The Marvels Starring Brie Larson, Teyonah Parris, Iman Vellani, and Sam Jackson November 10,2023

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Yeah this movie was trash. How could Fiege even see this ish and be like :ehh: go ahead
Because he doesn't respect women's intelligence and think they'll just eat up anything. Marvel isn't going to have success independent of a male audience unless they're really awesome soap opera s*** in one of their tv series
 

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Still watching, but guess I will muster a review.

Guardians kinda got the studio's collective mind fukced up. They think that all the cosmic material has to be filled with jokes.

Guardians 1 worked. Ragnarok worked. Guardians 2 was passable. Guardians 3 was amazing but they went horrible tragedy for a significant part of it.

This shyt right here. It's just not actually funny. There's no such thing as TOO funny, but a bunch of jokes that dont land is the worst. If the jokes are actually funny they can come every minute and it's great. Cause you're on the floor gasping for air the whole time. Unfunny jokes make you angry instead of happy.

Storyline is shallow. I don't care about any of the characters. The action is the middle of mid.

2/5. Watch it instead of watching dust settle, but don't stop anything you're doing to see this.

It's not a 1 cause a 1 is something you should not even lay eyes on. You can actually watch it. But on a flight or if you have watched everything on D+ already and you have no other media outlet available.
 
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