The M.I.C. Stories: Worst One Night Stand
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a female putting enough pressure on your dikk to damn near rip it off or talking about biting down on it? Very aggressive, pushy? Calling you baby and shyt and you only known her ass for a few days? You don't see how this shyt is concluding, like I said...I'll put up the morning joint when this bytch laid out my fukking clothes to wear in the morning and asked about meeting my family.
Labadi_Mantse
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Stories piff so far
Anyway,
We get settled at my place and after about an hour of chillin over some music and wine..I'm on some let's take a tour of the house type shyt.
I'm showing her the fukking bedroom and I don't know what the hell happens but this broad completely derails off onto some bipolar shyt..bytch spins me around, grabs the dikk HARD and damn near suffocates me by shoving her tongue down my throat. The look in this broad's eyes is almost fukking murderous and bytch diggin her nails in on my joint so I'm a bit worried at this point at the change in personality..So she says..
Her: "I ain't no damn hoe off the streets.."
Her: "I don't be handin this shyt out like this shyt is fukkin candy, nikka.."
Me: "I understand.."
Her: "What's good?"
Me: "Wha??"
Her: "You gotta take good care of this p*ssy...you good for this, nikka?"
Me: "Yeah, I'm good.."
This chick has one of them Vader like force choke holds on my dikk, shyt is fukking with the bloodflow...my dikk doesn't know whether to be hard or soft at this point. Before I could try to loosen this woman's deathgrip, she hits her knees and starts giving ya breh that neck. Rapid fire head movements with them lightning fast tongue lashes...earrings and extensions falling off with that velocity
. I'm thinking the night is gonna end spectacularly..Then all of the sudden she just stops...I'm looking down and she just starin at the shyt, all bug eyed.
Me: "You alright?"
Her: "Yeah, it's just so nice...I kinda just wanna nibble and bite on it"
Me: "Shots will be fired. My shyt ain't no damn snickers, no teeth."
Her: "That's no fun!"
Me: "You be snackin on nikkas dikks on the regular?"
With that I'm making an executive decision in keeping this woman's mouth away from the family jewels so I'm like "fukk this, I'm running this shyt tonight" and throw her little ass up on the bed to let her how it's going down...this crazy broad goes bug eyed again, bounces off the bed, runs around and fukking "Lawrence Taylor's" tackles me onto the bed. This woman starts giving me that fukking death stare again..
Her: "I gotta get mines first, on top...you understand?
Me: " Yes I understand."
Her:" You ready!?!"
Me: "Wha..?"
Her: "You ready for this p*ssy?!"
Me: "YEP!"
Clothes flying everywhere and she's gets back on top and starts gotdamn jack hammering down on me, I'mand then
at the chick's energy, I'm thinking she hit on some coke beforehand because she's doing 360s on my joint, laughing and growling like a fukking bear all at the same fukking time. So I'm like I gotta get mine before this woman potentially goes psychotic.. So I flip her ass over on the bed and I barely done put an inch of righteousness in her before she hollers at the top of her lungs, a fukking screech...the shyt shook me so bad that I literally fell out of the p*ssy and fell right off the damn bed.
Me: "The hell is wrong??"
Her: "That shyt felt good, nikka!!"
Me: "bytch, I live next to white folks...I can't have them hearing bloody screams over here at no damn 2am in the morning."
So I get back in there and she starts growling with every stroke...I have to do periodical welfare checks on this chick to see if she's ok. She's getting louder and louder as we're going but now she's humming, like she's doing them old school church spirituals but just much louder. At this point I put my hand over her mouth to quiet her down and this further encourages her to get even more louder, at this point she's screaming again. All of the sudden she locks up and screams "OH shyt!", I back up quick...this broad starts trembling and starts to "squirts" all over the place..
Me: "bytch, did you just pee all over my goddamn bed?"
Her: "Naw, baby I came.."
Me: "That ain't no goddamn cum...Smell these gotdamn sheets...they smell like fukking piss."
Her: "So what, you know you liked it!!!
Me:
Believe it or not...this shyt continues. I'll post what happened in the morning soon.
You know.. That reminds me of someone. There's this girl in my class she had lots of problems, she lost mad weight so they had to take her to the hospital to force her to eat again. And they gave her medecine (I don't remember the name of this thing.) But now that she's back, she starts laughing at random moments on her own, sometimes she just lets herself slide on the floor laughing hysterically or she jumps on my friend's back and hugs him from behind. (They never talked to each other.) One time she looked at me and told me that I had a "crazy body" before laughing again. Sometimes she hums/sings in class or she talks then mid-sentence, she starts laughing , it's so demonic.
She seemed so perfect until this post
There's always something mentally off with a freak, which makes sense, but still is it too much to ask for a sane freak Lord
Well, this is definitely a good story. And it's well written.
OP comes from the General Mills' School of Writing. Commas, periods, exclamation points, I can read it from top to bottom with clarity.
OP comes from the General Mills' School of Writing. Commas, periods, exclamation points, I can read it from top to bottom with clarity.
Keep going...
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Post some pics of the broad