Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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Rich Spirit
#LeveledUp
What was the name of the dude that threatened to commit suicide and had a needle to his neck?
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
My mother in law is watching the mtv VMAS. It's kind of weird to see a 50+ old woman watching this crap.
I burned my lip and now it looks like I have herpes.
ill be so glad this when this move is done...im currently fighting with uhaul about getting a 14' truck for friday morning...originally i made a reservation for 10' but i cancelled when i realized i need a slighly bigger truck..when i tried to make that change all of a sudden theres no times left that i can reserve..now they are telling me they have no trucks left...so later i gotta call these ppl and straighten this shyt out
work was comedy today 
so they moved me to a different area because my lower end supervisor thought I was working slow, the fact is that the area I'm working at gets the most stuff, thats why it takes forever, also, most areas have 2 workers in each area while the one that gets the most stuff only had me working it. So I switch to another area where I work with another person, we were the first team done and the area they moved me from took literally 2.5 times as long to complete than it would've took me. I was fukking dying laughing on the inside. When I worked in that area every god damn 10 minutes someone would walk by and crack and joke about how I'm still working and everyone else is finished. I'd normally finish around 9:30-45 when the area would get heavy because of upcoming holiday's, took them til like 11am to finish it today. 
can't wait to get a real fukking job
so they moved me to a different area because my lower end supervisor thought I was working slow, the fact is that the area I'm working at gets the most stuff, thats why it takes forever, also, most areas have 2 workers in each area while the one that gets the most stuff only had me working it. So I switch to another area where I work with another person, we were the first team done and the area they moved me from took literally 2.5 times as long to complete than it would've took me. I was fukking dying laughing on the inside. When I worked in that area every god damn 10 minutes someone would walk by and crack and joke about how I'm still working and everyone else is finished. I'd normally finish around 9:30-45 when the area would get heavy because of upcoming holiday's, took them til like 11am to finish it today. can't wait to get a real fukking job
Mike Allicock
Houston's Finest
Not a day goes by that I don't crave Mexican or tacos in general... don't know what it is. 
I burned my lip and now it looks like I have herpes.
how the hell you do that?
Man I got to leave the crib in a bit to reup on the condoms, guess im going to hit up the walmart just down the street, hope they have some of the bigger boxes, so I dont have to settle for the 10 count box
This bish keeps suggesting restaurants and she still don't get that I'm not taking her anywhere, I've been saying "yeah that sounds good" for the longest
I was boiling eggs and after I peeled one and saw the yolk was still runny, I became impatient and microwaved the rest of them. I salted them up, took a bite and the egg exploded and extremely hot yolk laded on my lip top lip. And now I have people looking at me like
.This shyt would be funny af if it wasn't me.
This bish keeps suggesting restaurants and she still don't get that I'm not taking her anywhere, I've been saying "yeah that sounds good" for the longest
This one of the chicks at ya job? What she do to get thrown in that infinite holding pattern?
Finally gave Migos - No Labels 2 a chance. I was ready for some c00nish, non rapping shyt.
Can't even hate it on it. (MY nikka JUST WAIT ON IT!)
Nah some chick I dealt with in the past. Her life isn't together, so I rather not waste my time or money.This one of the chicks at ya job? What she do to get thrown in that infinite holding pattern?
Finally gave Migos - No Labels 2 a chance. I was ready for some c00nish, non rapping shyt.
Can't even hate it on it. (MY nikka JUST WAIT ON IT!)
I was boiling eggs and after I peeled one and saw the yolk was still runny, I became impatient and microwaved the rest of them. I salted them up, took a bite and the egg exploded and extremely hot yolk laded on my lip top lip. And now I have people looking at me like
This shyt would be funny af if it wasn't me.
oh ok, who cares what people think, atleast if you are a grown man you shouldnt