The Ls Of Matt Hardy®

[Ohnoits]

Bumped because this shyt was too funny not to merit more discussion.

Edge takin Lita to strip clubs while Matt Hardy sat at home oblivious to him gettin in her guts.

Take that L Maffew.

 

[Project Downtime]

Both Paul London and Edge snatched Matt's chicks with the greatest of ease.

 

[Psychosis]

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Both Paul London and Edge snatched Matt's chicks with the greatest of ease.

I thought all this time Matt stole Ashley from Paul... damn this guy is worse than I thought

 

[Ohnoits]

I thought all this time Matt stole Ashley from Paul... damn this guy is worse than I thought

Nope.

We gotta find that interview.

It was Matt to Lita, some bytch named Lori, then Ashley, who left him for Paul London.

London claimed they were in Vegas at a Casino gettin drunk and Ashley just turned to him and started making out with him and they ended up fukkin. He said as far as he knew she and Matt were over, but as it turns out...




















They weren't and Paul ended up breaking up Ashley and Matt, then dumped her because Matt was too much of a headcase and wouldn't stop doing passive aggressive, key your car female shyt over London taking his girl. And that entire time, Matt was running around on the Internet crying about Lita who was busy sucking Edge off who was WWE champ.

 

[Ohnoits]

Imagine going to work everyday and people

"You shared that girl, Maffew."

Matt:
Edge:

 

[Beautiful Bobby Eatin]

Nope.

We gotta find that interview.

It was Matt to Lita, some bytch named Lori, then Ashley, who left him for Paul London.

London claimed they were in Vegas at a Casino gettin drunk and Ashley just turned to him and started making out with him and they ended up fukkin. He said as far as he knew she and Matt were over, but as it turns out...




















They weren't and Paul ended up breaking up Ashley and Matt, then dumped her because Matt was too much of a headcase and wouldn't stop doing passive aggressive, key your car female shyt over London taking his girl. And that entire time, Matt was running around on the Internet crying about Lita who was busy sucking Edge off who was WWE champ.

Chill my nikka. Even the Coli servers cant handle that many L's

 

[Ohnoits]

Chill my nikka. Even the Coli servers cant handle that many L's

Yo if I can find it, Imma drop that Lori pipebomb on this thread, where she calls Matt a p*ssy and talks down his dikk game after she dumped him.



I try to keep this thread fresh for Matt Harvey every time he logs into the Coli, to remind him of his failures.

 

[Project Downtime]

It would have been via MySpace.

Matt used their sexy time video on an episode of The Hardy Show and she was pissed.

Lori was ping-ponging between Matt and Joey Abs of Mean Street Posse.

 

[Starburst]

It would have been via MySpace.

Matt used their sexy time video on an episode of The Hardy Show and she was pissed.

Lori was ping-ponging between Matt and Joey Abs of Mean Street Posse.

She straight up left him for Joey, Matt cried about it in one of his videos

 

[Project Downtime]

But went back to Matt once Matt start making more money and Joey was released.

 

[Grifter]

Another L, he has L threads with no one defending him. We get on Flair for his shyt but we can remember his greatness and give him praise.

 

[Starburst]

But went back to Matt once Matt start making more money and Joey was released.

A few years later IIRC-Then left him again when she realized how much of a troll he is

I remember she posted a long blog about him posting that video....we need to find it..So many L's in it

Edit- it was on her Myspace and shes made it private

This is her twitter- https://twitter.com/Lori_Slifer

Looks like she got married and had a kid and










She follows LITA on twitter

Funny how he was juggling Lita and Lori at the same time, they both got rid of him and now they follow each other on Twitter

 

[Ohnoits]

She straight up left him for Joey, Matt cried about it in one of his videos

I hate Maffew. It's impossible to like this guy. Wasn't that the girl he was fukkin when he was with Lita?

And then cried when Lita fukked Edge?

A few years later IIRC-Then left him again when she realized how much of a troll he is

I remember she posted a long blog about him posting that video....we need to find it..So many L's in it

Edit- it was on her Myspace and shes made it private

This is her twitter- https://twitter.com/Lori_Slifer

Looks like she got married and had a kid and










She follows LITA on twitter

Funny how he was juggling Lita and Lori at the same time, they both got rid of him and now they follow each other on Twitter

I've been fukkin laughing for 5 minutes just now after I read this shyt. She and Lita prolly commiserate on Matt Hardy's failures and how they wasted p*ssy on that failure.

He got sonned by both those women.

 

[Grifter]

I hate Maffew. It's impossible to like this guy. Wasn't that the girl he was fukkin when he was with Lita?

And then cried when Lita fukked Edge?




I've been fukkin laughing for 5 minutes just now after I read this shyt. She and Lita prolly commiserate on Matt Hardy's failures and how they wasted p*ssy on that failure.

He got sonned by both those women.

Imagine if all of his exe's get together and make a shoot vid on him.