So my girls cousin stayed with us this weekend, long story short, she didn't know my laptop was linked to the speakers in our room... This chick is a goddamn freak.
I'm up just staring at the ceiling, my girl is still asleep, and out of nowhere I hear what I think was bdsm porn start coming through the speakers. I guess when she didn't hear any sound in her headphones, she cranked up the volume which made her realize what was happening, because it started blaring in our room.
It woke my girl up, I played it off and said her cousin was on Itunes, and didn't know that the speakers are linked. So I get up while making as much noise as possible, so she knows I'm coming, and by the time I get out to the living room, she's playing sleep.
I checked and my history is wiped clean as a motherfukker.