The Marvels Starring Brie Larson, Teyonah Parris, Iman Vellani, and Sam Jackson November 10,2023

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THE MARVELS REVIEWS​

Carla Hay
Culture Mix

The Marvels should be called The Debacles. This superhero disaster is proof that a bloated budget and talented cast members can't save a low-quality movie that is an embarrassment to everyone involved. Tacky cartoons have better dialogue than this mess.

Full Review | Nov 8, 2023


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Nia DaCosta, Megan McDonnell and Elissa Karasik co-wrote the abysmal screenplay for “The Marvels,” which renders all of the characters as shallow vessels to spew out cliché-filled conversations and unfunny jokes. There are 10-year-old kids who can write better dialogue than what’s in “The Marvels.

One of the low points of “The Marvels” is when this cinematic train wreck briefly turns into a musical. It’s in a sequence where Carol, Monica and Kamala visit the planet Aladna, ruled by Prince Yan (played by Park Seo-Joon), who is smitten with Carol. Why is he so smitten? Because (surprise!) Carol married Yan but abandoned him, so technically, Carol is Aladna’s princess. And what happens when Carol returns to Aladna? People break out into song-and-dance numbers, including Yan and Carol acting as if they’re in Aladna’s version of a Disney musical. It’s as cringeworthy as it sounds.


At least they can't blame a man for writing a shallow horrible screenplay for an all-woman superhero team-up

 

[DlAMONDZ]

Nice reality check to all those that swore CM made a billion because people actually cared about her and not because it was sandwiched in between the 2 biggest sequels ever

Until the X-Men are introduced I couldn't give 2 shyts about the MCU right now

 

[Copy Ninja]

Nice reality check to all those that swore CM made a billion because people actually cared about her and not because it was sandwiched in between the 2 biggest sequels ever

Until the X-Men are introduced I couldn't give 2 shyts about the MCU right now

The way Disney has taken the reigns of MCU, Wolverine's pro-nouns are gonna be 'they/them'

 

[wire28]

nikkas who don’t plan on seeing the movie somehow managing to keep us all up to date on up to the minute details on it

 

[Avisible Man]

The way Disney has taken the reigns of MCU, Wolverine's pro-nouns are gonna be 'they/them'

They / Them with the Wolverine claw slashes

 

[CHICAGO]

nikkas who don’t plan on seeing the movie somehow managing to keep us all up to date on up to the minute details on it

THIS ELEMENTARY REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY ATTEMPT ISNT GONNA
STOP THIS THREAD FROM BEING
UPPED EVERY FEW MINUTES
FOR THE NEXT 10 DAYS.

ITS A CELEBRATION





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[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I love when posters are like "I don't care about x, y and z but I'm going to continue defending it for reasons...."

 

[CHICAGO]

I love when posters are like "I don't care about x, y and z but I'm going to continue defending it for reasons...."

THAT nikka @wire28 HAD
OVER 30 POSTS IN THAT
FLASH THREAD LAST JUNE.

THIS IS EATING HIM ALIVE





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[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I'm saying it does better than Shazam 2 but not as good as BLACK ADAM

Black Adam

www.boxofficemojo.com

Black adam opened at $67mm

This probably WON'T.

'Shazam 2' and 'The Flash' had no chance. Maybe if they were tremendous movies in their own right but they came fresh off the news that the DC Universe was doing the James Gunn reboot.

'Black Adam' was clowned for that $67M opening and $393M worldwide total. Is 'The Marvels' going to get to those numbers you think?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

THAT nikka @wire28 HAD
OVER 30 POSTS IN THAT
FLASH THREAD LAST JUNE.

THIS IS EATING HIM ALIVE





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I been tryin to tell everyone that this shyt is reciprocal because in the long run most big budget studios have periods of creative bankruptcy. Warner Bros. made some terrible Batman movies in the 90s and it wasn't until Nolan came along that it got turned around.

A lot of the MCU movies were mid to trash to begin with but the stans didn't wanna hear it because of the hits that accompanied them. They had one big great idea with Thanos and they killed him off along with Cap and Iron Man.

Nobody actually gave a shyt about most of the other characters.

 

[Gizmo_Duck]

I been tryin to tell everyone that this shyt is reciprocal because in the long run most big budget studios have periods of creative bankruptcy. Warner Bros. made some terrible Batman movies in the 90s and it wasn't until Nolan came along that it got turned around.

A lot of the MCU movies were mid to trash to begin with but the stans didn't wanna hear it because of the hits that accompanied them. They had one big great idea with Thanos and they killed him off along with Cap and Iron Man.

Nobody actually gave a shyt about most of the other characters.

MCU would still be going strong if T’Challa was around, they fukked up not recasting. They need a strong legacy character to carry the fold. Thats why they need to hurry up and get Fantastic 4 in the mix, Reed Richards is the only other leader type character left they haven’t killed off

 

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there doesnt seem to be anything good about this film lmao

live in the past brehs ..

Iger came back to clean house

"on November 20, 2022, Chapek was ousted by the Disney board with Iger reinstated as CEO"

Bob Iger - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Spoiler: ...

these films were all under a different disney head.

the effect of Iger coming back will feed through eventually.

'Too much quantity and too little quality' - Marvel changes approach: what will be the future of the MCU? - News Unrolled

Due to the many criticisms received regarding Phase 4 products, Marvel Studios has decided to change its approach for the next Phases. OUR Marvel Studiosafter the completion of the epic Phase 3 with Avengers: Endgame As well as Spider-Man: Far From Homethey seem to have lost their way. We are…

newsunrolled.com

Wrong.



His chain of command, in particular Kareem Daniel was interfering with a drive to create new content. One strategic reason for this was Disney+ and the desire to create content for that.

Daniel was removed as soon as Chapek was gone.

"Disney Dismisses Chapek Deputy Kareem Daniel As Bob Iger Puts “Decision-Making Back In The Hands Of Our Creative Teams”​

By JAMIE LANG | 11/22/2022 7:00 am | 2

Kareem Daniel, chairman of Disney Media and Entertainment Distribution under Bob Chapek, has left the company just one day after Disney parted ways with its now-former CEO."

Disney Dismisses Chapek Deputy Kareem Daniel As Bob Iger Puts "Decision-Making Back In The Hands Of Our Creative Teams”

A key figure in Disney's shift towards data-driven decision-making, Daniel's departure seemed likely after Iger's return.

www.cartoonbrew.com

Word on the street was that even Feige (and upwards) were against the Chapek/Daniel strategy.

 

[Batsute]

Everybody does care apparently because for the next few weeks millions of people who won’t even go see if are going to be on social media ripping it.

If the IP is so bad, people shouldn’t care this much.

Marvel had such a long run with the greatest payoff of all time that people are simply spoiled. I wouldn’t even call if super hero fatigue at this point. The market is just different. People got other shyt going on in their lives. Inflation is out of control so people don’t go out to the movies because they either work to much, don’t make enough or both. It is what it is. I use to go to the movies every week. I been stopped.

The IP isn’t bad it’s everything around that sucks that’s gonna cause people to talk about it for clicks. Add to the fact Brie Larson alienating an entire demographic, constant cuts / reshoots, and incoherent pacing and feige approved dialogue, it really contributes to the fatigue.

 

[CHICAGO]

MCU would still be going strong if T’Challa was around, they fukked up not recasting. They need a strong legacy character to carry the fold. Thats why they need to hurry up and get Fantastic 4 in the mix, Reed Richards is the only other leader type character left they haven’t killed off

EARLY REPORTS SAID SUE STORM
WILL BE THE LEAD IN THE FF MOVIE



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[Novembruh]

EARLY REPORTS SAID SUE STORM
WILL BE THE LEAD IN THE FF MOVIE



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Girl-boss who holds together three dysfunctional, broken men while being supermom to the most powerful child in existence, and still finds time to be a model. how does she do it?!

Yeah... sounds about on-brand at this point.
I see the vision.

and I hate the vision.