KritNC
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This is going to open up so many more ways to put these characters we love in different unique interesting situations I think it will be dope
THE OFFICIAL ARCHER SEASON 5 THREAD PREMIERS JAN 13, 2014 *SPLOOSH*
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BelowTheMasonDixon
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Season is going to be piff breh's. Mark my words, we aren't going to miss the spy angle at all. Wasn't mad at ep 1 it did what it was suppose to do. Can't wait for the rest. What did yall think of Chozen?
Pam eating the cocaine cast
Watching this now. Was watching the fukkery of Raw so now I'm catching up
This motherfukker Archer kissing dude 
Told Lana to smoke some menthols
Results of their first drug deal:
Lose 20 kilos
Sold coke for monopoly money
Betrayed by a friend
Archer made out with a man he thought was dying
Pam gets addicted to coke in 6 hours. This is why in the season preview in Archer's head the first episode she is skinny as fukk in some scenes.
Told Lana to smoke some menthols
Results of their first drug deal:
Lose 20 kilos
Sold coke for monopoly money
Betrayed by a friend
Archer made out with a man he thought was dying
Pam gets addicted to coke in 6 hours. This is why in the season preview in Archer's head the first episode she is skinny as fukk in some scenes.
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Whoever the hell is Cheryl's singing voice actor gets props from me. That bish's voice is superb. That's some ingenious shyt to make a cast out of cocaine to transport it. However, I'm almost sure that her sweating would absorb the cocaine into her skin and kill her after prolonged exposure from wearing it. I don't remember the Spanish cat raping Archer. I know ol boy from last season got him twice.
Good episode but I'm still not sold. I feel like I'm watching one big ass story. While I don't necessarily mind, I'm just waiting for the episode that's a fake out and the ones that are shown out of order etc. Pam singing that coke song had me gone. I will also say that now I'm pissed that they did that preview in the first episode. I'm not a fan of that method of story telling/ foreshadowing.
Good episode but I'm still not sold. I feel like I'm watching one big ass story. While I don't necessarily mind, I'm just waiting for the episode that's a fake out and the ones that are shown out of order etc. Pam singing that coke song had me gone. I will also say that now I'm pissed that they did that preview in the first episode. I'm not a fan of that method of story telling/ foreshadowing.
No fake out coming breh unless Adam Reed is really disingenuous about his intentions with this season and with the show. He was getting bored doing the spy stuff so he wanted to take them to a different place. It COULD happen of course because he could be full of shyt but I wouldn't get my hopes up expecting it
When I said "fake out", I meant an episode that doesn't really happen since everything is pretty much laid out for us. Similar to a filler episode or an alternate version that doesn't come to fruition.
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TheNatureBoy
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Coked up Pam was hilarious, the whole scene in the bathroom with her naked munching on the coke while Archer is in the bath tub with his head bleeding and leaving the smear stain on the tile 
@ Archer being half gay
love this show brehs
definitely a departure from seasons 1-4, but i can see this being good shyt once they get going.
who do we think lana's baby daddy is though?? we know its not cyril, and i think its too easy for it to be archer.
would be mad funny if it was Barry/Conway/Krieger??
and we get alligators this season
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definitely a departure from seasons 1-4, but i can see this being good shyt once they get going.
who do we think lana's baby daddy is though?? we know its not cyril, and i think its too easy for it to be archer.
would be mad funny if it was Barry/Conway/Krieger??
and we get alligators this season
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TheNatureBoy
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This episode was really funny, from Woodhouse being stuck in the old-timey gym all episode and freaking out when he couldn't answer the phone/get the door to the gag with the phone making that sound and the Yakuza guy doing it to the sniper.
Carol calling the Yakuza Chinesy
The visual of Pam's note leading them to the mansion and her saying "Talk about a floor model" when Ron got shot and was literally on the floor
Carol calling the Yakuza Chinesy
The visual of Pam's note leading them to the mansion and her saying "Talk about a floor model" when Ron got shot and was literally on the floor