The fact that I'm not wealthy, far from handsome gang (I'm like an ethnic Shrek), got a dad bod without having progeny...
I always make it a priority, when i do get the meat flap... is to always copulate like I'm fresh out of the penitentiary.
It's the guys that have the least that over compensate in the sack. Go real hard with the angles and get dexterity with it. Try to think about pasta making or Kenneth Brannaw's face while i'm copulating, just so i get that duration game on point.
It's the least we can do. And always work on our personalities, cuz we can't get around in life being extremely aesthetically flawed. So you have to be cool and charming, without frightening women and scaring little chul'rens.
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