THE OFFICIAL ARCHER SEASON 5 THREAD PREMIERS JAN 13, 2014 *SPLOOSH*

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Because she changed her whole personality, and because we know she gets over her stage fright and because Krieger and Cyril were clearly not going to let Pam get all big on them so they can keep shooting Tit bondage porn
I've already stated that I believe it's Cheryl. The cause of her change in personality is yet to be determined (a$$hole spoilers from the first episode notwithstanding). You are doing a Dhalism reach with the porn angle. Of course Pam will get fat again.
 

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I've already stated that I believe it's Cheryl. The cause of her change in personality is yet to be determined (@sshole spoilers from the first episode notwithstanding). You are doing a Dhalism reach with the porn angle. Of course Pam will get fat again.

Ehh not according to Adam Reed breh. Again, he could be lying his ass off but he's said she will remain thin at least for the time being
 

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Ehh not according to Adam Reed breh. Again, he could be lying his ass off but he's said she will remain thin at least for the time being
Is that your fall back fail safe for everything? I'm discussing the information that I'm shown ie the source material. All that extra shyt is just that. What's the point of discussion if you're always going to resort to "well the guy who made it said this"? Just lead with that and a link to dead it before it starts.
 

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Is that your fall back fail safe for everything? I'm discussing the information that I'm shown ie the source material. All that extra shyt is just that. What's the point of discussion if you're always going to resort to "well the guy who made it said this"? Just lead with that and a link to dead it before it starts.

Breh, why not go with the guy who knows more than us as opposed to just talking out of our asses about stuff. I'd rather theorize based on knowledge already there as opposed to just going into whatever. :manny:
 

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Breh, why not go with the guy who knows more than us as opposed to just talking out of our asses about stuff. I'd rather theorize based on knowledge already there as opposed to just going into whatever. :manny:
The point is to talk out of our asses and have fun doing so. Do you conduct all your conversations like that? I cannot imagine doing that because there would be no need to discuss anything ever.

To the bold: That's BS. I've seen you in the Happy Endings thread making up theories on how Brad got on New Girl after Happy Endings ended. You're talking out of your ass and enjoying yourself doing so. So why the hell can't I do the same? Like I said, just post the quote and the applicable link because you're becoming a drag.

Yeah you cats are killing me thinking there's going to be something hidden or some news on the show :russ:Eliza Coupe (Jane) is coming back to TV though in a new show on USA with Ted from Better off Ted. And since Brad and Max are both on FOX, in New Girl and Mindy Project respectively, I've tossed around this silly theory just for fun: Brad and Jane divorced or separated and Brad moved to LA and Max, realizing he isn't gay after all this time, has a reawakening in his life, and decides to move to NYC and become a doctor, finally utilizing a med degree that he forgot he had because it was buried in his bed under discarded pizza boxes and blueprints for Scottie Pippen's house
 

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Breh that show is dead in the water and the whole thread is all about fans who are sad its gone so of course I'm going to have fun about a show I loved that's gone now especially when the only time it gets talked about is when cast members are on other shows now or writers tweet out alternate jokes or when ABC does some silly shyt with it. So my silly ass theory is just that, me being silly. When it comes to other shyt, if I have an idea I like I will go with it but if someone offers come concrete fact that goes against my theory then I'll roll with that, that's just how I am but it doesn't mean you can't have those two ways of doing things and having conversations coexist. I'm not knocking you for how you feel or what you feel or how you want to discuss the show since at the end of the day, we're both fans of the show so in the end its all love. It doesn't have to be all or nothing..if you want to really just go off of theories all of the time and not have a couple facts tossed in, cool, I'm not going to argue with you about it because like I said, if we both love the show, its really nothing to fight about at all
 

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Did Lana reveal who her baby daddy is?
 

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Didn't seem ambiguous at all regarding who got the chip.

The choices were normal Cheryl and a Pam that wouldn't die, or country star Cheryl and Pam with big t*ts.

Next scene Cheryl comes out as Cherlene with a brand new personality.
 

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Lauren Cohan AKA Maggie from The Walking Dead will be guest voicing on Archer: Vice.

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"Lauren voices Juliana Calderon, a European socialite who is married to a brutal Central American dictator (voiced by Fred Armisen). Juliana’s status as First Lady allows her anything she wants and what she wants is Archer. Her character’s arc begins with the tenth episode, currently scheduled for air Monday, March 31 at 10:00 PM ET/PT on FX."
 

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Kriger had gay dude walking around giving Natzi salutes :russ:

Mallory stays dropping ether

Lana: When do you take responsibility for anything

Mallory: She said single and pregnant

How much coke can they have left? Between Pam and them losing so much each episode, it can't be much.
 

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Episode was cool but this cocaine storyline needs to GTFO ASAP. That "snowball" Pam is something else.

Mallory stays dropping ether

Lana: When do you take responsibility for anything

Mallory: She said single and pregnant
This was a self ether at the end of her joke because she goes "Oh." right after she says it to Lana.
 

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Another wack meandering episode that served no purpose. I'm so tired of Pam finding new ways to eat cocaine. Last night it was Mentos & doughnuts. Last week, cupcakes. Before that, yogurt. Let it go already and move this shyt along. It's beyond trite at this point. Such an overall disappointing season with little in the way of bright spots.
 
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