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Get Terrorized ISIS level in your own house......
The M.I.C. Stories: Worst One Night Stand
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U SOULDA FUCCED HER TO SLEEP AND ALL THAT PSYCHO SHIIT WOULDA LITERALLY BEEN PUT TO REST OFF TOP
This story sounds like the black version of Gone Girl
"If you dont give me 3 we are going to have a problem my nikka"
"Yes ma'am
"
"If you dont give me 3 we are going to have a problem my nikka"
"Yes ma'am
"
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Those stories were beautiful, they had me crying from laughter
5 star plus rep breh....... You should try and sell this story to a movie company. This is the type of scene you would see in Scary Movie or Don't be a menace
And If you made this all up, then please breh, post some more stories like this. I wouldn't mind reading more stuff like this in TLR
So many quotable lines in one thread
Those stories were beautiful, they had me crying from laughter
5 star plus rep breh....... You should try and sell this story to a movie company. This is the type of scene you would see in Scary Movie or Don't be a menace
And If you made this all up, then please breh, post some more stories like this. I wouldn't mind reading more stuff like this in TLR
So many quotable lines in one thread
She will step into a Slim Jim with your dikk while u sleep breh.
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I couldn't stay focused fam..
It was a catch 22 with the mouth...she had superb skills but that broad might fukk around and go JAWS on me and it would've been all she wrote. I'm not with all that squirtin' shyt either..I cut it down a bit in the story but me and her literally argued for 30 minutes about whether she pee'd or came all over my fukking sheets..Had my bedroom smellin like a bathroom stall at 7-11.
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@The M.I.C.
Those stories were beautiful, they had me crying from laughter
5 star plus rep breh....... You should try and sell this story to a movie company. This is the type of scene you would see in Scary Movie or Don't be a menace
And If you made this all up, then please breh, post some more stories like this. I wouldn't mind reading more stuff like this in TLR
So many quotable lines in one thread
Appreciate it breh
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Funnily enough she did..which was a bit of debacle in itself but it resolved itself...eventually.
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Naw fam, me and the crew all got plats today.
Uncle Kendrick
I'm just bout that action
You negus spoiled you had a tigress in your possessions and couldn't hang.
Look up the definition of tigress on google. 
Look up the definition of tigress on google. If that's her, lemme get that name off you playa
i have a cousin who is a substitute teacher in charlotte and her name starts with a J. PM me.
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Maybe a few weeks after I cut off communication, she popped up at my crib this one time...Normally, when she come around..I'd be able to see her car roll up my driveway so I'd scurry around and turn off most of my lights so it would look like I was away from the crib, I have a detached garage that I keep my car in so you wouldnt know if I was home or not by lookin. She rolled through a few times before and I'd watch her ass through my blinds to make sure she left before I resumed the lifestyle.
However, this one time..it didn't work. This chick rolled up at around 10 at night, ringing my doorbell but I didn't see no car or nothing in the driveway so I'm like
the hell she come from? All my lights in shyt is on so I'm like...
I just decide to let her keep ringing the door bell til she gets tired and leaves but I shyt you not...this chick pulled up a chair on my patio, pulled out her phone and was stone cold chillin like she was at home and shyt. 
So I'm like
I opened the door and she turned around with the
quick.Me: "What's up?"
Her: "Hey! How you been, honey?"
This chick goes towards my screen door and tries to open it like she's coming in..
Me: "The fukk you doin?"
Her: "It's rude to not invite a guest inside"
Me: "I ain't got no gotdamn guests right now"
Her: "I want to talk to you please."
Me: "Naw I can hear and see you real good through this screen door."
Her: "Open the damn door."
Me: "bytch, I ain't scared of you."
Her: "Then just give me fukking panties back so I can go home?"
Me: "The fukk you talking about some gotdamn panties, you crazy bytch?"
Her: "The ones underneath your mattress."
Me:
Me: "Well, shyt...it looks like your ass gonna have to hit up Vicky Secret for some replacements, cause I aint lookin for them shyts and I ain't letting you in."
Her: "Fine."
We're mean muggin at each other for a good few minutes and I'm lowkey stressin to see if I'm going to have to go out in a blaze of glory with this woman..
Her: "fakkit, you could've had it all but you'll see...should've ripped that small ass dikk off when I had a chance"
Me: "He gets the job done though bytch...."
This chick lifts up her skirt, no panties on and just walks off my porch with her skirt hiked all the way up..ass cheeks just a talkin to me
....this chick literally is walking down the street with her skirt up, I guess it helped that it was night but still...I actually went and look under my mattress and I actually found her fukkin panties tucked underneath my mattress. I still don't understand why she did that and why she kept the location on retainer like that. Funnily enough, that was the last time I saw her...I talked to my homeboy earlier and his wife told me she's actually engaged (which is troubling). 