WW too scrawny... Ok. Wtf, you wanted her Superman sized? She was the biggest bytch in the movie. Name another 6+ white actor that can play this role?
Apacolypse and annihilation????? WTF kinda review is this
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Apparently I'm the only one that liked Eisenbergs Luthor? For what he was, dude was cold as shyt. Absolutely insane. Skiddish. fukking weird. When he gave that speech and cut himself short about knowledge and power and people were likeI loved it. Very different take on the character but I loved it. Amidst all the meta human bravado you had this twerp trying to get at them. It worked well to me.
Outside of that, now that I can form words, again, fukkin loved it. Bats in the desert in cammo that vision he had was a dope look. WW really did her thing and the audience ate it up. Affleck in general killed it. I've never been a big Superman fan but seeing the tension between them on screen was dope af. The view of the other metas...dope af. Great action, Doomsday was legit and when that dirt rose...
This was truly a set up for what's to come and really well done. If this shyt seriously has an extended version I'm copping off gp. Loved it. And in Imax 3D no less
I fukked with his characterization of Luthor.....dude was eccentric and that's maybe what people was turned off on, but GOT-DAMN he was chess playing throughout this movie.
Disgustya Stallone
Man Who Owns 2 Microwaves
gotta love that blind hate from n*ggaz on here lol
Loved the movie . It's a 8 to me since I wanted more supes.Just need @23Stapscity to make the cipher complete
1ncognegro
All Star
You know who I meant breh
