The Official 2024 College Football Random Thoughts Thread

[Whips-n-Chains]

So was Harbaugh
So was Urban
Kiffin is 1000%

Some people thought it about Saban & that sentiment has been heating up this week about Kirby after hitting that Miss St Player



Just win baby

Harbaugh is quirky and witty enough to be likable even if he's an a$$hole.

Urban is a top 2 coach of this generation so he can pretty much do whatever he wants

Kiffin is unlikable af and so is BK. Kiffin kinda funny wit it at least. BK just seems like a prick without the titles like Urban or the humor of Jim

 

[Whips-n-Chains]

On a winter night in Mount Pleasant, Michigan, Matt LaFleur and Robert Saleh thought they were invited to a party at the home of their boss, Central Michigan University football coach Brian Kelly.

Turns out, they weren’t on the guest list.

They were on the worker list.

"We shoveled the snow and parked all the cars," Saleh said. "Then, at the end of the night, we had to go get the cars again."

And then they went back to the tiny apartment they shared as graduate assistants and stood around their kitchen table—the one without any chairs.

"We decided that when we’re in that position, we’re never going to treat people the way we got treated," said Saleh, now the San Francisco 49ers defensive coordinator. "And Matty’s lived up to it."

Robert Saleh Still Remembers Brian Kelly Being a Real Jerk to Him at Central Michigan

Robert Saleh hasn’t forgotten how Brian Kelly treated him at Central Michigan.

www.si.com

CMU is a scumbag program

 

[Silkk]

Kelly literally got a person killed by forcing the guy to film practice on a scaffolding during a windstorm. About as scumbag as it gets

Really nikka….?

 

[Ron Mexico]

or Donofthem McSwagb

"Tide Run This" is still the saddest

Dude just disappeared after Bama kicked FSU's ass in that season opener years ago.

Hope breh is doing alright.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

CMU is a scumbag program

fukk a Chippewa, no disrespect to my Chippewa brehs on Indigenous peoples day. But fukk a Chippewa

 

[Silkk]

Thought he walked in a gym

nikka will completely change the story when its a coach he likes



Let this had been Mullen or Franklin scuffin up somebody grandma hardwood floors

 

[DropTopDoc]

nikka will completely change the story when its a coach he likes



Let this had been Mullen or Franklin scuffin up somebody grandma hardwood floors

nikka stop, i seriously thought he pulled that move at a gym, i mean it’s no better, you don’t see me defending it, but we on BK

 

[DropTopDoc]

Dude just disappeared after Bama kicked FSU's ass in that season opener years ago.

Hope breh is doing alright.

And that nikka had millions in coli cash

 

[DropTopDoc]

Really nikka….?

Uh yeah

 

[DropTopDoc]

Kelly literally got a person killed by forcing the guy to film practice on a scaffolding during a windstorm. About as scumbag as it gets

There’s that too

 

[CrimsonTider]

Idk if dude is checked out or what but its a night and day difference in Riley year 1 and Riley now.


Defense has improved more than anybody ever thought possible then the offense goes to complete shyt, Not only from a production standpoint but an innovation standpoint as well. Compared to year 1 the playcalling is stale and conservative AF. And we've seen how Moss can play when the offense is opened up like he did in the bowl game so yeah......Idk what the fucck is up with dude but he making more than double what Helton was making so he keep the bullshyt up and he'll be out by next year.

He’s playing in a more competitive league

 

[Silkk]

He’s playing in a more competitive league

Thanks for the analysis

 

[Trav]

Dude just disappeared after Bama kicked FSU's ass in that season opener years ago.

Hope breh is doing alright.

Speaking of which, where tf is ya LOIC breh portcityplaya @DropTopDoc of did I miss the name change

 

[Trust Me]

Speaking of which, where tf is ya LOIC breh portcityplaya @DropTopDoc of did I miss the name change

Ole dude took the plunge and he’s simply known as @PortCityLockedDown

 

[jensyao]

Kelly literally got a person killed by forcing the guy to film practice on a scaffolding during a windstorm. About as scumbag as it gets

yeah...there's supposedly another kid that kelly indirectly killed ....only super notre dame people know of this, but a ND player raped a girl from their sister school but that player was swiftly kicked off the team for them to hold no accountability...and then that female committed suicide because the catholic school didn't take any blame mixed with some overzealous religious juelzing loopholes so she ultimately blamed herself for that occurrence. this is super buried and super glossed over. only when BK accepted the LSU job did i see a reddit thread from certain ND fans shyt talking about BK's transgressions warning us about the hire....even the ULCA fans when we played them this year had their fans warning about coaches with the last name 'kelly' being frauds, and ohio state inherited all of that

Notre Dame and Penn State: Two Rape Scandals, Only One Cry for Justice

How do we begin to explain the exponentially different levels of attention paid to crimes of violence and power at Penn State and Notre Dame?

www.thenation.com

Death of Lizzy Seeberg - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

football player raping females is boneheaded as hell, but what's up with brady hoke hosting a culture for college kickers who end up raping? one at michigan and the other when he went back to SDSU? remember in the sugar bowl in 2012, hoke told the kicker to think about blondes when kicking the field goal? wtf advice was that? james franklin had players gangrape a girl when he was at vandy before being hired at PSU and back then, people still had dumb phones and i recalled franklin promptly telling his players to erase their text messages about it, and that case went cold

Report: Michigan mishandled alleged sexual assault case

The Central Student Government ruled that Michigan mishandled an alleged sexual assault by kicker Brendan Gibbons in 2009.

www.cbssports.com

SDSU defends handling of gang-rape allegation

San Diego State AD John David Wicker and football coach Brady Hoke on Monday defended the handling of a gang-rape allegation against three then-football players, saying the school's response followed guidance from local police.

www.espn.com

Filing: Franklin contacted Vandy case victim

A new defense filing in the case involving rape charges against four former Vanderbilt players claims that current Penn State coach James Franklin contacted the alleged victim shortly after the incident.

www.espn.com

Vanderbilt rape case - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

....all this tea about other programs would be easier to find and dig up if deadspin, vice, and SB nation were still unbought by bigger media conglomerates and weren't silenced and declawed for their juicier stories. 2012-2018 blogosphere was peak tea for CFB scandals that universities and media conglomerates desperately wanted to clean up for their family friendly 'vibes' for ads and the disney-fication of ESPN