The Mass Effect Game Series- Official thread

[Malik1time]

YOu aint shyt if you dont have the 3 insanity badges

 

[Son Goku]

I got all mine first as a black Soulja. No fancy Jedi powers, no puss-ass engineering degree, just good body armor and guns, word to Amerikkka.

 

[Arcavian]

you have your mission, pick the class your best with and go get that

 

[Son Goku]

you have your mission, pick the Soldier class and go get that

FTFY.

 

[Arcavian]

FTFY.

No, soldier easy, get that goddamn sniper rifle

with the infiltrator class

thats work

 

[Legal]

I'm still on Ashley

My biggest problems with her weren't even the xenophobia - it was how she stayed nipping at my heels or undercutting my command in public

Easy call. Ashley can expeditiously.

Ashley is just the videogame version of that white girl most people met in their freshman year of college who thought she was deep and multi-faceted because she cracked open a couple books of poetry, and gets her coffee at the "local" shop instead of the Starbucks. Guaranteed to have "Agape" tattooed on her somewhere. Even down to her glow up in ME3 basically just being that she found a straightening iron somewhere in space and decided to use that shyt.

Only reason she ever made it off Virmire was because Kaiden made me question Bioware's ability to animate and write for a human sized piece of construction paper.

 

[Son Goku]

Easy call. Ashley can expeditiously.

Ashley is just the videogame version of that white girl most people met in their freshman year if college who thought she was deep and multi-faceted because she cracked open a couple books of poetry, and gets her coffee at the "local" shop instead of the Starbucks. Guaranteed to have "Agape" tattooed on her somewhere. Even down to her glow up in ME3 basically just being that she found a straightening iron somewhere in space and decided to use that shyt.

Only reason she ever made it of Virmire was because Kaiden made me question Bioware's ability to animate and write for a human sized piece of construction paper.

 

[Hathaway]

Ive been playing ME since 2010 and I still haven't completed the 1st game on insanity. It's too much. Even in the legendary edition, the enemies just take too long to kill. I know that's the point but insanity on ME1 is washed and not fun.

The other 2 games, especially ME2 now that shyt was a challenge. The Horizon mission on ME2 + The Collector Base on Insanity had a nikka ready to commit that.

 

[Killer Instinct]

I fukked every last one of them alien bytches bruh.

Had Tali screaming "Keelah Se'lai" & taking ibuprofen drips. You know how much of a freak you gotta be if you need more prep time than Batman to have sex because you get legitimately sick and yet you beg for more?

Hips had Shep in his cabin after missions listening to R Kelly's Essential Hits.

 

[Malik1time]

you have your mission, pick the class your best with and go get that

Yes captain

 

[Hathaway]

Had Tali screaming "Keelah Se'lai" & taking ibuprofen drips. You know how much of a freak you gotta be if you need more prep time than Batman to have sex because you get legitimately sick and yet you beg for more?

Hips had Shep in his cabin after missions listening to R Kelly's Essential Hits.

Tali and them eyes
Them hips
Between Liara and Tali, my Shep was going thru it tryna cope with all that ass walking round the ship

 

[Son Goku]

Had Tali screaming "Keelah Se'lai" & taking ibuprofen drips. You know how much of a freak you gotta be if you need more prep time than Batman to have sex because you get legitimately sick and yet you beg for more?

Hips had Shep in his cabin after missions listening to R Kelly's Essential Hits.

 

[Son Goku]

Yes captain

That's Admiral, Recruit.

 

[old pig]

when is that damn KOTOR remake dropping?

 

[Hathaway]

See this is why i love this series. I'm playing through ME1 again and I just discovered an entirely new rachni planet/quest that I've never played before and I've been playing this shyt since 2010. GOAT gaming trilogy