The OFFICIAL 2016 College football RANDOM THOUGHTS thread

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

Ed Orgeron vs. Lane Kiffin: Winner gets the LSU job

Many unbelievable phrases and words have fallen out of the mouth attached to Ed Orgeron's face over the years, but none has been more absurd than his claim his father once told Bear Bryant to take a hike.

If that's actually true, then it might be the most egregious example of paternal guidance gone bad in the history of college football recruiting.

Seriously, imagine if Orgeron would have actually played for four years under Bryant. He might have ended up the best coach in college football. Instead, he's become the assistant coach you hire if you want to get fired a year or two later.

 

[Chrishaune]

Not my graphic

Y'all schedule ain't all that in November besides Bama. Vandy, UGA, AAMU should be cakewalks. Well, Vandy will probably be the closest out of the 3.

NAH

 

[RammerJammer]

NAH

DEFENSE

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

Auburn fans really think that Pettway bytch gonna be able to run over Bama like he doing these scrubs? they dumber than i thought

 

[Billy Hoyle]

What happens in this scenario?

Auburn wins the SEC (TAMU loses to LSU) 11-2
Bama only has one close loss to Auburn 11-1
Washington has one loss but wins the PAC 12-1
Clemson wins out and wins the ACC 13-0
Michigan loses a close one to OSU 11-1
OSU wins out and wins the B1G 12-1
Louisville wins out with only loss to CU 11-1

Who are your 4 playoff teams? I feel like it's a tossup between Michigan and Alabama at that point right?

I'm thinking
1. Clemson
2. Ohio State
3. Auburn
4. Alabama

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

aTm probably gonna lose against at least one of the piss schools....they're waaaay too respected.

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

eh if Garrett is 100% for the Tenn and Bama games I think u can justify A&M at 4

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

What happens in this scenario?

Auburn wins the SEC (TAMU loses to LSU) 11-2
Bama only has one close loss to Auburn 11-1
Washington has one loss but wins the PAC 12-1
Clemson wins out and wins the ACC 13-0
Michigan loses a close one to OSU 11-1
OSU wins out and wins the B1G 12-1
Louisville wins out with only loss to CU 11-1

Who are your 4 playoff teams? I feel like it's a tossup between Michigan and Alabama at that point right?

I'm thinking
1. Clemson
2. Ohio State
3. Auburn
4. Alabama

Likely but that's ridiculous on many levels

 

[Chrishaune]

DEFENSE

Haven't seen this offense though

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

So washington has to convince the OREGON athletic director...STANFORD ALUMNI condoleeza rice...and TYRONE WILLINGHAM who they FIRED

That they belong in the playoffs....

 

[Chrishaune]

So washington has to convince the OREGON athletic director...STANFORD ALUMNI condoleeza rice...and TYRONE WILLINGHAM who they FIRED

That they belong in the playoffs....

It doesn't matter what they do....As long as they have people voting on a postseason, college football will always have fukkery.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

It doesn't matter what you do....As long as you have people voting on a postseason, college football will always have fukkery.

I dont know why people cant see this

Make it a tournament of champions...realign everything to 8 conferences or kill one...but its bullshyt until then to me

 

[Billy Hoyle]

I dont know why people cant see this

Make it a tournament of champions...realign everything to 8 conferences or kill one...but its bullshyt until then to me

fukk that. The best part of college football is the importance of each regular season game.

I could see doing 6 teams, but that's the absolute max.

 

[Chrishaune]

Auburn nationally in October

- No. 2 offense (576.5 ypg)
- No. 4 scoring O (48 ppg)
- No. 6 scoring D (13.3 ppg)

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Let's just all pray Auburn loses soon or these termites will eat away at this thread till there is nothing left.