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Always provides and always on time I swear
Exactly!
Always on Time
Right & Exact
Keep on innit
BelieveBeOK
Superstar
Spent 6 hours with the new love of my life yesterday. After dropping her off I went to a bar and randomly met an OF model. She sent me a sex tape free of charge. I'm feeling like that guy right now 
yardman
Afro-pessimist
After my mom broke her ankle in Miami, I flew down urgently. Unprepared, I dashed to Burlington for essentials.
My Cuban Uber driver was on conquistador timing, he bluntly admitted he’d planned to kick me out, assuming my rope twists that he took for dreads meant I’d smell like weed. He apologized, then pivoted to praising God for helping him quit porn and saving his marriage. And how Trump is the best thing for black people.
Anytime I see a duppy in my notifications
I'm posting this for dutty foot, and men that lay down with chick's that's foot bottom look so.
I'm posting this for dutty foot, and men that lay down with chick's that's foot bottom look so.