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Always provides and always on time I swear
Exactly!
Always on Time
Right & Exact
Keep on innit
BelieveBeOK
Superstar
Spent 6 hours with the new love of my life yesterday. After dropping her off I went to a bar and randomly met an OF model. She sent me a sex tape free of charge. I'm feeling like that guy right now 
yardman
Afro-pessimist
After my mom broke her ankle in Miami, I flew down urgently. Unprepared, I dashed to Burlington for essentials.
My Cuban Uber driver was on conquistador timing, he bluntly admitted he’d planned to kick me out, assuming my rope twists that he took for dreads meant I’d smell like weed. He apologized, then pivoted to praising God for helping him quit porn and saving his marriage. And how Trump is the best thing for black people.
Anytime I see a duppy in my notifications
I'm posting this for dutty foot, and men that lay down with chick's that's foot bottom look so.
I'm posting this for dutty foot, and men that lay down with chick's that's foot bottom look so.
yardman
Afro-pessimist
I don’t like the arrogance of these fat cac bytches.
This HAWG was on the line in Walmart ahead of me with her manlet. She kept looking back every 2 seconds at me. She whispered something to her man and he grabbed the cart and she stood in front of it. This bytch thought I was looking at her ass.
Does it look like I own a harpoon?
bytch look like ice cream with clothes on.
This HAWG was on the line in Walmart ahead of me with her manlet. She kept looking back every 2 seconds at me. She whispered something to her man and he grabbed the cart and she stood in front of it. This bytch thought I was looking at her ass.
Does it look like I own a harpoon?
bytch look like ice cream with clothes on.
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
I’ll take the early days of IG and Twitter over this era
It’s too much
Time to disconnect
Facebook and Twitter already gone
It’s too much
Time to disconnect
Facebook and Twitter already gone
Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
I wish my son was biracial so I could mention it or my mixed relationship no matter the actual topic
You’re not fukking special
You’re not fukking special
CreepyMcCreeperson
Veteran
Shorts for the first time this year
And just in the house, not out and about like the white men
It’s just 60 degrees
And just in the house, not out and about like the white men
It’s just 60 degrees
Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
My son be bullying me fr
He threw my shirt on the floor and refused to pick it up when I told him to
He leans back and pops me on my arm and scolds me in babble
He threw my shirt on the floor and refused to pick it up when I told him to
He leans back and pops me on my arm and scolds me in babble
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
Blown Moon
All Star
We just knew we were gonna kick it into overdrive and be these super healthy, yoga master, cool hobby having, new book every 3 days reading, zen master super parents but October is getting closer and closer and it looks like our baby is gonna have regular nikka parents. 
