The OFFICIAL 2018 College football RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

[RammerJammer]

Give the people what they want bama

Man I knew we had some nutty fans but this one is takes the cake, a fan really thinks we should fire Coach Saban just because he’s gonna be 70 in 2020

 

[smitty22]

I should come to Columbus and see bout you, for lying on my name, my Michigan nikkas know what’s up, you know you fukked up, after i see bout you, you buying our therman burgers, but I’ll buy the beers since you will need something to sooth that ass whooping I’m going to commission on you sir

Whats up with the vicious death threats breh ? I was just recapping that 1 podcast

 

[No Sleep]

Only bad game of his career. Apparently he had some huge astrophysics test that week that had him studying in the library late into the night for a week straight.

Y'all got lucky and caught us at a bad time.

Dobbs owned y'all before that. I know you remember that 300 yards passing, 166 yards rushing, 5 TD performance he put on y'all as a sophomore in 2014. Thanks for being his coming out party.

Studying kept that Elite player down. That’s a dam shame. I’m 2015 our team was sick with a stomach bug and Dobbs played well. Got lucky we’re an inferior team so your Elite squad shouldn’t have lost.

 

[dh86]

Toledo, Ohio is Michigan country. That state is only good for that and Cedar Point

 

[PortCityProphet]

@jadillac @QuintessentialBM Ya'll worried about Murray leaving for the mlb draft?
I mean he'd be a dummy not to. he has no long term future as a QB in the pros. he might as well start that MLB career now the draft next month

 

[jadillac]

@jadillac @QuintessentialBM Ya'll worried about Murray leaving for the mlb draft?
I mean he'd be a dummy not to. he has no long term future as a QB in the pros. he might as well start that MLB career now

I think he'll play football this year, then maybe bounce.

I hope...

 

[PortCityProphet]

I think he'll play football this year, then maybe bounce.

I hope...

if he can get 2 milly from the jump he need to bounce. screw love life don't care about what you love it cares about what you can afford

 

[Trust Me]

You mean shytting the bed on the biggest game on earth? Oh yeah I give him full credit for fukking up our perfect Super Bowl record. Was the only team to go 5 times without a loss. Until Hack man came in

We got Shanny now. Rebuilding the talent and going to the playoffs after only one year . He comes from real coaching culture. Bet we get rings with him.

Enjoy another mediocre season with Jimmy

This CaC just said playoffs.

I rep Roll Tide I could never go for Michigan trash last time they won my granddad was serving in WWII

Negged.

Reported.

And fukk you.

@Trust Me ain't Willie faggart a Harbaugh wannabe

You ever hear Ole boy willie talk? (Somebody queue that MJ with hay in his teeth smiley)

 

[Rigby.]

I rep Roll Tide I could never go for Michigan trash last time they won my granddad was serving in WWII

So instead of cheering for one overblown pompous program you support another

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

So instead of cheering for one overblown pompous program you support another

Have they cured those trees yet, I need some firewood and toilet paper. I wish a sinkhole would open under that forsaken place lol

 

[Rigby.]

Have they cured those trees yet, I need some firewood and toilet paper. I wish a sinkhole would open under that forsaken place lol

Openly admit that your barbaric uncivilized shanty town doesn’t have modern human innovations breh :umadaub:

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

auburn sucks

 

[Woodwerkz]

 

[RammerJammer]

Day 3 (I think):

Arkansas QB Matt Jones (2001-2004)

5,857 passing yards, 53 passing TDs
2,535 rushing yards, 24 rushing TDs

Oklahoma QB/TE Blake Bell (2011-2014)

1,763 passing yards, 12 passing TDs
631 rushing yards, 24 rushing TDs
214 receiving yards, 4 receiving TDs

 

[Silkk]

The Belldozer

Tebow 2.0