The M.I.C. Stories: Worst One Night Stand

[The M.I.C.]

Where did the jam come from?

Did u ever get that nut?

Did she stalk you?

As far as the jams, no answer..I threw them shyts away out of fear they might be laced with shyt.

Nah, didn't get that nut

She was on my damn trail for about a month, she knew which medical facility I worked at so I would occasionally get a page about a female visitor randomly popping up until I told security to look out for her ass.

 

[emerald]

a substitute high school teacher in charlotte?

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

Thats exactly how she gets negus.

"I bet I could tame her "

nikka she got a tiger tattooed on her face

 

[The M.I.C.]

a substitute high school teacher in charlotte?

Yeah she said she was certified...whatever the hell that means.

 

[emerald]

Yeah she said she was certified...whatever the hell that means.

jessica is her real name?

 

[Neuromancer]

Yeah she said she was certified...whatever the hell that means.

Teachers gotta get certs. Or go to grad school. She was probably certified crazy.lol

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Yeah she said she was certified...whatever the hell that means.

Oh shyt, this a Charlotte bytch...I'm a Charlotte nikka, gotta remember that name now to avoid her ass, or to get a quick freak nut

 

[The M.I.C.]

jessica is her real name?

nope...this is why I don't use real names when I tell stories. Charlotte is still small enough to where people can be found out..her name does start with a "J" though.

 

[Silkk]

Thats exactly how she gets negus.

"I bet I could tame her "

nikka she got a tiger tattooed on her face

I ain't scared of no cat

 

[emerald]

nope...this is why I don't use real names when I tell stories. Charlotte is still small enough to where people can be found out..her name does start with a "J" though.

i have a cousin who is a substitute teacher in charlotte and her name starts with a J. PM me.

 

[The M.I.C.]

i have a cousin who is a substitute teacher in charlotte and her name starts with a J. PM me.

 

[Neuromancer]

i have a cousin who is a substitute teacher in charlotte and her name starts with a J. PM me.

Oh god.

 

[emerald]

Lord please ...

 

[MoneyTron]

i have a cousin who is a substitute teacher in charlotte and her name starts with a J. PM me.

Yall just clowing now.

 

[Taadow]

She completely switches up the subject at this point..


Her: "I heard that most men want their women to be like their mama...what's ya mama like?"

Me: "......"
Her: "What's ya mama like?"

What you should've said:

"My mama is sane, and has stayed the fucc outta my place since I was a teenager...that's what she like.
I DO like my women like that."