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After my mom broke her ankle in Miami, I flew down urgently. Unprepared, I dashed to Burlington for essentials.

My Cuban Uber driver was on conquistador timing, he bluntly admitted he’d planned to kick me out, assuming my rope twists that he took for dreads meant I’d smell like weed. He apologized, then pivoted to praising God for helping him quit porn and saving his marriage. And how Trump is the best thing for black people.
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I don’t like the arrogance of these fat cac bytches.

This HAWG was on the line in Walmart ahead of me with her manlet. She kept looking back every 2 seconds at me. She whispered something to her man and he grabbed the cart and she stood in front of it. This bytch thought I was looking at her ass.
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Does it look like I own a harpoon?
bytch look like ice cream with clothes on.
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I wish my son was biracial so I could mention it or my mixed relationship no matter the actual topic

You’re not fukking special :beli:
 

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My son be bullying me fr

He threw my shirt on the floor and refused to pick it up when I told him to

He leans back and pops me on my arm and scolds me in babble:martin::ufdup:
 

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We just knew we were gonna kick it into overdrive and be these super healthy, yoga master, cool hobby having, new book every 3 days reading, zen master super parents but October is getting closer and closer and it looks like our baby is gonna have regular nikka parents. :russ:
 
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