THE OFFICIAL ARCHER SEASON 5 THREAD PREMIERS JAN 13, 2014 *SPLOOSH*

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son, you know archer gonna smash, remember when he was boning her that one season, dude couldnt get enough

I was thinking that too but I feel like he's trying to get back on the Lana train (phrasing) especially now that she's pregnant. He may be a douche but he does have a soft spot for her and for kids who grow up without dads and I think he sees this as the chance to fill a void in his own life AND to get back at his dad, whomever he may be
 

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I was thinking that too but I feel like he's trying to get back on the Lana train (phrasing) especially now that she's pregnant. He may be a douche but he does have a soft spot for her and for kids who grow up without dads and I think he sees this as the chance to fill a void in his own life AND to get back at his dad, whomever he may be
ha, you probably right, and he did read those books. :russ: @ him knowing about all those different pregnancy things.

i still think the father of lana's baby is gonna be a crazy swerve.
 

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ha, you probably right, and he did read those books. :russ: @ him knowing about all those different pregnancy things.

i still think the father of lana's baby is gonna be a crazy swerve.

That shyt had me dying that he started naming all of those side effects. And then asked her for a blow job and or rim job
 

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if its Barry :wow:

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Much better episode than last week. WTF at there being a 3 week break. Skinny Pam out here dressed and acting like the Hulk had me rolling. Krieger is fukked up for not resetting Ray's legs but killed it when he said "think how much happier he'll be when I do reset it?". They didn't specify who got the chip but I'm sure it's Cherlene (Cheryl, Carol, Carina, Cristal). I'll sticking with my vote that Archer is the father. They're losing that coke fast as hell.

Again, WTF at a 3 week wait.
 

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Much better episode than last week. WTF at there being a 3 week break. Skinny Pam out here dressed and acting like the Hulk had me rolling. Krieger is fukked up for not resetting Ray's legs but killed it when he said "think how much happier he'll be when I do reset it?". They didn't specify who got the chip but I'm sure it's Cherlene (Cheryl, Carol, Carina, Cristal). I'll sticking with my vote that Archer is the father. They're losing that coke fast as hell.

Again, WTF at a 3 week wait.

They did specify breh. At the end of the episode when she came out as Cherlene, Krieger alluded to something about no side effects or that being a side effect. And I think Archer may be the dad , especially since Lana said she can't leave him although that's clearly because she's in love with him
 

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They did specify breh. At the end of the episode when she came out as Cherlene, Krieger alluded to something about no side effects or that being a side effect. And I think Archer may be the dad , especially since Lana said she can't leave him although that's clearly because she's in love with him
That was the unspecificity. Pam was sitting there nodding off but we don't know if she was sleeping because of the chip being in her and working or the coke and Cheryl is fukking crazy. How is that concrete?
 

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That was the unspecificity. Pam was sitting there nodding off but we don't know if she was sleeping because of the chip being in her and working or the coke and Cheryl is fukking crazy. How is that concrete?

Because she changed her whole personality, and because we know she gets over her stage fright and because Krieger and Cyril were clearly not going to let Pam get all big on them so they can keep shooting Tit bondage porn. Now while you're right that they didn't come out and say which one, based on knowing the characters, the show, and the overall insanity of the situation and the fact that they need money from her singing country music, I think we can go with her on that one
 
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