The OFFICIAL 2023 College Football RANDOM THOUGHTS Thread

[staticshock]

Are folks that simple minded that they’re turning this into some homo shyt?

All I see is a dude jumping over a cactus

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Silkk]

Look at this hoe ass professor



They ain’t come there to play school

Spoiler

They probably did though since its Duke

 

[Silkk]

These new media rights deals are wild. We got the NFL Network and The CW broadcasting games this week

 

[Woodwerkz]

These new media rights deals are wild. We got the NFL Network and The CW broadcasting games this week

This clock rule is already a scam. Basically it was less plays but they replaced the time with more commercials. So it's almost 55min of commercials now with actual game time (of live plays) at about 57min.

This is sad...but it's kinda the fault of these mega conference media deals. They gotta get money to pay more bc of those deals so that means more commercials and higher cable /streaming cost.

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

 

[DropTopDoc]

How did the Florida lawyers on retainer let this slide and not talk to him

@malbaker86 @904Lurker

 

[DropTopDoc]

 

[L. Deezy]

I think Oregon is a shootout but I think they'll run thru anyone else on their schedule. MSU is gonna have a problem...

Wisconsin gonna get capped too this weekend by Wash st.

Cam Ward is a mufuhka to play against.. I hate it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Wisconsin gonna get capped too this weekend by Wash st.

Cam Ward is a mufuhka to play against.. I hate it

If wazu cant stop the run, which, alumni i work with say they can’t..theyre getting cooked this time.

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

This clock rule is already a scam. Basically it was less plays but they replaced the time with more commercials. So it's almost 55min of commercials now with actual game time (of live plays) at about 57min.

This is sad...but it's kinda the fault of these mega conference media deals. They gotta get money to pay more bc of those deals so that means more commercials and higher cable /streaming cost.

Yea I was at a game this wknd and the stops for commercial breaks seemed longer and more of them

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Full tv schedule:


Thursday, Sept. 7
Louisville vs. Murray State | 7:30 p.m. | ACC Network

Friday, Sept. 8
Indiana vs. Indiana State | 7 p.m. | Big Ten Network
Rhode Island vs. Stony Brook | 7 p.m. | FloSports
Kansas vs. Illinois | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN2

Saturday, Sept. 9
Wake Forest vs. Vanderbilt | 11 a.m. | ACC Network
Army vs. Delaware State | 12 p.m. | CBSSN
No. 22 Colorado vs. Nebraska | 12 p.m. | FOX
No. 1 Georgia vs. Ball State | 12 p.m. | SEC Network
No. 5 Ohio State vs. Youngstown State | 12 p.m. | Big Ten Network
No. 7 Penn State vs. Delaware | 12 p.m. | Peacock
Virginia Tech vs. Purdue | 12 p.m. | ESPN2
Baylor vs. No. 12 Utah | 12 p.m. | ESPN
NC State vs. No. 10 Notre Dame | 12 p.m. | ABC
Boston College vs. Holy Cross | 12 p.m. | ESPN+/ACCN+
Virginia vs. James Madison | 12 p.m. | ESPNU
No. 15 Kansas State vs. Troy | 12 p.m. | FS1
Georgetown vs. Sacred Heart | 12:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Georgia Tech vs. South Carolina State | 1 p.m. | ESPN+/ACCNX
Presbyterian vs. Virginia Lynchburg | 1 p.m. | ESPN+
Central Michigan vs. New Hampshire | 1:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Bowling Green vs. Eastern Illinois | 2 p.m. | ESPN+
South Dakota vs. St. Thomas (Minn.) | 2 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 25 Clemson vs. Charleston Southern | 2:15 p.m. | ACC Network
Western Carolina vs. Samford | 2:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Kentucky vs. Eastern Kentucky | 3 p.m. | ESPN+/SECN+
BYU vs. Southern Utah | 3 p.m. | ESPN+
The Citadel vs. Campbell | 3 p.m. | ESPN+
Iowa State vs. Iowa | 3:30 p.m. | FOX
Miami (Fla.) vs. No. 23 Texas A&M | 3:30 p.m. | ABC

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

No. 2 Michigan vs. UNLV | 3:30 p.m. | CBS
Michigan State vs. Richmond | 3:30 p.m. | Big Ten Network
Northwestern vs. UTEP | 3:30 p.m. | Big Ten Network
No. 24 Tulane vs. No. 20 Ole Miss | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN2
UMass vs. Miami (Ohio) | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
UTSA vs. Texas State | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Navy vs. Wagner | 3:30 p.m. | CBSSN
Northern Illinois vs. Southern Illinois | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Toledo vs. Texas Southern | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Syracuse vs. Western Michigan | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+/ACCNX
North Dakota State vs. Maine | 3:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Arkansas vs. Kent State | 4 p.m. | SEC Network
East Carolina vs. Marshall | 4 p.m. | ESPNU
Wyoming vs. Portland State | 4 p.m. | Mountain West Network
San Jose State vs. Cal Poly | 4 p.m. | NBC Sports Bay Area
Western Illinois vs. Illinois State | 4 p.m. | ESPN+
North Dakota vs. Northern Arizona | 4 p.m. | ESPN+
Northern Colorado vs. UIW | 4 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 8 Washington vs. Tulsa | 5 p.m. | Pac-12 Network
South Alabama vs. SE Louisiana | 5 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 9 Tennessee vs. Austin Peay | 5 p.m. | ESPN+/SECN+
UNI vs. Weber State | 5 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 17 North Carolina vs. Appalachian State | 5:15 p.m. | ACC Network
East Tennessee State vs. Carson-Newman | 5:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Liberty vs. New Mexico State | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Old Dominion vs. Louisiana | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 21 Duke vs. Lafayette | 6 p.m. | ESPN+/ACCNX
No. 18 Oklahoma vs. SMU | 6 p.m. | ESPN+

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

West Virginia vs. Duquesne | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Georgia Southern vs. UAB | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Florida Atlantic vs. Ohio | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Akron vs. Morgan State | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Buffalo vs. Fordham | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Bryant vs. Long Island | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Robert Morris vs. St. Francis (PA) | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Bucknell vs. VMI | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Gardner-Webb vs. Elon | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Chattanooga vs. Kennesaw State | 6 p.m. | ESPN+
Florida International vs. North Texas | 6:30 p.m. | ESPN+
Pitt vs. Cincinnati | 6:30 p.m. | CW Network
No. 3 Alabama vs. No. 11 Texas | 7 p.m. | ESPN
Coastal Carolina vs. Jacksonville State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Georgia State vs. UConn | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Louisiana Tech vs. Northwestern State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Missouri vs. Middle Tennessee | 7 p.m. | ESPN+/SECN+
Western Kentucky vs. Houston Christian | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Texas Tech vs. No. 13 Oregon | 7 p.m. | FOX
Boise State vs. UCF | 7 p.m. | FS1
Rice vs. Houston | 7 p.m. | NFL Network
South Florida vs. Florida A&M | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Arkansas State vs. Memphis | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Nevada vs. Idaho | 7 p.m. | NSN/Mountain West Network
Stephen F. Austin vs. Alcorn State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Southern vs. Jackson State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Central Arkansas vs. Texas College | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Tarleton State vs. North Alabama | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
South Dakota State vs. Montana State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
UT Martin vs. Missouri State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Southeast Missouri State vs. Lindenwood | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Drake vs. Northwestern (Iowa) | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Mercer vs. Morehead State | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Stetson vs. Webber International | 7 p.m. | ESPN+
Florida vs. McNeese | 7:30 p.m. | ESPNU
No. 14 LSU vs. Grambling | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN+/SECN+
Maryland vs. Charlotte | 7:30 p.m. | NBC
Minnesota vs. Eastern Michigan | 7:30 p.m. | Big Ten Network
Mississippi State vs. Arizona | 7:30 p.m. | SEC Network
Rutgers vs. Temple | 7:30 p.m. | Big Ten Network
South Carolina vs. Furman | 7:30 p.m. | ESPN+/SECN+
Washington State vs. No. 19 Wisconsin | 7:30 p.m. | ABC
San Diego State vs. UCLA | 7:30 p.m. | CBS
Sam Houston vs. Air Force (NRG Stadium in Houston, Texas) | 8 p.m. | CBSSN
TCU vs. Nicholls | 8 p.m. | ESPN+
UL Monroe vs. Lamar | 8 p.m. | ESPN+
New Mexico vs. Tennessee Tech | 8 p.m. | Mountain West Network
No. 4 Florida State vs. Southern Miss | 8:30 p.m. | ACC Network
No. 16 Oregon State vs. UC Davis | 9 p.m. | Pac-12 Network
Utah Tech vs. Montana | 9 p.m. | ESPN+
Fresno State vs. Eastern Washington | 9 p.m. | UniMás/Mountain West Network
Sacramento State vs. Texas A&M-Commerce | 10 p.m. | ESPN+
No. 6 USC vs. Stanford | 10:30 p.m. | FOX
Cal vs. Auburn | 10:30 p.m. | ESPN
Arizona State vs. Oklahoma State | 10:30 p.m. | FS1
Hawai'i vs. Albany | 12 a.m. | Spectrum Sports PPV

 

[Rigby.]

Goldman Sachs ran an ad including Auburn (the kicker) and Alabama’s kicker